Coffee Wizard ☕️
@bigsoupfan.bsky.social
mom/wife, potioncrafter, weirding woman, brewmaster
my apprentice seems to have sampled some of my cheese wheel. it’s not magic it’s just a cheese wheel
October 26, 2025 at 11:52 PM
my apprentice seems to have sampled some of my cheese wheel. it’s not magic it’s just a cheese wheel
we’ve been cursing our enemies for over 10 years
September 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
we’ve been cursing our enemies for over 10 years
does this kill the wizard
August 24, 2025 at 8:16 PM
does this kill the wizard
biting someone tomorrow
July 24, 2025 at 5:13 AM
biting someone tomorrow
if you start casting spells in latin in front of me i’m gonna hit you with a microplastics stare because wtf is wrong with you. buy a potion or get out of my tower
July 24, 2025 at 3:49 AM
if you start casting spells in latin in front of me i’m gonna hit you with a microplastics stare because wtf is wrong with you. buy a potion or get out of my tower
all these potions do is give me diarrhea
July 24, 2025 at 3:42 AM
all these potions do is give me diarrhea
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cut all my limbs off so i don’t have to go to work
July 14, 2025 at 1:33 PM
cut all my limbs off so i don’t have to go to work
the potions guild master ended up being evil and had a blonde boy apprentice. self-taught cleric (horrifically misguided AND stupid?) anyway i cancelled my membership
June 24, 2025 at 3:00 AM
the potions guild master ended up being evil and had a blonde boy apprentice. self-taught cleric (horrifically misguided AND stupid?) anyway i cancelled my membership
currently listening to a frog scream outside my window while i’m trying to sleep
May 27, 2025 at 4:58 AM
currently listening to a frog scream outside my window while i’m trying to sleep
computer-aided potioncrafting
May 14, 2025 at 6:56 AM
computer-aided potioncrafting
if you ever get magically summoned you can just repeat the summoner’s encantation backwards to resist the effects. i’ve been summoned to the potions guild no less than 4 times this week
May 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
if you ever get magically summoned you can just repeat the summoner’s encantation backwards to resist the effects. i’ve been summoned to the potions guild no less than 4 times this week
neelix was a sweetie idc
May 11, 2025 at 3:15 AM
neelix was a sweetie idc
flower magic for any time of day
May 9, 2025 at 6:00 AM
flower magic for any time of day
How is your mental health?
May 6, 2025 at 5:09 AM
How is your mental health?
Just farted so hard now my head ache is gone and my back feels better AMA!
May 6, 2025 at 5:02 AM
How I flirt
April 22, 2025 at 4:51 AM
i dreamed of a tornado and a tornado touched down 3 miles away not even half a day later. storm magic terrifies me
April 20, 2025 at 9:07 AM
i dreamed of a tornado and a tornado touched down 3 miles away not even half a day later. storm magic terrifies me
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Do y’all bring ya phone in the tub or are you a coward
April 13, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Do y’all bring ya phone in the tub or are you a coward
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It’s also called a guy just taking a break but sure Freakin eat me :(
a chip eaten off the ground is a floorito
April 10, 2025 at 11:06 PM
It’s also called a guy just taking a break but sure Freakin eat me :(
new potion that makes you walk faster for an hour or so
March 30, 2025 at 4:53 AM
new potion that makes you walk faster for an hour or so
sampled a mysterious potion and i’ve been under assault ever since
March 29, 2025 at 4:16 AM
sampled a mysterious potion and i’ve been under assault ever since
a traveling sorcerer appeared without notice yesterday and enchanted a banana for the townsfolk to ride around on. he wants to be the fairy godmother so bad the dickriding is craaaazy
March 27, 2025 at 5:11 AM
a traveling sorcerer appeared without notice yesterday and enchanted a banana for the townsfolk to ride around on. he wants to be the fairy godmother so bad the dickriding is craaaazy
summoned several days of rain for the frogs and other local fauna
March 27, 2025 at 5:06 AM
summoned several days of rain for the frogs and other local fauna