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Help I’m being attacked by this turkey🏃 🦃
@bigboyparis.bsky.social
+18 NSFW.
Macro/micro dude. Minors do NOT interact. If you post AI content I will block you. I like being tall and being small. I write sometimes. #sizesky

ps i love u
Can’t wait until spring when the 👀 creature metamorphizes into a peacock
November 28, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I’m glad I could share the Thanksgifting experience of sharing misinformation with you
November 28, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Reposted by Help I’m being attacked by this turkey🏃 🦃
drops this i guess
November 27, 2025 at 8:01 PM
“He doesn’t even know about Thanksgifting.”
November 27, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I look away for three seconds and suddenly an entire drumstick is missing…
November 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Incredibly inconsiderate
November 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Or don’t for instant mashed potatoes
November 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
The wheat will be separated from the chaff.
November 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Or even just a few days around it

If I was born near Christmas I’d have a half-birthday party in either June or July
November 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I had just gotten over my own own cold. Have yourself some soup!
November 27, 2025 at 1:17 PM
The ol’ stamp ‘n shmear
November 26, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Oh hi hush
November 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM