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Biff Whipster
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Radical Pessimist
Recent Nihilism convert
Professional misanthrope
Asshole

Join me for old man yelling at clouds, and occasional movie talk

I’m not going to “followback”
I likely don’t give a fuck what you have to say

Annoy me and I will block you.
“MAGA Settlers”
December 10, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I’ve learned to speak a little trump over the last few years

I think he means cracking down on foreigners who buy land in the US.

Only the brown ones though obviously.
December 10, 2025 at 2:32 AM
None of these people are acting as though they’re worried about elections.

Trump isn’t acting like on one who’s in the White House temporarily.

It’s obscene.
December 10, 2025 at 1:59 AM
If you haven’t noticed, maga politicians & base have all stopped pretending they give a shit about the constitution.

When was the last time you heard any of them talk about “patriotism”?
They got their dictator so they dropped all pretense.
December 10, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Those naans look happy af
December 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Good one Piers.

*throws up in mouth a little*
December 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
This is all very terrifying stuff
December 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
There’s a LOT of things I wish reporters would say when he gets snippy

Like I dunno…fact checking? Follow up questions? Ya know? Journalism?

The 4th estate is dead
December 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Give us a hint at least!
December 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I Want To Go To There Liz Lemon GIF
ALT: I Want To Go To There Liz Lemon GIF
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
If the only means for the country to continue existing are apartheid, genocide, and terrorism, it may be time to rethink the map we carved out.
December 9, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Can we stop calling these people “Israeli settlers” and start calling them Israeli state sponsored terrorists?
December 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
When I drank, “a bit weird” was the low end of my threshold.

I loved the aggressive and astringent stuff that make most people want to puke.
December 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM
December 9, 2025 at 7:48 AM
The volumes of new legal, psychiatric, and economic classifications that will arise from this era will fill libraries
December 8, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Eat the rich meme would work better if it weren’t characters that epitomize billionaire class greed
December 8, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I don’t know how Trump could possibly make it any clearer
December 8, 2025 at 7:56 PM
It’s funny because Trump looks like he may be losing a hand
December 8, 2025 at 6:46 PM
The point is America, and Americans voted for a second Trump term knowing what would happen.

We are not to be trusted. Period. And the end of trumps presidency shouldn’t change that.

We have a generation or more worth of fixing to do first.
December 8, 2025 at 6:44 PM
December 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Trumps out there showing off his peace prize like Herschel Walker and his cracker-jack police badge
December 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM