Lollll the part where you just described the entire Kaiser apparatus for anyone who doesn’t respond to the first line treatment for literally any condition though

The filters and the lens distortion from using the front facing camera to take the selfies to start with

By that person’s logic accepting a sample from the Costco sample lady should entitle you to walk out the door with a box of her product under your arm and no receipt

But the incredible price tag on the robots is only attractive if it looks like there’s international law with actual enforcement coming that will actually prevent eg petro-barons in the UAE from continuing with the de facto slavery systems they’ve already got in place for cheap

Because this is the first time Elon’s actually been able to fake the huge thing he promised instead of just “Mars in ten years bro, I promise/Mars in ten years bro, I promise/Mars in ten years bro, I promise”-ing it forever

Except it kind of is, since they still need tele-operators and they need to see and hear what’s going on in order to bartend

A lot fewer than there used to be, between private equity buying them and closing the ones that don’t make a profit and Medicaid cuts decimating the rural ones

Eh, I appreciate learning the things that actually go through their heads and how they contradict or line up with their platforms

Average Americans are getting bamboozled by media coverage into thinking that the total on the grocery store cash register is going up, I guess

I mean, they also love to tell fat people that they’re fat like they think it’ll be a surprise, so yeah

the best part is that he is actually genuinely really mad about this, because Cuellar has broken the golden rule of Trump deals: he gets to stiff you, you don’t get to stiff him

My overall joint pain is definitely getting worse but as per usual who can say how much of that is peri specifically and how much of that is a family history of osteoarthritis plus 47

Itchy ears

Absolute lack of fucks to give

And whatever your neurodivergence might be turned up to eleven AT MINIMUM

I’d prefer if we could skip the part where a fan gives one of the stars a box of sex toys at a meet&greet associated with a children’s charity event