The Rotund Dungeon Master
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No problem, and yeah. Folks really need to learn to either be a human being, STFU, or both.
I really try to not be an angry person and then fuckers walk around with the audacity to pull this kind of shit. You have my sincerest apologies and my wishes that they endure events that may or may not violate terms of service.
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They're here and I love them!
Want to get your mits on one? I'll have them at #PaxU!
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Look I've been holding off from months asking this on Bluesky because of my pride but I need help.

My car needs brakes, my rent is past due and my step kid needs shoes.

I hate having to ask this
I feel like once mom croaks I'm changing it officially
Just found out my great grandfather married my great grandmother when she was 13. He was 22. I'm named after him.

An I'm just sitting here thinking of my middle name going "get it off, get it off, get it off, ewwwwwwwwwww fuck fuck fuck."
I'm tired of feeling tired.

I'm tired of feeling like I'm constantly slipping gears

I'm tired of feeling like I'm barely treading water.
I thought Randall Flagg would be hotter if he took over this fucking universe, not some trumped up fascist orange
I mean if he wants to point the blame for mediocrity, building an entire industry on white supremacy will eventually leave you with media as bland as the saltines that made it .
My wife: OY! You in the middle of a hyper fixation! We gotta be up early to put *someone* in his carrier for the vet tomorrow!

My cat who is a lvl 15 rogue and hates the carrier: *whips around and locks me with a HATE STARE*

Me: I don't like how he just clocked that like he speaks human.
AUHDHD: Hey, know how you HATED being forced to write long papers for college?
Me: Oh God.
AUHDHD: It's 22 post thread time about a niche topic no one is interested in baby!
Me: Please no.
AUADHD: people gonna call you A Dot Ham
Me: WHY?
AUADHD: WRITING LIKE YOU'RE RUNNING OUTTA TIME, BITCH!
A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he is fucking Neurodivergent, has time blindness, and it's ableist as fuck to point that shit out.
Why the fuck do social media comment sections have to be mean
That and I can also see them (the RNC) using his extreme reactionary response to their advantage. They had a hard time getting him to stick to the script last time...

He's pretty much done that this time. It makes you wonder.
I'm not saying definitely. I'm not trying to start a conspiracy... I'm just saying that it wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if, after this is all over, we have a bunch of ai videos of some horrible shit just on computers in the white house that they been filling Donald's head with.
But with them saying that he's said that there is a difference between what he's being shown and what the media is reporting.... I think they are putting him in his own reality with AI.
I have the distinct feeling they are showing Donald Trump AI generated videos and telling him it's what's going on in these cities/protests.

I'm not saying he wouldn't do this on his own, cause he fucking would. I'm not saying a good man, cause he's fucking not.
Jesus Harold Christ on the cross what the fuck is wrong with my autocorrect?
The George Soros thing is an antisemetic dog whistle, by the by.
You know, it's like they have been falsely accusing the LGTBQIA community of being pedophiles and groomers for a long time in order to promote violence against them and now they have the Epstein liar implicating trump they hair wanna pump the breaks on that hate train Incase it comes back around.