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Benjamin Gear X
@bgearx.bsky.social
Electropunk
Lincoln + Omaha Nebraska
He/Him
Well excuse me for confusing Overboard and Captain Ron. But come on. TWO Kurt Russel boat movies!?
January 22, 2026 at 6:33 AM
Reposted by Benjamin Gear X
January 18, 2026 at 4:06 PM
The way we got rid of nazis the first time was to shoot them
January 15, 2026 at 10:42 AM
Social media cannot gaslight me into thinking pigs are cute
January 14, 2026 at 6:40 AM
Can mentally healthy people actually just choose what they think about when their minds wander? Like can they actually just say "oh no that's bad I'll think about something else" and just change the channel?
January 11, 2026 at 1:22 PM
I don't know what part of the neck is the nape and at this point I don't want to know
January 10, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Windows Vista. Never forget.
December 31, 2025 at 11:43 AM
The Ally McBeal dancing baby. Never forget.
December 16, 2025 at 5:19 AM
If you write pointers and pronounced ptr as "putter", we need to inventory your life and see where things went so wrong
December 15, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I've seen reddit posts asking for underrated or hidden gem rpg suggestions, and multiple people unironically suggest Skyrim: The best selling rpg of all time.
December 13, 2025 at 3:46 AM
There's no book on immersive sims. Somebody write a book on immersive sims.
December 12, 2025 at 1:02 PM
So I think I love Tekwar
December 4, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Metal Gear Solid 1 with Twin Peaks music, or Twin Peaks with Metal Gear Solid 1 music?
December 2, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Skyrim Bare Essentials Modlist (Vanilla polished)
-JellyBob's Tavern Mugs Overhaul
-Walking Reborn: 200 new walking perks
-Immersive yawning
-Swish Combat Overhaul (Soulslike combat)
-Cheese Wheels of Tamriel
-UUELKJ-AE
-Werlsnoop
-8k argonian elbow textures (Requires Werlsnoop)
-Lusty mudcrabs NSFW
November 29, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Skyrim mods are like "This is enhanced vanilla, true to the intended experience. And by the way we made completely overhauled all skills, added my anime oc, and one of the dragons is now a giant winged horse (with full voice acting by me) that you can marry because we felt it was more immersive"
November 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
There's nothing more painful than hearing someone on a video or podcast recall Escape From New York, but you quickly realize they actually watched Escape From LA
November 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Megalopolis is Coppola's Metal Gear Solid 4
November 13, 2025 at 12:20 AM
What if I run a ttrpg and say everything is stop motion? And the players just have to deal with that. If they imagine it differently, then their imagination is wrong.
November 11, 2025 at 1:06 AM
What's with people that call Gardettos "Goredettos"? Or Reese's "Reeseese"? Stop that.
November 5, 2025 at 4:42 AM
There should be a Zakk Wylde signature guitar pedal that autotunes the notes to that pentatonic scale and replaces randomly chosen notes with randomly selected pinch harmonic samples
October 28, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Shariff Andy Taylor is a serial killer. Opie's mom's death is not explained. Miss Ellie dissapears. He gets new girlfriend and they're gone by the next episode. The people of Mayberry act oddly because they're terrified they'll end up at the bottom of the fishin' hole with all of Andy's lovers.
October 20, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Mental health is fun. You can have a great day with the one you love, doing something you love to do surrounded by friends, and then an hour before bed you remember this one time fifteen years ago when someone you barely knew was a jerk and you'll be up all night wanting to kill yourself.
October 11, 2025 at 10:26 AM
At this point, I expect people to hear a Chopin nocturne and scoff "Ugh! No emotion!"
October 4, 2025 at 1:12 AM
It was time for me to face the music, but the music was yakety sax
September 16, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Reposted by Benjamin Gear X
Music already had roles for people like this! Like sourcing a band’s drugs and pretending to play the maracas. Or playing an unplugged bass on stage. You don’t need AI!
September 1, 2025 at 2:18 PM