A Rather Bewildered Owl
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A Rather Bewildered Owl
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They/Them/Owl

Former archeologist/barista, current International Bird Criminal/Somehow works for the government

Coming to take your toothbrush.

I write things.
after many tense chase sequences where the family is nearly caught, they finally make a mistake and are caught. the screen cuts to black. then, a sliver of light shines on the family as a door opens. the camera pans around and we see the gates to Auschwitz. the monsters were just Nazis all along.
November 1, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Unless they're saying "watch me do a sick flip" as they jump off a tall building.
October 2, 2025 at 7:06 AM
they think that because mill is an unreliable wincon that it can never do anything. meanwhile my entire point is just that it's obnoxious to play against. mostly because it's an unreliable wincon and is mostly just an obnoxious hindrance to me playing the game.
September 26, 2025 at 2:06 PM
one guy literally said milling good cards isn't bad because you could've milled bad cards instead. like what the fuck. if hypotheticals make things good then anything your opponent plays against you is good because something else could've happened.
September 26, 2025 at 2:01 PM
born on a Monday
September 20, 2025 at 2:05 PM
same. I don't like this feeling.
September 19, 2025 at 9:00 AM
oh thank goodness, he's dead now.

remember kids, the only good fascist is a dead fascist.
September 16, 2025 at 11:40 AM
as the Mexican tanks roll across Germany into Poland, the Polish people attempt to slow us down by destroying their industry. a pitiful attempt, as the MSR controls two continents and does not need inferior Polish technology to fuel the worker's war machine.
September 16, 2025 at 6:53 AM