beyondthejohn.bsky.social
@beyondthejohn.bsky.social
Incredible things happening back on Twitter
May 30, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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Utopia is possible
February 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
When I find ants in my front yard
January 14, 2025 at 1:20 AM
The bust thrust is how I had my second baby, extremely effective
Options C and D are hilarious ways to describe a newborn baby’s primal instincts to find their way to the breast for their first breastfeed 🤱 well done #HardQuiz #ABC
December 15, 2024 at 4:26 AM
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Can we get verified blue checkmarks added to this site so I don't look like a fucking loser nobody whenever i post please. Thank you.
November 30, 2024 at 5:44 AM
Twitter account hacked. Time to grace blue sky with my presence
December 1, 2024 at 8:30 AM
"Make her bust like the giant Japanese Skittles"
October 20, 2024 at 2:18 AM
Top 10 English literary moments of all time
April 1, 2024 at 3:50 AM
How it feels being able to rock your kid to sleep after they turn 2
March 25, 2024 at 10:45 PM
Society if this app supported videos
March 24, 2024 at 6:42 PM
When the pizza rolls bust in your mouth and it's too hot
He Sticks Out His Tongue, by Jean-Jacques Lequeu, late 18th/early 19th c, 📸 by @NwachukwuTim
March 23, 2024 at 7:14 AM
How I'm walking into Blue Sky because Twitter is so crap now
March 23, 2024 at 4:17 AM
Just saw Hitler's girlfriend, not impressed
October 2, 2023 at 4:57 PM
There's a lot less Porn and Nazis on Blue Sky than other apps.

Which means they'll probably shut this down in a year
September 30, 2023 at 2:59 PM
The Number 1 Smut Peddler is here
September 29, 2023 at 4:23 PM