Ah yes, nothing says SHOP BLACK FRIDAY DEALS like *checks notes* the story about how Christmas doesn’t come from a store.

I have a 4’ tree, and have been scared to put it up. I fear for its safety.

Maaaan, you are SO GOOD at body horror! 🔥🔥🔥

(Granted, that isn't exactly a universally recognizable imagery, so idk why the emoji designers seemed to think it was.)

“Alexa, why doesn’t anyone love me?”

The actual content of the movie aside, I get annoyed with found footage stuff that doesn't fully commit to the medium and is clearly just high def digital footage with a grainy filter to make it look more analog.

Yeah!! I don't remember specifics of how the Cornucopia was described in the book, but the movie version definitely felt Midsommar-y to me also. I dig it.

And of course Jesse Plemons as younger Plutarch is probably the most “well, duh” casting of the whole movie.

That’s how you do it!!