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Misandrosaurus Bex
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Terrorist princess and bird site X-ile

Sarcasm Threat Level remains fuchsia/purple/danger danger Will Robinson
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Christmas tree says trans rights
An extremely fake looking white plastic Christmas tree dressed with a pastel pink fluffy tinsel garland and a pale blue metallic bead garland, with a poinsettia flower at the top instead of a star
December 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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That happened
A can of Miller Lite branded “beer can chicken” flavored pringles
December 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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But my new Asky looks so good on my Leota bag!
The same bag tag from the first post, with San Jose Sharks teal strap, San Jose Sharks logo, and mustached goalie figure, but now it’s hooked onto the zipper of a loungefly mini backpack that’s Madame Leota (from Disneyland’s Haunted Mansion) themed where her face in the crystal ball is the front of the small front pocket
November 28, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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I’m at a hockey game mostly because I wanted the giveaway lol
A keychain/bag tag with a teal strap that says San Jose Sharks, a small San Jose Sharks logo, and a chibi figurine of a hockey goalie in a San Jose Sharks jersey and gray pads, with dark hair and a mustache
November 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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The best* thing about these is that they’re actually LESS salty than a standard yellow bag lays chip

*”best”
A bag of salted caramel flavor Lays potato chips
November 27, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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I am never leaving this couch again.
The lap of a person sitting cross-legged on a gray sofa, taken from above. The person is wearing plaid flannel pants, a purple shirt, and white socks. On the person’s lap is a tabby cat with white socks and a white chest, busy grooming; to the person’s left is a second tabby cat, curled up into a circle and pressed against their hip.
November 24, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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But anyway, here’s “Wonderwall”
Pope Leo at the mic
November 23, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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An extremely un-hockey dessert
A slice of chocolate mousse cake on a square paper plate, with the Tech CU Arena ice sheet in the background
November 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Ps my hat has BALLS
A brunette in a black beanie with double pompoms set to look like Mickey Mouse ears She is also wearing glasses and a black mask
November 23, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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MEATLOAVES.

I was restrained, I don’t think we got right up to the very edge of structural stability this time

(2lb beef, 1/2lb lamb, ~1/2 cup each of onion, celery, carrot, potato&oatmeal, 2 eggs, ketchup, bbq sauce, Worcestershire, dry mustard, onion powder, salt&pepper)
One full size meatloaf and two mini ones, with ketchup glaze, ready to go into the oven
November 18, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Tori Amos’s Under The Pink album cover, a redheaded woman wearing a white tank dress, standing among indeterminate pale shapes against a gray background
November 17, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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The wrapper shows the fractional cups as well
A stick of butter, still wrapped, showing that the wrapper has both tablespoon and 1/4, 1/3, and 1/2 cup markings
November 16, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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And I’ve got a year on you, and yet
A white woman with long, slightly wavy brown hair and dark eyes, wearing large slightly cat-eye shaped glasses and a gray pullover hoodie against a white background
November 14, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Or, from a previous Internet:
From Xitter: birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights I am feel uncomfortable when we are not about me? 6:17 PM • Aug 16, 2013
November 13, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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A+ number one gold star coworker
A tabby cat with white muzzle and dramatic black eyeliner sits pertly atop a mouse pad, next to a keyboard
November 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Saturday morning’s alright
A dusty blue mug with a beige silhouette of Disneyland’s Sleeping Beauty Castle, surrounded by rounded-off squares of burgundy, burnt orange, a darker beige, and olive green in an extremely 70s/early 80s aesthetic Inside the mug is Trader Joe’s French vanilla coffee brewed in a pour over, with a spoonful and a half of abuelita mix stirred in, a splash of heavy cream, and an absolute pile of whipped cream on top A wide shallow pasta bowl with a deep orange rim, holding two toasted half egg bagels with cream cheese; the left-hand bagel half is also topped with smoked salmon, while the right-hand half has sliced smallish tomatoes
October 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Did not fucking love THIS tonight though!
October 19, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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Ah yes, my favorite kind of message from UPS: your package was delivered! See delivery photo.

The delivery photo:
A photo showing blurry white except for the bottom left corner which is dark
October 16, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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How it’s going:
The Jumbotron at Tech CU Arena, showing a goal by #40 Jimmy Huntington of the San Jose Barracuda with an assist from #54 Patrick Giles, with a current score of Barracuda 6, Bakersfield Condors 3 with 7 minutes and 30 seconds left in the 2nd period
October 11, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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That AHL bullshit this time
A dark haired woman wearing blue glasses, a blue and gray beanie, and a color blocked white and black hoodie with lacing at the neckline like a hockey sweater. She looks tired and is about to purchase a huckleberry cider, which will not help with the tiredness but will be delicious.
October 11, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Tfw they have to haul out a whole separate graphic for the SOG and it’s temporary
The Jumbotron at the SAP Center with an info bar across the bottom, from left to right: Sharks logo, penalty, SOG, 1 goal, 13:13 in the 1st period with both teams time outs remaining, 0 goals, SOG, penalty, Knights logo Above the info bar, impinging onto the image of the actual ice, are three boxes showing “3”, “SOG”, “3”
October 10, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Hobee’s, y’all? HOBEE’S? IYKYK.
A screencap from the SJ sharks official website showing the vendors for the “launch test kitchen” space on the SAP Center concourse and club level including HOBEE’S from November 18-28: 6:484 95 * SAN JOSE SHARKS Tickets News Sharks365 三 + (Nov 1 - Nov 8) CONCOURSE - T.T. Deli // CLUB - Sam & Curry -(Nov 18 - Nov 28) _CONCOURSE - Hobee's // CLUB - Habana Cuba Hobee's TBD Habana Cuba TBD (Dec 1 - Dec 18) CONCOURSE - **TBD** // CLUB - Ivan's Baked Potatoes (Dec 20 - Jan 10) CONCOURSE - Shrimp'N Aint Eazy // CLUB - Southern Comfort Kitchen nhl.com
October 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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A whole-ass team fulla Whomsts
The ice at SAP center during warmups; the San Jose Sharks in teal in the near end, the Vegas Golden Knights (boo hiss) in away whites in the far end
October 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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I haven’t done Nails in a hot minute, let’s see if I can keep these Pressed On through the Cuda opener on Saturday
A hand in a gray fingerless glove with press-on nails in coffin shape, painted with a shimmer that has some teal in it
October 10, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Back on this bullshit once again
A selfie of a white woman with long hair dyed dark purple over dark brown, wearing a dark grey hoodie, a black beanie with a shark badge. And blue-green glasses The empty ice sheet at the SAP Center with a San Jose Sharks logo in the center
October 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM