⚔️ Tales 🔨 of 🔫 Xillia Shill | Jonathan Frostathan
@bestjonrobever.bsky.social
Aro-ace | YouTuber | Autistic | Christian | Loves JRPGs and fighting games the most | Also likes Death Battle | NO MOSS WILL SLOW ME DOWN!!!
https://youtube.com/c/jonathanfrostathan
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A FUZZY SCREEN WAS ALL THAT WE COULD SEE.
WHITEY CAME OVER WITH A HANGER
AND SPENT THE GAME ON TOP OF A TV.
December 4, 2025 at 5:18 PM
A FUZZY SCREEN WAS ALL THAT WE COULD SEE.
Enough time has passed. I've been waiting to drop this take for three years.
December 4, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Enough time has passed. I've been waiting to drop this take for three years.
Oh my goodness, Todd McFarlane. I really love your artwork....but oh my goodness, reading so much of your writing is literally making me dizzy. Holy shit.
December 4, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Oh my goodness, Todd McFarlane. I really love your artwork....but oh my goodness, reading so much of your writing is literally making me dizzy. Holy shit.
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This image will never not amuse me.
December 3, 2025 at 8:40 PM
This image will never not amuse me.
WHITEY CAME OVER WITH A HANGER
AND SPENT THE GAME ON TOP OF A TV.
AND WHEN THE LIGHTNING STRUCK HIM,
December 3, 2025 at 2:24 PM
WHITEY CAME OVER WITH A HANGER
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#DeathBattle
Ash Ketchum vs Yugi Muto (Pokémon vs Yu-Gi-Oh!)
A massive effort combining the artistic powers of @theastarart.bsky.social , @dekhead.bsky.social , @carbonated-jem.bsky.social @sunmellows.bsky.social , @w-lm27.bsky.social and x.com/LaughingXenn with yours truly.
T'was an honour🫡
Ash Ketchum vs Yugi Muto (Pokémon vs Yu-Gi-Oh!)
A massive effort combining the artistic powers of @theastarart.bsky.social , @dekhead.bsky.social , @carbonated-jem.bsky.social @sunmellows.bsky.social , @w-lm27.bsky.social and x.com/LaughingXenn with yours truly.
T'was an honour🫡
December 2, 2025 at 9:05 PM
#DeathBattle
Ash Ketchum vs Yugi Muto (Pokémon vs Yu-Gi-Oh!)
A massive effort combining the artistic powers of @theastarart.bsky.social , @dekhead.bsky.social , @carbonated-jem.bsky.social @sunmellows.bsky.social , @w-lm27.bsky.social and x.com/LaughingXenn with yours truly.
T'was an honour🫡
Ash Ketchum vs Yugi Muto (Pokémon vs Yu-Gi-Oh!)
A massive effort combining the artistic powers of @theastarart.bsky.social , @dekhead.bsky.social , @carbonated-jem.bsky.social @sunmellows.bsky.social , @w-lm27.bsky.social and x.com/LaughingXenn with yours truly.
T'was an honour🫡
AND SPENT THE GAME ON TOP OF A TV.
AND WHEN THE LIGHTNING STRUCK HIM,
GYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
December 2, 2025 at 2:14 PM
AND SPENT THE GAME ON TOP OF A TV.
Just saying, Death Battle members. Yall could literally change your vote from Nero to Liu Kang right now and Nero would still win. Definitely give it a shot and prove me right. Trust me on this. ;)
December 2, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Just saying, Death Battle members. Yall could literally change your vote from Nero to Liu Kang right now and Nero would still win. Definitely give it a shot and prove me right. Trust me on this. ;)
Oh no......I said this?
December 1, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Oh no......I said this?
AND WHEN THE LIGHTNING STRUCK HIM,
GYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
HE LET OUT A WICKED, LOUD YELL.
December 1, 2025 at 1:51 PM
AND WHEN THE LIGHTNING STRUCK HIM,
Sir Musty explored my channel in a member's only stream and likened me to Biff Weed. Baby steps. Baby steps.
Eyo, my idol Sir Musty just uploaded a video on his second channel reacting to someone else's MK64 course ranking, and mine's not getting his attention. We gotta change that STAT!!!
My Mario Kart 64 course ranking is finally up for EVERYBODY!!!
GIVE IT A WATCH YO!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jucc...
GIVE IT A WATCH YO!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jucc...
December 1, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Sir Musty explored my channel in a member's only stream and likened me to Biff Weed. Baby steps. Baby steps.
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What do yall think of a Smiling Friends Kart game?
#SmilingFriends
#SmilingFriends
November 30, 2025 at 4:59 AM
What do yall think of a Smiling Friends Kart game?
#SmilingFriends
#SmilingFriends
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Holiday mingling with family as a fringe Youtuber is...discomforting.
When they inevitably ask "how's that going?", I have to suppress so much rage about crap they won't get.
Like how the algorithm rewards *everything* I stand against: political bickering, AI slop, ragebaiting, NOT CARING... Hoy.
When they inevitably ask "how's that going?", I have to suppress so much rage about crap they won't get.
Like how the algorithm rewards *everything* I stand against: political bickering, AI slop, ragebaiting, NOT CARING... Hoy.
