Bertie
@bertie1.bsky.social
Iz a siameese kitteh an Plundercat pilot who luvs toys an treets an ma Dade, jcollard.bsky.social
Iz a kat so Iz onlee follow udder kat akkounts. Sorree hooms! #plundercats
Iz a kat so Iz onlee follow udder kat akkounts. Sorree hooms! #plundercats
Weeell, Dey not uzuwally so strate an in liyne. See exzanmpul wun. 🙀😹
November 26, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Weeell, Dey not uzuwally so strate an in liyne. See exzanmpul wun. 🙀😹
Chek owt dees whiskies! #whiskerswednesday
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Chek owt dees whiskies! #whiskerswednesday
Oh gud! Ai bene wurried.
November 26, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Oh gud! Ai bene wurried.
An ai sends a miteey *boop* tuo yuo, Taz! 🤎🧡🤍
November 26, 2025 at 2:40 PM
An ai sends a miteey *boop* tuo yuo, Taz! 🤎🧡🤍
Testing! Ar dese tings on??
November 26, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Testing! Ar dese tings on??
Jazpurr, yuo Iz beyin soo miztreeted! Oggie an ai Iz onn ma wai tuo pik th yuo upp… umm… ai no kno wer th yuo liv.
November 26, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Jazpurr, yuo Iz beyin soo miztreeted! Oggie an ai Iz onn ma wai tuo pik th yuo upp… umm… ai no kno wer th yuo liv.
A litol lite groomin befurr bed. A cats gotsa luuk gud dai an nite! Nitee nite frends! 🤎💤
November 26, 2025 at 6:57 AM
A litol lite groomin befurr bed. A cats gotsa luuk gud dai an nite! Nitee nite frends! 🤎💤
Heeheehee! Lilee, sat tikols ma nowsie! Nowe is gibs yuo a smootch on yuo nowsie!
*Mwah* 😽🤎
*Mwah* 😽🤎
November 26, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Heeheehee! Lilee, sat tikols ma nowsie! Nowe is gibs yuo a smootch on yuo nowsie!
*Mwah* 😽🤎
*Mwah* 😽🤎
WOW! HAPPEE, YUO IZ MAYZIN!!
November 26, 2025 at 3:43 AM
WOW! HAPPEE, YUO IZ MAYZIN!!
Oaghe! Ai luvs Al th Minyuns! Sutch bootiful voids! Gett reddy… *BOOP!!!*
November 26, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Oaghe! Ai luvs Al th Minyuns! Sutch bootiful voids! Gett reddy… *BOOP!!!*
… an a BOOP frum Dade! 😻🤎
November 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
… an a BOOP frum Dade! 😻🤎
Ai gots a layte entreey furr #tongueouttuesday!..
November 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Ai gots a layte entreey furr #tongueouttuesday!..
Hai Larry, wuts happenin wit th yuo tuodai? Yuo luukin afta yuo hoom? Keepin dem owta trubbel?
November 25, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Hai Larry, wuts happenin wit th yuo tuodai? Yuo luukin afta yuo hoom? Keepin dem owta trubbel?
Aiz reddy, Shado! Gimme dat boop! 🤎🖤😻
November 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Aiz reddy, Shado! Gimme dat boop! 🤎🖤😻
Fank yew, Oggie! Ai boop yuo bak! 🤎🤍😸
November 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Fank yew, Oggie! Ai boop yuo bak! 🤎🤍😸
Oh ai see! Wel lemme sniffs agin. *sniff sniff* oh ai wuz rong, Skott. Yuoze Pawz (no pawsies) smell liyke futballz an monsta truks! Ai Kant beeleebe dat ai mayde sutch a bigg mistayke! 🏈🛻🤎🤍🖤
November 25, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Oh ai see! Wel lemme sniffs agin. *sniff sniff* oh ai wuz rong, Skott. Yuoze Pawz (no pawsies) smell liyke futballz an monsta truks! Ai Kant beeleebe dat ai mayde sutch a bigg mistayke! 🏈🛻🤎🤍🖤
Onestlee, liyfe haz bene kinda hevee laytlee, Oggie. Ai gladd dat ai haz sutch gud frends liyke yuo tuo breeng th smiles an laffs. Me an ma Dade Fanks th yuo! Lov yuo, deer frend! 🤎🤍
November 25, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Onestlee, liyfe haz bene kinda hevee laytlee, Oggie. Ai gladd dat ai haz sutch gud frends liyke yuo tuo breeng th smiles an laffs. Me an ma Dade Fanks th yuo! Lov yuo, deer frend! 🤎🤍
Gud aftanuun, all ma frends! Ai luvs th yuo all! 🤎😸
November 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Gud aftanuun, all ma frends! Ai luvs th yuo all! 🤎😸
WUT?? DIS IZ OWTRAGE, BILL!
November 25, 2025 at 6:17 PM
WUT?? DIS IZ OWTRAGE, BILL!
Auggie, itt Iz sunny but colde tuodai. Ai haz reklaymed ma warm cubbee furr ma nap! 🤎💤
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Auggie, itt Iz sunny but colde tuodai. Ai haz reklaymed ma warm cubbee furr ma nap! 🤎💤
Itt horribul, Flanoy. Hims feedin dat skwirrel nutz befurr ai eben gett ma sekond brekkie! Sutch croole! 🐿️😾
November 25, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Itt horribul, Flanoy. Hims feedin dat skwirrel nutz befurr ai eben gett ma sekond brekkie! Sutch croole! 🐿️😾
Urlee morny on ma obsurvayshun poste. Waytin furr th sunny! 😸🌅🤎
November 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Urlee morny on ma obsurvayshun poste. Waytin furr th sunny! 😸🌅🤎
I Howpe dat yuo feele bettur dis morny. Ai don has mutch advise, but ai kan mayke sun biskits an purrs furr th yuo, L an P mombe. 🤎
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I Howpe dat yuo feele bettur dis morny. Ai don has mutch advise, but ai kan mayke sun biskits an purrs furr th yuo, L an P mombe. 🤎
Itt happuns… don reelee no wyy.
November 24, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Itt happuns… don reelee no wyy.