Jason Kinkade
@bestifyoudont.com
Dad. K-12 teacher. Security guard.
bestifyoudont.com
☆ Climate change is an extinction-level event driven by capitalism.
☆ Billion-dollar-scale income inequality is a human rights violation.
☆ The social contract must guarantee no-cost healthcare.
bestifyoudont.com
☆ Climate change is an extinction-level event driven by capitalism.
☆ Billion-dollar-scale income inequality is a human rights violation.
☆ The social contract must guarantee no-cost healthcare.
FINALLY! Apparently, this is the easiest season to catch Pikachu Libre because your losses don't count against your rank, but the grind still took two full days! I'm so tired of fighting sword, shield, and fused bullshit I couldn't obtain for myself while working weekends. VICTORY!
#PokemonGO
#PokemonGO
December 9, 2025 at 4:54 AM
FINALLY! Apparently, this is the easiest season to catch Pikachu Libre because your losses don't count against your rank, but the grind still took two full days! I'm so tired of fighting sword, shield, and fused bullshit I couldn't obtain for myself while working weekends. VICTORY!
#PokemonGO
#PokemonGO
👴🏻 MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!
December 8, 2025 at 6:43 PM
👴🏻 MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!
Thank you, neighbor ex-girlfriend, for another thoughtful present I didn't know I needed. 🐘🥰
December 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Thank you, neighbor ex-girlfriend, for another thoughtful present I didn't know I needed. 🐘🥰
Good morning coffee hike on the loop trail with neighbor ex-girlfriend.
December 8, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Good morning coffee hike on the loop trail with neighbor ex-girlfriend.
Our leaders are exterminating us and ruining our planet (and, unfortunately, not just for humans).
On Monday, we consider throwing a...
GLOBAL PEASANT UPRISING!!
And, if you haven't already, cancel Amazon and delete Facebook. #NoBillionaires
On Monday, we consider throwing a...
GLOBAL PEASANT UPRISING!!
And, if you haven't already, cancel Amazon and delete Facebook. #NoBillionaires
December 8, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Our leaders are exterminating us and ruining our planet (and, unfortunately, not just for humans).
On Monday, we consider throwing a...
GLOBAL PEASANT UPRISING!!
And, if you haven't already, cancel Amazon and delete Facebook. #NoBillionaires
On Monday, we consider throwing a...
GLOBAL PEASANT UPRISING!!
And, if you haven't already, cancel Amazon and delete Facebook. #NoBillionaires
ARE MY NEIGHBORS CELEBRATING CHRISTMAS OR GOING TO MEET MORPHEUS??
December 8, 2025 at 4:28 AM
ARE MY NEIGHBORS CELEBRATING CHRISTMAS OR GOING TO MEET MORPHEUS??
Keep in mind, my mall is an outside mall and it's dark when I leave. During my last lap, I came across this tall af skinny black guy wearing a leather coat, SUNGLASSES, and big rings on each finger. Something about him gave me a smile. Then he threw me a fist bump! I never felt so cool and accepted.
December 8, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Keep in mind, my mall is an outside mall and it's dark when I leave. During my last lap, I came across this tall af skinny black guy wearing a leather coat, SUNGLASSES, and big rings on each finger. Something about him gave me a smile. Then he threw me a fist bump! I never felt so cool and accepted.
A rowdy bachelorette party coming out of one of the restaurants handed me some phones and asked me to order Ubers. I entered my home address. See you in an hour, ladies!
(Just kidding, just kidding... I sent them home successfully.)
(Just kidding, just kidding... I sent them home successfully.)
December 8, 2025 at 1:38 AM
A rowdy bachelorette party coming out of one of the restaurants handed me some phones and asked me to order Ubers. I entered my home address. See you in an hour, ladies!
(Just kidding, just kidding... I sent them home successfully.)
(Just kidding, just kidding... I sent them home successfully.)
I found a kid's winter beanie outside Starbs. Walked around the mall holding it in my outstretched arm. Nobody shouted out ownership. Dropped it back where I found it.
That's some solid effort today.
#TwoCollegeDegrees
#CertifiedCounselor
That's some solid effort today.
#TwoCollegeDegrees
#CertifiedCounselor
December 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I found a kid's winter beanie outside Starbs. Walked around the mall holding it in my outstretched arm. Nobody shouted out ownership. Dropped it back where I found it.
That's some solid effort today.
#TwoCollegeDegrees
#CertifiedCounselor
That's some solid effort today.
#TwoCollegeDegrees
#CertifiedCounselor
GOOD MORNING, SHINY RUFFLET! #POKEMONGO
December 7, 2025 at 4:43 PM
GOOD MORNING, SHINY RUFFLET! #POKEMONGO
December 7, 2025 at 4:19 PM
"Almost half the homes in the United States are at serious risk from the climate crisis."
newrepublic.com/article/2039...
newrepublic.com/article/2039...
Zillow Doesn’t Care If Climate Change Destroys Your New Home
The real estate platform recently removed climate risk scores from its listings—a potentially ruinous development for some buyers.
newrepublic.com
December 7, 2025 at 3:17 PM
"Almost half the homes in the United States are at serious risk from the climate crisis."
newrepublic.com/article/2039...
newrepublic.com/article/2039...