December 1, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Holiday mingling with family as a fringe Youtuber is...discomforting.
When they inevitably ask "how's that going?", I have to suppress so much rage about crap they won't get.
Like how the algorithm rewards *everything* I stand against: political bickering, AI slop, ragebaiting, NOT CARING... Hoy.
When they inevitably ask "how's that going?", I have to suppress so much rage about crap they won't get.
Like how the algorithm rewards *everything* I stand against: political bickering, AI slop, ragebaiting, NOT CARING... Hoy.
GYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
HE LET OUT A WICKED, LOUD YELL.
*Whitey has a seizure due to the lightning striking his nuts
November 30, 2025 at 2:42 PM
GYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
HE LET OUT A WICKED, LOUD YELL.
*Whitey has a seizure due to the lightning striking his nuts
BUT WE JUST TURNED UP THE VOLUME.
November 29, 2025 at 5:19 PM
HE LET OUT A WICKED, LOUD YELL.
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One thing that really makes my skin crawl is the resurgence of the r-slur, to the point that it’s being used by the fucking president
It’s not 2004 anymore, grow the fuck up
It’s not 2004 anymore, grow the fuck up
November 29, 2025 at 6:25 AM
One thing that really makes my skin crawl is the resurgence of the r-slur, to the point that it’s being used by the fucking president
It’s not 2004 anymore, grow the fuck up
It’s not 2004 anymore, grow the fuck up
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This one took a lot out of me, but it was the most fun video project I've ever done to date. I hope you like it as much as I did putting it together. Ask me any questions you have about frame rates in the comments 👍
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RFj...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RFj...
The Incredible World of Completing the Best Game of All Time - Caddicarus
YouTube video by Caddicarus
www.youtube.com
November 28, 2025 at 9:28 PM
This one took a lot out of me, but it was the most fun video project I've ever done to date. I hope you like it as much as I did putting it together. Ask me any questions you have about frame rates in the comments 👍
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RFj...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RFj...
*Whitey has a seizure due to the lightning striking his nuts
BUT WE JUST TURNED UP THE VOLUME.
AND IGNORED THE BURNING SMELL.
November 28, 2025 at 3:07 PM
*Whitey has a seizure due to the lightning striking his nuts
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEE!!!
Finally finished the Kratos vs Asura segment of the script and.......it's 15 pages of script.
For reference, my Ragna vs Sol review was 12 pages, but I mostly cut it in half, so it's functionally 6 pages.
Kratos vs Asura is already way longer, wtf?
Finally finished the Kratos vs Asura segment of the script and.......it's 15 pages of script.
For reference, my Ragna vs Sol review was 12 pages, but I mostly cut it in half, so it's functionally 6 pages.
Kratos vs Asura is already way longer, wtf?
November 28, 2025 at 3:04 AM
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEE!!!
Finally finished the Kratos vs Asura segment of the script and.......it's 15 pages of script.
For reference, my Ragna vs Sol review was 12 pages, but I mostly cut it in half, so it's functionally 6 pages.
Kratos vs Asura is already way longer, wtf?
Finally finished the Kratos vs Asura segment of the script and.......it's 15 pages of script.
For reference, my Ragna vs Sol review was 12 pages, but I mostly cut it in half, so it's functionally 6 pages.
Kratos vs Asura is already way longer, wtf?
BUT WE JUST TURNED UP THE VOLUME.
AND IGNORED THE BURNING SMELL.
WE SHOULD ALL ROT IN HELL!!!!!
November 27, 2025 at 9:48 PM
BUT WE JUST TURNED UP THE VOLUME.
Kamen Rider Geats just won Champion's Island, and I know what matchup I'm gonna be rooting for.
We stan Kamen Rider Geats vs Bayonetta!
We stan Kamen Rider Geats vs Bayonetta!
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Kamen Rider Geats just won Champion's Island, and I know what matchup I'm gonna be rooting for.
We stan Kamen Rider Geats vs Bayonetta!
We stan Kamen Rider Geats vs Bayonetta!
AND IGNORED THE BURNING SMELL.
WE SHOULD ALL ROT IN HELL!!!!!
I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH WHITEY
November 26, 2025 at 6:28 PM
AND IGNORED THE BURNING SMELL.
Marvel comics are the best because sometimes you'll get legitimately compelling character dynamics and riveting themes instantly followed up with big ole text that says "Gun nuns vs zombie bikers, need we say more" and you'll never get tonal whiplash from that.
November 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Marvel comics are the best because sometimes you'll get legitimately compelling character dynamics and riveting themes instantly followed up with big ole text that says "Gun nuns vs zombie bikers, need we say more" and you'll never get tonal whiplash from that.
WE SHOULD ALL ROT IN HELL!!!!!
I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH WHITEY
AS A JOKE, I TOLD HIM TO MEET ME AT THE PROM.
November 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
WE SHOULD ALL ROT IN HELL!!!!!
Ranking each character from the Champion's Island based on how much I'd like to see them.
Explanations in reply below.
Explanations in reply below.
November 25, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Ranking each character from the Champion's Island based on how much I'd like to see them.
Explanations in reply below.
Explanations in reply below.