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here's today's post: "Preznit Fuckwit’s big mad, and he’s gonna sue Trevor Noah for all the moneys" — how much is a ‘plenty$,’ anyway?
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Preznit Fuckwit’s big mad, and he’s gonna sue Trevor Noah for all the moneys
how much is a ‘plenty$,’ anyway?
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February 2, 2026 at 4:05 PM
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Democrat Taylor Rehmet flipped a seat in Texas that Donald Trump won by 17 points. And now Trump, who endorsed the Republican, is saying he knew nothing about it.
😂😂😂
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Texas Found Its Teeth
Some much needed good news out of the Lone Star State
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February 1, 2026 at 8:29 PM
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here's today's post: "shocker! the Littlest Nazi is a bit of an antisemite — because of course he is."
just more perfectly normal stuff.
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shocker! the Littlest Nazi is a bit of an antisemite — because of course he is
just more perfectly normal stuff
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February 1, 2026 at 4:06 PM
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it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: January 31 edition" — Rudy wears it, Donny tears it, and so much more...
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this week in stupid: January 31 edition
Rudy wears it, Donny tears it, and so much more...
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January 31, 2026 at 4:05 PM
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January 30, 2026 at 9:58 PM
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here's today's post: "let’s get real: Minneapolis is still a war zone, because Tommy Cash-Bags wants it that way" — meet the new boss...
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let’s get real: Minneapolis is still a war zone, because Tommy Cash-Bags wants it that way
meet the new boss...
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January 30, 2026 at 3:56 PM
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Holy shit you guys — Liquid Death built a whole personality around being anti-plastic… while THEY were using plastic liners.
So yeah. People are suing.
WTAF
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Washington Times Op-Ed: Aluminum is not the healthy, greenplastic substitute you think - Kick the Can
Washington Times Op-Ed: Aluminum is not the healthy, greenplastic substitute you think By: Pam Sederholm It’s easy to get bored with hypocrisy in Washington, where politicians fail to be models of int...
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January 28, 2026 at 4:48 AM
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here's today's post: "hideous fuckface accuses Ilhan Omar of spraying herself" — he’s such an unredeemable piece of shit.
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hideous fuckface accuses Ilhan Omar of spraying herself
he’s such an unredeemable piece of shit
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January 29, 2026 at 3:58 PM
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here's today's post: "sewer clown smackdown! ICE Barbie and Nosferatu blame each other for Minneapolis mess."
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sewer clown smackdown! ICE Barbie and Nosferatu blame each other for Minneapolis mess
and Donny gives another batshit speech
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January 28, 2026 at 4:06 PM
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January 28, 2026 at 3:08 AM
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“Those that fail to learn from history, are doomed to repeat it”. Winston Churchill

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Buffalo Springfield - For What It's Worth 1967
YouTube video by PettyYou007
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January 28, 2026 at 3:24 AM
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here's today's post: "good fucking riddance to Greg Fucking Bovino" — someone had to take the fall.
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good fucking riddance to Greg Fucking Bovino
someone had to take the fall
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January 27, 2026 at 3:31 PM
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This piece by @brianphillips.bsky.social is outstanding.

"Could Whiskey Friday possibly start on Tuesday, the way it does at my house?"

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The Five Farcical Principles of the ‘CBS Evening News’
Tony Dokoupil and Bari Weiss’s new broadcast has been one debacle after another. Let's try to make sense of it all, with or without whiskey.
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January 26, 2026 at 10:55 PM
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He died because he stepped forward instead of away, because he put himself between human beings and monsters who wanted to hurt them, because he did the thing we teach, the thing we praise, the thing we raise our children to believe still matters.
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They Killed a Nurse. They Killed a Poet.
Tyranny in uniform. Trauma by design.
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January 25, 2026 at 10:37 PM
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from today's post: "Dear Leader is nuts — and his flunkies are deranged psychos. what could go wrong?" — perfectly abnormal stuff.
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Dear Leader is nuts — and his flunkies are deranged psychos. what could go wrong?
perfectly abnormal stuff
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January 26, 2026 at 4:21 PM
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Seen in Los Angeles

(Credit: Zurita Carpio)
January 25, 2026 at 11:32 PM
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here's today's post: "oh fuck, not again" — another day, another state-sponsored murder.
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oh fuck, not again
another day, another state-sponsored murder
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January 25, 2026 at 4:12 PM
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What lying fucks they all are.
January 24, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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it's Saturday and it's time for "this week in stupid: January 24 edition" — Donny Convict walks it, Couchfuck McGee talks it, and so much more...
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this week in stupid: January 24 edition
Donny Convict walks it, Couchfuck McGee talks it, and so much more...
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January 24, 2026 at 4:13 PM
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Trauma doesn’t need a villain—it only needs a moment where safety collapses and a child has to grow up inside it.
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They Used a Five-Year-Old as Bait
The Trump regime is traumatizing our kids
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January 23, 2026 at 2:51 PM
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here's today's post: "three cheers for Jack Smith" — also, Donny's hand and brain are rotting, and his Peace Board is a corrupt scam.
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three cheers for Jack Smith
the man who indicts war criminals in The Hague is not fucking around
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January 23, 2026 at 4:16 PM
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here's today's post: "Taco Donny shits the bed in Davos" — readings from the Art of the Imaginary Deal.
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Taco Donny shits the bed in Davos
readings from the Art of the Imaginary Deal
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January 22, 2026 at 3:54 PM
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The current so-called “president” of the United States of America just told the world that he’s going to invade another country because he wasn’t given a peace prize.

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Grabbing Greenland By The Fjords
MAGA's melted circus peanut is stark raving mad
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January 20, 2026 at 8:43 PM
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here's today's post: "let’s watch a Danish pol tell Dear Leader to fuck off" — and Donny gives another batshit presser.
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let’s watch a Danish pol tell Dear Leader to fuck off
and Donny gives another batshit presser
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January 21, 2026 at 4:00 PM