🎵 It's like a dream
🎵 Let the choir sing
🎵 Let the choir sing
December 7, 2025 at 2:07 AM
🎵 It's like a dream
🎵 Let the choir sing
🎵 Let the choir sing
In the course of my mall cop duties, I tried all seven sample stations so I could enter the gift basket raffle.
Please let me win coffee! It's so expensive these days.
Please let me win coffee! It's so expensive these days.
December 6, 2025 at 9:07 PM
In the course of my mall cop duties, I tried all seven sample stations so I could enter the gift basket raffle.
Please let me win coffee! It's so expensive these days.
Please let me win coffee! It's so expensive these days.
I'm sorry, penguin friends. It doesn't make it better, but our fate will look very similar.
news.exeter.ac.uk/faculty-of-e...
news.exeter.ac.uk/faculty-of-e...
Penguins ‘starved to death en masse’ as food supply collapsed
Penguins living off the coast of South Africa have likely starved to death en masse during their moulting season as a result of collapsing food supplies. In fact, on two of the most important breeding
news.exeter.ac.uk
December 6, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I'm sorry, penguin friends. It doesn't make it better, but our fate will look very similar.
news.exeter.ac.uk/faculty-of-e...
news.exeter.ac.uk/faculty-of-e...
🧊🌵 ICE is really working for the weekend.
I don't make enough money to pay federal taxes. I don't think I could sleep at night.
National strike NOW!
#CancelAmazonPrime
#DeleteFacebook
#NoFascism
youtube.com/shorts/IwW2C...
I don't make enough money to pay federal taxes. I don't think I could sleep at night.
National strike NOW!
#CancelAmazonPrime
#DeleteFacebook
#NoFascism
youtube.com/shorts/IwW2C...
ICE pepper sprays protesters in Tucson taco shop raid
YouTube video by The Marshall Project
youtube.com
December 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM
🧊🌵 ICE is really working for the weekend.
I don't make enough money to pay federal taxes. I don't think I could sleep at night.
National strike NOW!
#CancelAmazonPrime
#DeleteFacebook
#NoFascism
youtube.com/shorts/IwW2C...
I don't make enough money to pay federal taxes. I don't think I could sleep at night.
National strike NOW!
#CancelAmazonPrime
#DeleteFacebook
#NoFascism
youtube.com/shorts/IwW2C...
I was the middle school counselor for Oregon's second richest school district, now I'm guarding Santa and Mrs. Claus in a fucking cactus patch.
😭🔫🎄
😭🔫🎄
December 6, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I was the middle school counselor for Oregon's second richest school district, now I'm guarding Santa and Mrs. Claus in a fucking cactus patch.
😭🔫🎄
😭🔫🎄
Are you guys plotting a massive Christmas crime wave??
My Saturday mall hours were increased from eight to 13, and that's really, really pushing the upper limit of how much I enjoy walking around and playing on my phone.
My Saturday mall hours were increased from eight to 13, and that's really, really pushing the upper limit of how much I enjoy walking around and playing on my phone.
December 6, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Are you guys plotting a massive Christmas crime wave??
My Saturday mall hours were increased from eight to 13, and that's really, really pushing the upper limit of how much I enjoy walking around and playing on my phone.
My Saturday mall hours were increased from eight to 13, and that's really, really pushing the upper limit of how much I enjoy walking around and playing on my phone.
I GOT A NEW POKÉSTOP APPROVED I CAN REACH FROM MY BED! He was right!! I'm never tired of winning!! #PokemonGO
December 6, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I GOT A NEW POKÉSTOP APPROVED I CAN REACH FROM MY BED! He was right!! I'm never tired of winning!! #PokemonGO
On bank days, I miss my armed guard bro who went crazy, but I guess the lady armed guard isn't so bad.
ME: Wanna do this Pokémon raid?
HER: Shut the fuck up about that!! I don't give a fuck about it!!
ME: Wanna do this Pokémon raid?
HER: Shut the fuck up about that!! I don't give a fuck about it!!
December 6, 2025 at 3:45 AM
On bank days, I miss my armed guard bro who went crazy, but I guess the lady armed guard isn't so bad.
ME: Wanna do this Pokémon raid?
HER: Shut the fuck up about that!! I don't give a fuck about it!!
ME: Wanna do this Pokémon raid?
HER: Shut the fuck up about that!! I don't give a fuck about it!!
December 6, 2025 at 1:39 AM
You GUYS! 🥳 For "stopping wars before they started," our own President Trump won the DEI Nobel Peace Prize!! 👏
His SS also pepper-sprayed my congresswoman today. 🌵
www.bbc.com/sport/footba...
His SS also pepper-sprayed my congresswoman today. 🌵
www.bbc.com/sport/footba...
Donald Trump: US president named inaugural Fifa Peace Prize winner
US President Donald Trump receives the inaugural Fifa Peace Prize before the draw for the 2026 Fifa World Cup.
www.bbc.com
December 6, 2025 at 12:49 AM
You GUYS! 🥳 For "stopping wars before they started," our own President Trump won the DEI Nobel Peace Prize!! 👏
His SS also pepper-sprayed my congresswoman today. 🌵
www.bbc.com/sport/footba...
His SS also pepper-sprayed my congresswoman today. 🌵
www.bbc.com/sport/footba...
