Paul Simpson
@bigpaulsimmo.bsky.social
Fresh like a box of Krispy Kreme.
Taking a break from Twitter's endless Teemu ads and right wing poison to post rubbish about Workington Reds, Newcastle Utd and athletics on here instead.
Taking a break from Twitter's endless Teemu ads and right wing poison to post rubbish about Workington Reds, Newcastle Utd and athletics on here instead.
Doesn't even play for my time, but has been by far my favourite player to watch this season. Gutted for him.
#Giants RB Cam Skattebo is down with an obviously serious lower right leg injury. Awful.
October 26, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Doesn't even play for my time, but has been by far my favourite player to watch this season. Gutted for him.
And yet, folks are shitting the bed because Love hasn't thrown 50 TDs and Parsons doesn't have 20 sacks already (although, that one loss was incredibly frustrating!)
October 16, 2025 at 9:21 PM
And yet, folks are shitting the bed because Love hasn't thrown 50 TDs and Parsons doesn't have 20 sacks already (although, that one loss was incredibly frustrating!)
Is that what causes Autism? Or cures it? I can't keep up.
Listening to RFK Jr. is a little confusing. He's just screaming "SUGAR AND WATER" over and over again?
October 15, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Is that what causes Autism? Or cures it? I can't keep up.
No 'potentially' about it. Looked gruesome. Such a shame, what a player he is
Another potentially serious injury for the 49ers. Fred Warner is one of the NFL’s best.
October 12, 2025 at 9:13 PM
No 'potentially' about it. Looked gruesome. Such a shame, what a player he is
I thought our o-line looked a bit ropey in that first possession, but by Christ, that Bengals line is going to get Joe Flacco killed 😮 #GoPackGo
October 12, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I thought our o-line looked a bit ropey in that first possession, but by Christ, that Bengals line is going to get Joe Flacco killed 😮 #GoPackGo
Red River Rivalry and a couple of beers on the sofa tonight... That'll do for me!
October 11, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Red River Rivalry and a couple of beers on the sofa tonight... That'll do for me!
Florian Thauvin scored for France tonight. Tonight, in October 2025.... #NUFC
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October 10, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Florian Thauvin scored for France tonight. Tonight, in October 2025.... #NUFC
Well done the board - shame for Darren, but it obviously hasn't worked, in fact, it's been disastrous tbf. Given it a couple of months, no sign of improvement in performance or results and now we have a quiet few weeks to get someone in. Goes without saying that the next appointment is critical!
The club has this evening parted company with Manager Darren Edmondson following the poor start to the season. We wish to place on record our thanks for all his efforts and hard work and wish Darren all the very best for the future.
A further statement will follow in due course.
A further statement will follow in due course.
October 10, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Well done the board - shame for Darren, but it obviously hasn't worked, in fact, it's been disastrous tbf. Given it a couple of months, no sign of improvement in performance or results and now we have a quiet few weeks to get someone in. Goes without saying that the next appointment is critical!
I know Bruno got MOTM (and he had a very good game), but Christ, Sandro is some player, isn't he? Genuinely think he's the best #NUFC midfielder I've seen in my lifetime
October 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I know Bruno got MOTM (and he had a very good game), but Christ, Sandro is some player, isn't he? Genuinely think he's the best #NUFC midfielder I've seen in my lifetime
This thread has potential...
Nick Woltemade's 3rd Premier League goal moves him above Sammy Ameobi, Phil Jones, Jozy Altidore and Wout Weghorst in the Premier League all-time goalscorers table.
October 5, 2025 at 6:23 PM
This thread has potential...
Are pissed up American golf bros the worst people on Earth? They might well be....
September 27, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Are pissed up American golf bros the worst people on Earth? They might well be....
When I grow up, I want to be Daniel Ståhl. What a man. King of the 6th round dramatics.
September 21, 2025 at 3:55 PM
When I grow up, I want to be Daniel Ståhl. What a man. King of the 6th round dramatics.
Amy Hunt!!! Incredible
September 19, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Amy Hunt!!! Incredible
Moved into uni digs 20 years ago today. Can remember being happy at hearing Michael Owen scored his first Newcastle goal on the radio while I was unpacking. How times change 😂
September 19, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Moved into uni digs 20 years ago today. Can remember being happy at hearing Michael Owen scored his first Newcastle goal on the radio while I was unpacking. How times change 😂
Get into them!!
September 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Get into them!!
Gutted about Ricky Hatton. Far too many men lost like that these days, such a shame. So many memories of growing up around watching his fights. The whole caper of convincing our local at uni to sell tickets for the Mayweather fight and the ensuing carnage on the night was unforgettable
September 15, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Gutted about Ricky Hatton. Far too many men lost like that these days, such a shame. So many memories of growing up around watching his fights. The whole caper of convincing our local at uni to sell tickets for the Mayweather fight and the ensuing carnage on the night was unforgettable
A well rehearsed fire drill, a kick that would've been good from way further out and Dabo Swinney losing. Superb.
Would've preferred that not be a 55-yard FG attempt, but Georgia Tech made sure Clemson wouldn't get the ball back, then set up for a win, and that was a calm and prepared winning play.
Brent Key has been *fantastic* with his clock management at the end of 1st and 2nd halves here. You don't see it done this well.
September 13, 2025 at 7:31 PM
A well rehearsed fire drill, a kick that would've been good from way further out and Dabo Swinney losing. Superb.
God bless college football
September 13, 2025 at 7:29 PM
God bless college football
Haynes King and this Georgia Tech team are great fun to watch
September 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Haynes King and this Georgia Tech team are great fun to watch
FCUM at home earlier this week was approx. 26744663% better. That's the standards set for the rest of the season!
September 11, 2025 at 2:56 PM
FCUM at home earlier this week was approx. 26744663% better. That's the standards set for the rest of the season!
Ah shit 😕
Tokyo Olympics shot put silver medalist Raven Saunders receives 30-month ban for whereabouts failures after previously being banned 18 months for whereabouts failures in 2022.
September 9, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Ah shit 😕