Brandon Goodell
@bggoodell.bsky.social
Mathematician, artist, aquarist, photographer, walking mistake
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Brandon Goodell
@bggoodell.bsky.social
· Jul 23
"I have told my sons that they are not under any circumstances to take part in massacres, and that the news of massacres of enemies is not to fill them with satisfaction or glee. I have also told them not to work for companies which make massacre machinery...
i was at the back of a very long bus, and the driver was drunk being cheered on by drunk passengers at the front. most people on the back of the bus agreed someone needed to wrestle control away from the driver, but we were all too far away to make it to the front in time. what a weird dream.
January 3, 2026 at 6:52 PM
i was at the back of a very long bus, and the driver was drunk being cheered on by drunk passengers at the front. most people on the back of the bus agreed someone needed to wrestle control away from the driver, but we were all too far away to make it to the front in time. what a weird dream.
just watched an old twilight zone episode where the guy selling the rope to the hangman is also selling magic beans to the accused
January 3, 2026 at 6:46 PM
just watched an old twilight zone episode where the guy selling the rope to the hangman is also selling magic beans to the accused
have you ever thought about what could have been accomplished if we had spent 20 years and hundreds of billions mitigating climate change and fighting cancer and building schools and clean water infra across the world and so on instead of bombs and intentionally sinking further into the quicksand?
January 3, 2026 at 6:27 PM
have you ever thought about what could have been accomplished if we had spent 20 years and hundreds of billions mitigating climate change and fighting cancer and building schools and clean water infra across the world and so on instead of bombs and intentionally sinking further into the quicksand?
i wonder why google has decided to waste the top half of their search results page with crap everyone automatically scrolls past
December 15, 2025 at 4:27 PM
i wonder why google has decided to waste the top half of their search results page with crap everyone automatically scrolls past
Donald and the Nude Emperors would be an okay band name.
November 19, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Donald and the Nude Emperors would be an okay band name.
"releasing evidence of raping little girls to convince the fan base no dicks went into any male mouths" was certainly not on my bingo card
November 17, 2025 at 6:02 PM
"releasing evidence of raping little girls to convince the fan base no dicks went into any male mouths" was certainly not on my bingo card
if anyone needs to launder money, just ask james cameron to make another avatar movie
November 12, 2025 at 8:22 PM
if anyone needs to launder money, just ask james cameron to make another avatar movie
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hey, pst, your free will isn't showing
November 7, 2025 at 6:28 PM
hey, pst, your free will isn't showing
how much could a potato cost, michael
October 30, 2025 at 9:51 PM
how much could a potato cost, michael
his royal highness? more like his regular heinous, amiright
October 30, 2025 at 8:19 PM
his royal highness? more like his regular heinous, amiright
who could have possibly seen this coming
New: Videos show ICE/CBP agents are scanning peoples' faces on the street to verify citizenship. ICE has tool to instantly look up unprecedented number of databases with just a photo
“I’m an American citizen so leave me alone”
“Alright, we just got to verify that”
www.404media.co/ice-and-cbp-...
“I’m an American citizen so leave me alone”
“Alright, we just got to verify that”
www.404media.co/ice-and-cbp-...
ICE and CBP Agents Are Scanning Peoples’ Faces on the Street To Verify Citizenship
Videos on social media show officers from ICE and CBP using facial recognition technology on people in the field. One expert described the practice as “pure dystopian creep.”
www.404media.co
October 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
who could have possibly seen this coming
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Today is the 15th anniversary of the oldest known/circulated recording of KG (and the first public use of the name King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard.) 5 songs performed for a uni assessment, no Amby or Cookie, pure embryonic Gizz. Joey's hair is simply amazing.
tapes.kglw.net/2010-10-29
tapes.kglw.net/2010-10-29
One of King Gizzard's very first performances in 2010
YouTube video by drbazh
youtu.be
October 29, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Today is the 15th anniversary of the oldest known/circulated recording of KG (and the first public use of the name King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard.) 5 songs performed for a uni assessment, no Amby or Cookie, pure embryonic Gizz. Joey's hair is simply amazing.
tapes.kglw.net/2010-10-29
tapes.kglw.net/2010-10-29
president gizzard and the lizard quantum physicist just hasn't been the same since they replaced their synth table with four monkeys on oboe
We need more band sequels like Jefferson Airplane/Starship
October 29, 2025 at 5:11 PM
president gizzard and the lizard quantum physicist just hasn't been the same since they replaced their synth table with four monkeys on oboe
Prepositions are great words to end sentences with.
