Oh hello bluesky I had a baby
July 3, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Oh hello bluesky I had a baby
So stressed both my eyes are twitching 🥴
May 24, 2025 at 2:34 PM
So stressed both my eyes are twitching 🥴
I do not recommend being so pregnant that you can’t help during a move. I’m out here like “MUST BE USEFUL” and so far the only solution I have is spending money on new shit for the new place which is… necessary but not productive and can be spread out over the next month lmao sheesh
May 24, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I do not recommend being so pregnant that you can’t help during a move. I’m out here like “MUST BE USEFUL” and so far the only solution I have is spending money on new shit for the new place which is… necessary but not productive and can be spread out over the next month lmao sheesh
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Explain how you’re a rich man but run Twitter like a brokie, Elon. LOL.
May 24, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Explain how you’re a rich man but run Twitter like a brokie, Elon. LOL.
I cannot be stopped
March 30, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I cannot be stopped
Sweet jesus I can’t wait to never have upstairs neighbors or communal laundry again in two months. These people are a menace.
March 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Sweet jesus I can’t wait to never have upstairs neighbors or communal laundry again in two months. These people are a menace.
Another day, another instance of me yelling at a fellow able bodied white woman for paying for an AI tool when that money could’ve gone to an actual artist to do that job.
March 30, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Another day, another instance of me yelling at a fellow able bodied white woman for paying for an AI tool when that money could’ve gone to an actual artist to do that job.
I did in fact eat a second cinnamon roll for dessert
March 11, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I did in fact eat a second cinnamon roll for dessert
Still thinking about how immaculate Gaga’s vocals are in this new era. She ate those SNL performances.
March 10, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Still thinking about how immaculate Gaga’s vocals are in this new era. She ate those SNL performances.
Already ate one cinnamon roll today. Kind of already want another one.
March 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Already ate one cinnamon roll today. Kind of already want another one.
Whoops I ignored this app for two months
March 10, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Whoops I ignored this app for two months
Literally read about a young family today who got in an accident because dad had a seizure at the wheel with his small baby and wife in the car. The car was totaled, wife is wildly injured, and turns out dad has an aggressive malignant brain tumor.
And people still think a God exists.
And people still think a God exists.
So fucking sick of people having surprise deadly tumors. Happens way too often.
December 8, 2024 at 11:50 PM
Literally read about a young family today who got in an accident because dad had a seizure at the wheel with his small baby and wife in the car. The car was totaled, wife is wildly injured, and turns out dad has an aggressive malignant brain tumor.
And people still think a God exists.
And people still think a God exists.
We love a costume that makes us feel pretty af
December 5, 2024 at 3:46 AM
We love a costume that makes us feel pretty af
I’d like the record to show that I performed in two separate Taylor Swift shows this year that drastically affected these results 🫣
December 4, 2024 at 1:38 PM
I’d like the record to show that I performed in two separate Taylor Swift shows this year that drastically affected these results 🫣
13 years ago with my little baby 😭
December 1, 2024 at 2:39 PM
13 years ago with my little baby 😭
My perfect angel baby best friend is going through a breakup with an actual sociopath/narcissist and these pregnancy hormones have me ready to go rip this man limb from limb
December 1, 2024 at 2:18 PM
My perfect angel baby best friend is going through a breakup with an actual sociopath/narcissist and these pregnancy hormones have me ready to go rip this man limb from limb
MATVEI MF MICHKOV
December 1, 2024 at 2:44 AM
MATVEI MF MICHKOV
Ohhh so the refs are back to sabotaging the Flyers lmao
December 1, 2024 at 2:37 AM
Ohhh so the refs are back to sabotaging the Flyers lmao
Wicked was perfect. Ariana and Cynthia were perfect.
November 30, 2024 at 10:35 PM
Wicked was perfect. Ariana and Cynthia were perfect.
It’s about to be mac and cheese for breakfast I think
November 29, 2024 at 5:11 PM
It’s about to be mac and cheese for breakfast I think
I could watch National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation every damn day til Christmas and not get tired of it
November 29, 2024 at 3:17 PM
I could watch National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation every damn day til Christmas and not get tired of it
It is damn near 2025 why the fuck am I hearing Fight Song on this parade broadcast right now
November 28, 2024 at 3:22 PM
It is damn near 2025 why the fuck am I hearing Fight Song on this parade broadcast right now
Turning on the parade right at its start and baking mini cheesecakes—depression you have no power here, be gone.
November 28, 2024 at 1:32 PM
Turning on the parade right at its start and baking mini cheesecakes—depression you have no power here, be gone.
I am very depressed oh no 🙃
November 28, 2024 at 5:13 AM
I am very depressed oh no 🙃
Someone got shot right outside the house I used to visit a youth on my caseload at and whew I do not miss that job at all
November 27, 2024 at 3:20 PM
Someone got shot right outside the house I used to visit a youth on my caseload at and whew I do not miss that job at all