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Biff Whipster

@biffwhipster.bsky.social

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Radical Pessimist Recent Nihilism convert Professional misanthrope Asshole Join me for old man yelling at clouds, and occasional movie talk I’m not going to “followback” I likely don’t give a fuck what you have to say Annoy me and I will block you.

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Biff Whipster @biffwhipster.bsky.social · Jun 26

Remember when Howard Deans career ended because he shouted at a rally, but it sounded kinda funny?

They finally figure out the best way around the Overton Window, was to blow it to smithereens with tactical nuclear irony

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Biff Whipster @biffwhipster.bsky.social · 2h

The country we were born in, is gone.

Probably forever.

If we’re able to recover, it will have to by necessity look very different than the one we left behind.

Biff Whipster @biffwhipster.bsky.social · 4h

I don’t know if you’ve noticed from our interactions, but not over analyzing stuff isn’t really my thing

Biff Whipster @biffwhipster.bsky.social · 5h

Honestly, he’s sullied the White House so bad, when he’s gone we need to treat it like 1814, and just start from scratch.

Biff Whipster @biffwhipster.bsky.social · 5h

Not sure what body part is most foreground, but it makes this picture look dirty as hell

Biff Whipster @biffwhipster.bsky.social · 5h

I don’t know about the Texas and Florida comparisons.

We’ve had tons of mass shootings in Texas, but our government never had a successful gun buy-back program

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Biff Whipster @biffwhipster.bsky.social · 6h

Mamdani couldn’t buy a better endorsement

Biff Whipster @biffwhipster.bsky.social · 7h

Did he see a trailer for Cocaine Shark and think it was real?

www.imdb.com/title/tt2703...

Cocaine Shark (2023) ⭐ 1.7 | Crime, Drama, Horror

1h 16m | Unrated

www.imdb.com

Biff Whipster @biffwhipster.bsky.social · 7h

a black and white photo of a creature from the black lagoon .

ALT: a black and white photo of a creature from the black lagoon .

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Biff Whipster @biffwhipster.bsky.social · 7h

“68 years fierce”

Okay. He’s doing a great filibuster. But we don’t need to celebrate him being 68. Maybe he’s a great senator, but we need age limits in Congress.

Biff Whipster @biffwhipster.bsky.social · 7h

Honestly? I’d rather live in just about any horror movie scenario than whatever the fuck we’re doing in this timeline

Biff Whipster @biffwhipster.bsky.social · 7h

Has anyone told the cattle ranchers that they’ve been saved?

Biff Whipster @biffwhipster.bsky.social · 9h

I only thought I’d ever see this in a Gerard Butler movie

Biff Whipster @biffwhipster.bsky.social · 9h

Honestly, I don’t care anymore. He’s sullied it so much already, if we ever get through this we’re going to need to just finish the job and start over from scratch

Maybe draft a new constitution while we’re at it

Biff Whipster @biffwhipster.bsky.social · 9h

For fuck sakes call him out.

Ask a simple follow up like; “Can you tell us specifically how you strengthened Medicaid?

The fourth estate is dead

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Biff Whipster @biffwhipster.bsky.social · 9h

“The east wing of the White House is gone”

The kind of thing I only thought I’d hear in a Gerard Butler movie

#trump #whitehouse #eastwing #demolition #gerrybutler #dictatorship #whitehousedown #nokimgs

Biff Whipster @biffwhipster.bsky.social · 20h

Maybe if you built a speculative market around a commodified potential of you meeting your personal goals you might.

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Biff Whipster @biffwhipster.bsky.social · 1d

After I posted that, I made a custom box for the full dvd filmography

imgur.com/gallery/davi...

David Lynch custom box set & shrine

Discover topics like collection, movies, custom, david lynch, homemade, and the magic of the internet at Imgur, a community powered entertainment destination. Lift your spirits with funny jokes, trend...

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Biff Whipster @biffwhipster.bsky.social · 1d

The options to do so are dwindling, and we’re soon nearing a point where there will only be one.

Biff Whipster @biffwhipster.bsky.social · 1d

Closing argument against people who say being a cat person isn’t masculine

Biff Whipster @biffwhipster.bsky.social · 1d

They like the founding fathers for their race-relations but hate their woke ass policies

Biff Whipster @biffwhipster.bsky.social · 2d

The country has never been so desperate for someone to uphold their oath

Biff Whipster @biffwhipster.bsky.social · 2d

You’re right he’s not. He’s calling for the *imprisonment* of his political opponents.

It’s his followers doing the murdering

Biff Whipster @biffwhipster.bsky.social · 2d

What, and he thinks *Hershel* will remember?

Biff Whipster @biffwhipster.bsky.social · 2d

Art, I dare say is the least impactful aspect of AI. Important to us in the short term? Yes.

But that battle is part of the important broader duty in developing AI responsibly.

It *will* become an existential threat if not handled properly.

Biff Whipster @biffwhipster.bsky.social · 2d

The AI subject is much more nuanced than most people want to make it.

We have to protect people, jobs, and IP.

But complete opposition to AI is like the right opposing green energy. It ISN’T going away.

It’s applications in science and medicine are astounding

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