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A Rather Bewildered Owl
@bewilderedowl.bsky.social
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They/Them/Owl

Former archeologist/barista, current International Bird Criminal/Somehow works for the government

Coming to take your toothbrush.

I write things.
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bewilderedowl.bsky.social
JFC, Fascist New Zealand is terrifying and it's all because of this man.
a screenshot of Hearts of Iron 4 showing the leader of Fascist New Zealand, who looks absolutely terrifying.
September 16, 2025 at 11:32 AM
bewilderedowl.bsky.social
WHAT DID WIZARDS OF THE COAST KNOW?!
#MagicTheGathering #predictedthefuture
September 1, 2025 at 5:31 AM
bewilderedowl.bsky.social
heh, the back end of my car looks like a stoner.
the rear end of a green sports car, the taillights look like bloodshot eyes
June 18, 2025 at 8:13 AM
bewilderedowl.bsky.social
my only regret is it will never exist in reality.
June 10, 2025 at 6:52 AM
bewilderedowl.bsky.social
It could've gone worse. at least I resisted my constant urge to turbocharge everything.
June 10, 2025 at 6:21 AM
bewilderedowl.bsky.social
Jesus Christ, Beth, drugs are supposed to be fun.
a screenshot of the game Schedule 1 showing a character who desires drugs with effects like "schizophrenic," "lethal," and "seizure inducing."
April 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
bewilderedowl.bsky.social
toes 🥰
a kitty's toes peak over the edge of their cat tree.
April 14, 2025 at 6:37 AM
bewilderedowl.bsky.social
the version of Spheal imagined by Julia from Drawfee
April 5, 2025 at 1:47 PM
bewilderedowl.bsky.social
I would never have expected the SpongeBob secret lair to have the single meanest card in Magic history.

counterspell is bad enough, but now you can be a dick about it.

#MagictheGathering #SpongeBob
a reprint of counterspell for Magic the Gathering featuring artwork of the mocking SpongeBob meme.
March 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
bewilderedowl.bsky.social
the cat is the most dangerous one in this pic.
4 soldiers sit in a vehicle, one holds a cat that has a very intense look on its face in contrast to the relaxed and smiling expressions of the soldiers.
March 9, 2025 at 12:03 PM
bewilderedowl.bsky.social
it now feels like the hero gun from a shoot 'em up B-movie.
A CZ P-09 handgun with a compensator and flashlight leans against its case whilst a cat lounges in the background.
March 4, 2025 at 6:23 AM
bewilderedowl.bsky.social
a screenshot from the Simpsons of Troy McClure singing about his hate for the rich.
February 21, 2025 at 6:16 AM
bewilderedowl.bsky.social
oooh, look at her lil feets.
a grey, brown, and white tabby cat sits in her cat tree with her front paws sticking out over edge.
February 2, 2025 at 5:29 AM
bewilderedowl.bsky.social
epic handshake meme with one arm labeled "transwomen" and the other "sufi muslims," they are shaking hands over "skirt go spinny," a reference to Sufi whirling and transwomen's love of spinning in skirts.
February 1, 2025 at 10:50 AM
bewilderedowl.bsky.social
my autistic ass cat alerted me to the sweetest kitten on the back porch. her body language was super friendly, so I let him in. she immediately tries to kill us both. so my neighbors have a really nice kitten and I have slightly shredded forearms.
a grey and brown tabby kitten explores a closet.
January 13, 2025 at 7:56 PM
bewilderedowl.bsky.social
apparently this is comfortable.
a grey, brown, and white tabby cat rests her chin awkwardly on the edge of her basket.
January 13, 2025 at 11:36 AM
bewilderedowl.bsky.social
this soda was made for and named after its creator's wife. I have no idea if she also inspired the slogan.
a close up of a bottle of Roxa Kola, showing off the odd and suggestive slogan "MORE THAN WET."
January 5, 2025 at 4:33 PM
bewilderedowl.bsky.social
I could fit, like, 2 more cats on this thing, easy.
a large cat tree sits next to a couch, a single tabby cat naps on one of the top levels.
December 31, 2024 at 12:03 PM
bewilderedowl.bsky.social
nope no way this will ever go badly.
the kitty sits on one of the top levels of her new tree.
December 31, 2024 at 6:38 AM
bewilderedowl.bsky.social
put it next to the couch, sure I'll never regret this choice.
a cat tree sits next to a couch, giving the kitty a good vantage point to pounce from.
December 31, 2024 at 6:35 AM
bewilderedowl.bsky.social
my mom got my kitty a 6 foot tall tree. I think Weaver likes it.
a grey, brown, and white tabby cat looks down at the photographer from a giant cat tree.
December 31, 2024 at 6:11 AM
bewilderedowl.bsky.social
our kitties match 😊
a grey, brown, and white tabby cat with green eyes and a spot on the tip of her nose looks into the camera at close range.
December 27, 2024 at 1:09 PM
bewilderedowl.bsky.social
I prefer the OG.
a comic panel of a man wearing body armor crafted from babies.
December 21, 2024 at 2:43 PM
bewilderedowl.bsky.social
I guess she considers me furniture now.
a grey brown and white tabby cat sits on her person's shoulders a grey brown and white tabby cat curls up on her person's shoulders.
December 21, 2024 at 2:38 PM
bewilderedowl.bsky.social
you wouldn't expect these two groups to agree on something like this, but we live in a pretty weird world.
the pic handshake meme, one arm is labeled transwomen whilst the other is labeled sufi muslims, they are shaking hands over the concept of spinning in circles whilst wearing a skirt.
December 21, 2024 at 10:11 AM