Bertie
@bertie1.bsky.social
Iz a siameese kitteh an Plundercat pilot who luvs toys an treets an ma Dade, jcollard.bsky.social
Iz a kat so Iz onlee follow udder kat akkounts. Sorree hooms! #plundercats
Iz a kat so Iz onlee follow udder kat akkounts. Sorree hooms! #plundercats
Dat “helocobber shelv” Iz a trapp. Itt a hunnypot! Ai fli playnes an ai KNO dat no wun keepes an helocobber onna shelv - Dey keepe dem at th ayreporte! 🤎😾
November 26, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Dat “helocobber shelv” Iz a trapp. Itt a hunnypot! Ai fli playnes an ai KNO dat no wun keepes an helocobber onna shelv - Dey keepe dem at th ayreporte! 🤎😾
Ofgie, yuo so brayfe! Ai Howpe dat skratch dusnt hert tuo mutch. Don wurree tho - chiks digg skarz!
Iffen yuo wan, ai comm ova an we can haz a rumbel! 🤎🤍😾💥
Iffen yuo wan, ai comm ova an we can haz a rumbel! 🤎🤍😾💥
November 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Ofgie, yuo so brayfe! Ai Howpe dat skratch dusnt hert tuo mutch. Don wurree tho - chiks digg skarz!
Iffen yuo wan, ai comm ova an we can haz a rumbel! 🤎🤍😾💥
Iffen yuo wan, ai comm ova an we can haz a rumbel! 🤎🤍😾💥
Can yuo do yuo akrokattics th itt?
November 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Can yuo do yuo akrokattics th itt?
Wai tuo go, Charlee!! Yuo Iz luukin sveltt an feerse! 😻🤎🖤
November 26, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Wai tuo go, Charlee!! Yuo Iz luukin sveltt an feerse! 😻🤎🖤
Weeell, Dey not uzuwally so strate an in liyne. See exzanmpul wun. 🙀😹
November 26, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Weeell, Dey not uzuwally so strate an in liyne. See exzanmpul wun. 🙀😹
Wyy fank yew, Jayne! Aiz Vv prowd ov dem!
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Wyy fank yew, Jayne! Aiz Vv prowd ov dem!
4?? Yuo Iz tuo kinde sumtiymes, Oggie! 😹 No, ai jus pullin yuo leggie. It wuz nise ov th yuo tuo lett yuo hoom eep in. Butt Nowe Dey owe th yuo! Do no lett em furrget it!
Ai ept prettee gud las nite, fankew. Itt wuz colde, so ai snuggol wit ma Dade.
Ai ept prettee gud las nite, fankew. Itt wuz colde, so ai snuggol wit ma Dade.
November 26, 2025 at 2:57 PM
4?? Yuo Iz tuo kinde sumtiymes, Oggie! 😹 No, ai jus pullin yuo leggie. It wuz nise ov th yuo tuo lett yuo hoom eep in. Butt Nowe Dey owe th yuo! Do no lett em furrget it!
Ai ept prettee gud las nite, fankew. Itt wuz colde, so ai snuggol wit ma Dade.
Ai ept prettee gud las nite, fankew. Itt wuz colde, so ai snuggol wit ma Dade.
Oh gud! Ai bene wurried.
November 26, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Oh gud! Ai bene wurried.
An ai sends a miteey *boop* tuo yuo, Taz! 🤎🧡🤍
November 26, 2025 at 2:40 PM
An ai sends a miteey *boop* tuo yuo, Taz! 🤎🧡🤍
Jus gott up. Ai Howpe yuo had a gud nites eep, Oggie! 🤎🤍
November 26, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Jus gott up. Ai Howpe yuo had a gud nites eep, Oggie! 🤎🤍
Gud morny, Jo an Jayke, an Critta! Tho yuo ar farr frum th usses, ai Howpe dat th Fanksgibbin spirit - in th form ov torkee an grayvee - reech yuose an fill yuo bellies wit holidai deelite! Gib yuo Fanks tuo Critta furr probidin th yuose wit a warm home an lotsa lov. Aim fanksful furr yuo frenship!
November 26, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Gud morny, Jo an Jayke, an Critta! Tho yuo ar farr frum th usses, ai Howpe dat th Fanksgibbin spirit - in th form ov torkee an grayvee - reech yuose an fill yuo bellies wit holidai deelite! Gib yuo Fanks tuo Critta furr probidin th yuose wit a warm home an lotsa lov. Aim fanksful furr yuo frenship!
Testing! Ar dese tings on??
November 26, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Testing! Ar dese tings on??
Sai hi tuo yuo Dade tuo, Sir Willis!
November 26, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Sai hi tuo yuo Dade tuo, Sir Willis!
Jazpurr, yuo Iz beyin soo miztreeted! Oggie an ai Iz onn ma wai tuo pik th yuo upp… umm… ai no kno wer th yuo liv.
November 26, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Jazpurr, yuo Iz beyin soo miztreeted! Oggie an ai Iz onn ma wai tuo pik th yuo upp… umm… ai no kno wer th yuo liv.
Heeheehee! Lilee, sat tikols ma nowsie! Nowe is gibs yuo a smootch on yuo nowsie!
*Mwah* 😽🤎
*Mwah* 😽🤎
November 26, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Heeheehee! Lilee, sat tikols ma nowsie! Nowe is gibs yuo a smootch on yuo nowsie!
*Mwah* 😽🤎
*Mwah* 😽🤎
No surprize! Jus in awww! 😸🤎
November 26, 2025 at 5:23 AM
No surprize! Jus in awww! 😸🤎
WOW! HAPPEE, YUO IZ MAYZIN!!
November 26, 2025 at 3:43 AM
WOW! HAPPEE, YUO IZ MAYZIN!!
Oaghe! Ai luvs Al th Minyuns! Sutch bootiful voids! Gett reddy… *BOOP!!!*
November 26, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Oaghe! Ai luvs Al th Minyuns! Sutch bootiful voids! Gett reddy… *BOOP!!!*
… an a BOOP frum Dade! 😻🤎
November 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
… an a BOOP frum Dade! 😻🤎