October 28, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Prepositions are great words to end sentences with.
there is no rational justification to vote for someone with a nazi tattoo on their chest in order to stop the nazis, as far as i can tell
October 28, 2025 at 6:43 PM
there is no rational justification to vote for someone with a nazi tattoo on their chest in order to stop the nazis, as far as i can tell
some days i reckon you're slingblade and some days i reckon you're the french fried pertaters
October 27, 2025 at 7:48 AM
some days i reckon you're slingblade and some days i reckon you're the french fried pertaters
intellectually dishonest sealion man
does what an intellectually dishonest sealion man does
does what an intellectually dishonest sealion man does
October 21, 2025 at 6:49 PM
intellectually dishonest sealion man
does what an intellectually dishonest sealion man does
does what an intellectually dishonest sealion man does
my last fortune cookie said may you live in interesting times and have an interesting career :(
October 21, 2025 at 3:05 AM
my last fortune cookie said may you live in interesting times and have an interesting career :(
HJ on state propaganda channel: "politicians who support journalists being brutalized, children being ziptied and dragged out of their homes naked in the middle of the night, citizens arrested for peacefully protesting, are my friends across the aisle"
Jeffries on Fox News Sunday: "My friends on other aisle seem to think believe healthcare is an extraneous issue. We don't believe it's an extraneous issue. It's a central issue...the states most affected are all ones Trump won...so this is not a partisan fight. We're fighting for everyday Americans"
October 12, 2025 at 3:01 PM
HJ on state propaganda channel: "politicians who support journalists being brutalized, children being ziptied and dragged out of their homes naked in the middle of the night, citizens arrested for peacefully protesting, are my friends across the aisle"
war is defense. increasing prices are decreasing prices.
we have always been at war with eurasia
we have always been at war with eurasia
JD Vance: "We want to make sure that they skyrocketing healthcare costs of the Biden administration start to level off and hopefully come down."
October 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
war is defense. increasing prices are decreasing prices.
we have always been at war with eurasia
we have always been at war with eurasia
i remember clearly 2017 charlottesville, thinking "we have reckonings coming. if we don't come to terms with and address having Nazi neighbors, we are fucked," and then almost everyone was so relieved in 2021 that the big orange baby wasn't shoved down throats anymore they zoned out for four years
October 12, 2025 at 2:49 PM
i remember clearly 2017 charlottesville, thinking "we have reckonings coming. if we don't come to terms with and address having Nazi neighbors, we are fucked," and then almost everyone was so relieved in 2021 that the big orange baby wasn't shoved down throats anymore they zoned out for four years
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Pitch: A movie star whose moves always bomb, just pure box office poison, who studios use as a sort of franchise hitman to tank any tentpole movie for tax purposes. ENTOURAGE meets THE PRODUCERS. And make sure you rack up the budget on this thing because I've got the perfect guy to play the lead
October 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pitch: A movie star whose moves always bomb, just pure box office poison, who studios use as a sort of franchise hitman to tank any tentpole movie for tax purposes. ENTOURAGE meets THE PRODUCERS. And make sure you rack up the budget on this thing because I've got the perfect guy to play the lead
hey remember when Michelle Obama wanted to put more veggies in kids' lunches?
October 12, 2025 at 12:31 AM
hey remember when Michelle Obama wanted to put more veggies in kids' lunches?
The fun part is that they put it all on rollback-resistant ledgers which will live online for as long as electricity keeps the Internet goin'
We have barely even sniffed around the insider trading crimes of the WH and its friends
Imagine that
October 12, 2025 at 12:21 AM
The fun part is that they put it all on rollback-resistant ledgers which will live online for as long as electricity keeps the Internet goin'