Jason Kinkade
@bestifyoudont.com
Dad. K-12 teacher. Security guard.
bestifyoudont.com
☆ Climate change is an extinction-level event driven by capitalism.
☆ Billion-dollar-scale income inequality is a human rights violation.
☆ The social contract must guarantee no-cost healthcare.
bestifyoudont.com
☆ Climate change is an extinction-level event driven by capitalism.
☆ Billion-dollar-scale income inequality is a human rights violation.
☆ The social contract must guarantee no-cost healthcare.
And then there's these neighbors...
December 10, 2025 at 1:54 AM
And then there's these neighbors...
"Wow!"
-Theropod Tom, 65,000,000 BCE
-Theropod Tom, 65,000,000 BCE
December 9, 2025 at 3:29 PM
"Wow!"
-Theropod Tom, 65,000,000 BCE
-Theropod Tom, 65,000,000 BCE
FINALLY! Apparently, this is the easiest season to catch Pikachu Libre because your losses don't count against your rank, but the grind still took two full days! I'm so tired of fighting sword, shield, and fused bullshit I couldn't obtain for myself while working weekends. VICTORY!
#PokemonGO
#PokemonGO
December 9, 2025 at 4:54 AM
FINALLY! Apparently, this is the easiest season to catch Pikachu Libre because your losses don't count against your rank, but the grind still took two full days! I'm so tired of fighting sword, shield, and fused bullshit I couldn't obtain for myself while working weekends. VICTORY!
#PokemonGO
#PokemonGO
👴🏻 MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!
December 8, 2025 at 6:43 PM
👴🏻 MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!
Thank you, neighbor ex-girlfriend, for another thoughtful present I didn't know I needed. 🐘🥰
December 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Thank you, neighbor ex-girlfriend, for another thoughtful present I didn't know I needed. 🐘🥰
Good morning coffee hike on the loop trail with neighbor ex-girlfriend.
December 8, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Good morning coffee hike on the loop trail with neighbor ex-girlfriend.
ARE MY NEIGHBORS CELEBRATING CHRISTMAS OR GOING TO MEET MORPHEUS??
December 8, 2025 at 4:28 AM
ARE MY NEIGHBORS CELEBRATING CHRISTMAS OR GOING TO MEET MORPHEUS??
Like my son in the past, playing Pokémon GO with me in the future. Wasn't that a movie??
December 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Like my son in the past, playing Pokémon GO with me in the future. Wasn't that a movie??
GOOD MORNING, SHINY RUFFLET! #POKEMONGO
December 7, 2025 at 4:43 PM
GOOD MORNING, SHINY RUFFLET! #POKEMONGO
December 7, 2025 at 4:19 PM
🎵 It's like a dream
🎵 Let the choir sing
🎵 Let the choir sing
December 7, 2025 at 2:07 AM
🎵 It's like a dream
🎵 Let the choir sing
🎵 Let the choir sing
In the course of my mall cop duties, I tried all seven sample stations so I could enter the gift basket raffle.
Please let me win coffee! It's so expensive these days.
Please let me win coffee! It's so expensive these days.
December 6, 2025 at 9:07 PM
In the course of my mall cop duties, I tried all seven sample stations so I could enter the gift basket raffle.
Please let me win coffee! It's so expensive these days.
Please let me win coffee! It's so expensive these days.
Yeah, some conservatives are in the "Maybe he sucks, but Biden and Harris were worse" phase. Most are still drinking the Kool-Aid and relishing all the winning. I don't even know what to hope for, other than sane America going on strike.
December 6, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Yeah, some conservatives are in the "Maybe he sucks, but Biden and Harris were worse" phase. Most are still drinking the Kool-Aid and relishing all the winning. I don't even know what to hope for, other than sane America going on strike.
I was the middle school counselor for Oregon's second richest school district, now I'm guarding Santa and Mrs. Claus in a fucking cactus patch.
😭🔫🎄
😭🔫🎄
December 6, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I was the middle school counselor for Oregon's second richest school district, now I'm guarding Santa and Mrs. Claus in a fucking cactus patch.
😭🔫🎄
😭🔫🎄
Luckily, it doesn't take long and is even kinda relaxing!
December 6, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Luckily, it doesn't take long and is even kinda relaxing!
