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Jason Kinkade

@bestifyoudont.com

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Dad. K-12 teacher. Security guard. bestifyoudont.com ☆ Climate change is an extinction-level event driven by capitalism. ☆ Billion-dollar-scale income inequality is a human rights violation. ☆ The social contract must guarantee no-cost healthcare.

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Jason Kinkade @bestifyoudont.com · 1m

When we stop participating in late stage capitalism.

Jason Kinkade @bestifyoudont.com · 1h

That's what I mean. I was able to completely clear my egg cache. I'm trying to remember not to spin pokéstops before I get more gifts to open.

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Jason Kinkade @bestifyoudont.com · 2h

I haven't had incubators in a while. I have to remember not to spin pokéstops if I want those 7 km eggs from gifts.

Jason Kinkade @bestifyoudont.com · 2h

Woke?

🤣

Jason Kinkade @bestifyoudont.com · 2h

Oof. Pass! 🫣

Jason Kinkade @bestifyoudont.com · 2h

I used to have a beautiful airport billboard to stare at for 12 hours a day. It was slowly rekindling my dead dreams.

Now I'm stuck with Tremfya.

Jason Kinkade @bestifyoudont.com · 3h

Yeah, the first word is all we needed to hear. WOKE!! Get back to work.

Just kidding. I hope you feel better! I'm having more and more nights like that, too.

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Jason Kinkade @bestifyoudont.com · 3h

Sounds great! I'm jealous. 🥹

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Jason Kinkade @bestifyoudont.com · 3h

This guy is doing a whole ass video job interview while standing next to his car while his dog has surgery inside.

I want to pace back and forth like I always do, but then I'll appear in his background 50 times.

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Jason Kinkade @bestifyoudont.com · 3h

Being a parent kinda ruins your life, doesn't it? 😅 jk jk

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Jason Kinkade @bestifyoudont.com · 4h

That part was funny to reflect on, but in the dream, I didn't know it wasn't real. 😱😭☠️

Jason Kinkade @bestifyoudont.com · 5h

It's him!

Jason Kinkade @bestifyoudont.com · 6h

The pet clinic doesn't open for 20 more minutes, but a lady is already parked outside, reading in her car, so she's first in line.

No matter where I walk in the parking lot, her lap chihuahua is staring at me.

🧔🏻🚗😠

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Jason Kinkade @bestifyoudont.com · 7h

I suffered a nightmare that my son got hurt. Is this permanent stress once your kid starts driving? I texted him to always be safe in cars.

Although, in my dream, his front seat was full of loose medieval weapons.

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Jason Kinkade @bestifyoudont.com · 7h

Gotta get my ass to the asphalt. Parking lots don't watch themselves.