Help I’m being attacked by this turkey🏃 🦃
@bigboyparis.bsky.social
+18 NSFW.
Macro/micro dude. Minors do NOT interact. If you post AI content I will block you. I like being tall and being small. I write sometimes. #sizesky
ps i love u
Macro/micro dude. Minors do NOT interact. If you post AI content I will block you. I like being tall and being small. I write sometimes. #sizesky
ps i love u
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drops this i guess
November 27, 2025 at 8:01 PM
drops this i guess
You can do potatoes in the microwave and they’re just as fine as baked, honestly
November 27, 2025 at 4:16 PM
You can do potatoes in the microwave and they’re just as fine as baked, honestly
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Happy Day of the Turkey. Let us celebrate our feathered friends by devouring their delicious flesh. 🦃
I hope you brought dessert, or it's you. 😘
🎨: @cheekychiru.bsky.social
🍬: @kotythebunny.bsky.social
I hope you brought dessert, or it's you. 😘
🎨: @cheekychiru.bsky.social
🍬: @kotythebunny.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Happy Day of the Turkey. Let us celebrate our feathered friends by devouring their delicious flesh. 🦃
I hope you brought dessert, or it's you. 😘
🎨: @cheekychiru.bsky.social
🍬: @kotythebunny.bsky.social
I hope you brought dessert, or it's you. 😘
🎨: @cheekychiru.bsky.social
🍬: @kotythebunny.bsky.social
When I was in England during college I was grouped with some classmates to do some math and I didn’t realize they called zero “naught” so I felt I was losing my mind when i legit thought my classmates were basically saying “sike” in the middle of solving a math problem
November 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
When I was in England during college I was grouped with some classmates to do some math and I didn’t realize they called zero “naught” so I felt I was losing my mind when i legit thought my classmates were basically saying “sike” in the middle of solving a math problem
I’m gonna push the button that turns all fonts on the internet into Times New Roman.
November 27, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I’m gonna push the button that turns all fonts on the internet into Times New Roman.
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macy’s thanksgiving day parade
1988
elliott erwitt
1988
elliott erwitt
November 27, 2025 at 11:18 AM
macy’s thanksgiving day parade
1988
elliott erwitt
1988
elliott erwitt
I rather enjoy thanksgiving thanks to the fact that my family doesn’t suck
November 27, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I rather enjoy thanksgiving thanks to the fact that my family doesn’t suck
“Just so we’re clear, these gifts are for your birthday AND thanksgiving.”
November 27, 2025 at 1:28 PM
“Just so we’re clear, these gifts are for your birthday AND thanksgiving.”
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Man who is shrunk with his own shrink ray thoughtfully shrinks his friend rather than get her attention so as to respect her preference to be the smallest.
Sure, now they’re both doomed but at least he was being considerate, right?
#sizesky
Sure, now they’re both doomed but at least he was being considerate, right?
#sizesky
September 13, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Man who is shrunk with his own shrink ray thoughtfully shrinks his friend rather than get her attention so as to respect her preference to be the smallest.
Sure, now they’re both doomed but at least he was being considerate, right?
#sizesky
Sure, now they’re both doomed but at least he was being considerate, right?
#sizesky
Shibari that turkey
November 27, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Shibari that turkey
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I felt inspired to dub over this thread
November 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I felt inspired to dub over this thread
drunk and thinking about how i should have a bat fursona and kill cute girls, boys, and enbys with my paws
November 26, 2025 at 11:23 PM
drunk and thinking about how i should have a bat fursona and kill cute girls, boys, and enbys with my paws
Yo check this out
ステラ
YouTube video by Asunojokei - Topic
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Yo check this out
The rare and elusive non-reptilian kobold …
November 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The rare and elusive non-reptilian kobold …
What if a short stack was like 9 or 12 feet tall and a bully and wanted to hipcheck you until your everything was broken and
November 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
What if a short stack was like 9 or 12 feet tall and a bully and wanted to hipcheck you until your everything was broken and
Maybe if Robot Alchemic Drive trends enough we can manifest a rerelease
November 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Maybe if Robot Alchemic Drive trends enough we can manifest a rerelease
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“You Like that Little Man?” Is the name of my multisize soap opera
*pointing at a micro with a look of disbelief towards you, a fellow giant*
You like THAT little man????
You like THAT little man????
November 26, 2025 at 1:21 PM
“You Like that Little Man?” Is the name of my multisize soap opera
Politicians in Pokémon be like
Octillery Clinton
Octillery Clinton
November 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Politicians in Pokémon be like
Octillery Clinton
Octillery Clinton
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Art is hard and i got really frustrated so im finishing with 5 dumb girl doodles
November 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Art is hard and i got really frustrated so im finishing with 5 dumb girl doodles
A good way to stay gracious and kind to others during difficult times is to channel all your hate, aggression, and cruelty towards micros. #sizesky
November 25, 2025 at 8:22 PM
A good way to stay gracious and kind to others during difficult times is to channel all your hate, aggression, and cruelty towards micros. #sizesky
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Oops my brainrot for the Evo Valkyrie got the best of me and i drew her at a pretty planetary scale
i don't have any clever caption, enjoy lol
i don't have any clever caption, enjoy lol
March 7, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Oops my brainrot for the Evo Valkyrie got the best of me and i drew her at a pretty planetary scale
i don't have any clever caption, enjoy lol
i don't have any clever caption, enjoy lol