stanley tucci thirst trap
@bigsoda420.bsky.social
like spitting into a ceiling fan
♥️ a valentine’s haiku ♥️
February 14, 2026 at 6:04 PM
♥️ a valentine’s haiku ♥️
everyone is screaming
February 9, 2026 at 4:08 AM
everyone is screaming
can’t wait to be the first to end it all because of social media
January 31, 2026 at 10:53 PM
can’t wait to be the first to end it all because of social media
sometimes i wander around my house feeling vaguely bad and sick and i‘ll even google symptoms and try to start connecting the dots to all my other stupid body/mind failures and then i remember it’s just that im really, really stoned
January 15, 2026 at 4:14 AM
sometimes i wander around my house feeling vaguely bad and sick and i‘ll even google symptoms and try to start connecting the dots to all my other stupid body/mind failures and then i remember it’s just that im really, really stoned
having feelings is a scam
November 25, 2025 at 4:34 AM
having feelings is a scam
maybe he’s right. maybe they’re all right.
November 24, 2025 at 10:49 PM
maybe he’s right. maybe they’re all right.
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i don't know what happened and i don't want you to tell me
November 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
i don't know what happened and i don't want you to tell me
waiting for a date at the coffee shop more stoned than any other human could ever dream to be
November 20, 2025 at 10:17 PM
waiting for a date at the coffee shop more stoned than any other human could ever dream to be
as i loved to say in college, SKINNY IS THE BEGINNING AND GOAL OF SUCCESFUL LIVING
November 14, 2025 at 5:19 AM
as i loved to say in college, SKINNY IS THE BEGINNING AND GOAL OF SUCCESFUL LIVING
me personally i wouldn’t exploit the death of a family member for an essay on my 50-follower substack but what do i know
November 11, 2025 at 5:03 AM
me personally i wouldn’t exploit the death of a family member for an essay on my 50-follower substack but what do i know
just smoked a joint outside and i’m convinced my mom can now tell that i’ve just smoked a joint outside
November 11, 2025 at 4:43 AM
just smoked a joint outside and i’m convinced my mom can now tell that i’ve just smoked a joint outside
i hope i die. i hope we all die.
November 9, 2025 at 1:33 PM
i hope i die. i hope we all die.
weeping over my big fat greek wedding of course
November 8, 2025 at 9:46 PM
weeping over my big fat greek wedding of course
My Heart is a Scab
November 8, 2025 at 6:33 AM
My Heart is a Scab
someone i barely know compared an mph and an mba as opposite ends of the “vanity degree” spectrum which i completely agree with but my feelings are hurt anyway
November 8, 2025 at 3:39 AM
someone i barely know compared an mph and an mba as opposite ends of the “vanity degree” spectrum which i completely agree with but my feelings are hurt anyway
well, today i 10000% wish i was dead, so ive got that going for me
November 7, 2025 at 12:32 AM
well, today i 10000% wish i was dead, so ive got that going for me
i ♥️ crying about people who don’t love me anymore
November 6, 2025 at 10:00 PM
i ♥️ crying about people who don’t love me anymore
not to objectify anyone or whatever but rama duwaji is so beautiful it makes me want to kill myself
November 6, 2025 at 2:10 AM
not to objectify anyone or whatever but rama duwaji is so beautiful it makes me want to kill myself
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setting a 72-hour timer. this is the NYC LIB OUT ZONE. everyone gets a free pass for expressing enthusiasm for electoral politics in this carefully delineated window. post about the power of voting!!! cry over a schmaltzy campaign video!!!! allow a brief flutter of hope in ur rotted soul!!!!
November 4, 2025 at 2:34 PM
setting a 72-hour timer. this is the NYC LIB OUT ZONE. everyone gets a free pass for expressing enthusiasm for electoral politics in this carefully delineated window. post about the power of voting!!! cry over a schmaltzy campaign video!!!! allow a brief flutter of hope in ur rotted soul!!!!
sorry to this man
In Memoriam:
Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War
Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War
November 4, 2025 at 5:28 PM
sorry to this man
people are funny but not in a good way
November 4, 2025 at 2:20 AM
people are funny but not in a good way
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zohran: good morning rama my wife
rama: hello mamdani
rama: hello mamdani
November 4, 2025 at 2:14 AM
zohran: good morning rama my wife
rama: hello mamdani
rama: hello mamdani
never shave nothing for nobody
November 3, 2025 at 3:51 AM
never shave nothing for nobody
truly fatter than anyone could have ever imagined
November 3, 2025 at 3:46 AM
truly fatter than anyone could have ever imagined