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Ben Out of Ten
@berngersl.bsky.social
Super cool writer. Emphasis on the super cool part. Into video games, bugs, the paranormal, TTRPG and comedy. He/Him
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sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young
February 10, 2026 at 7:51 PM
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February 4, 2026 at 5:22 PM
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you:
[stressing for days to send the perfect single email]

billionaires:
hi, . w=en r we mee&ting to do iLlegiL stuff , . ?
February 1, 2026 at 3:43 PM
I’m finding out that a lot of my escapism since November 2024 is playing RPGs and finding cool artists to get commissions from
January 27, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Me one week into cat ownership: I ruined his life, he’s so scared, I don’t know what I can do to fix this except maybe surrender him

Me two years into cat ownership: time to feed idiot his idiot food so he’ll shut up and stop acting like an idiot
January 26, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Show us elephant Rosalina you cowards
January 22, 2026 at 4:10 PM
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This is not a cohesive thing that they've got going. It is a collection of grifters and disgraced podcast hosts desperately reassuring themselves that, ACTUALLY, the will of the people belongs to them.

But it doesn't.
January 15, 2026 at 5:08 PM
I will die on the hill that baby Daisy was fine but baby Waluigi was too much
January 9, 2026 at 4:15 PM
I never found any shiny alpha Pokemon in legends Arceus, but somehow managed to find three tonight in one hyperspace portal in legends Z-A
January 6, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Why is her name Jenna Elfman if she’s a human woman
January 5, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Mega crabominable is my special little guy
January 3, 2026 at 5:34 PM
It’s 2025. Apple should not autocorrect Pokemon names by default . They’ve had years to perfect this
December 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Conservative influencers can’t help themselves by saying “appalled this is happening” and using an ai generated image instead of posting an image of the thing they claim is happening everywhere
December 28, 2025 at 5:23 AM
We should start calling AI content generation farm accounts the sloparazzi
December 26, 2025 at 8:28 PM
It’s so weird to me these days that companies are like “we have to listen to the customers, because they know what they want! Unless they tell us that they don’t want generative AI content, then we have to tell them that they are wrong and they do want that”
December 18, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I am being so real when I say I would do anything to see Barb and Star go to vista Del Mar get a broadway musical adaptation
December 6, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
On Saturday I picked up my friend so we could go play Magic the Gathering and when he got in and I started driving I was like "Shit, can you google something really important for me" and when he agreed to I asked if he could find out if the glee cast ever covered two princes by spin doctors
December 3, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Why even bother picking an RPG alignment when chaotic good is the factually the best one
December 1, 2025 at 1:51 AM
The live action Moana will unfortunately be two things at once: dumb and lucrative
November 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I think I was always going to be more excited for the Mario movie sequels than the original. I’m looking very forward to the lesser known characters making it into the public eye and seeing the response to them. General audiences may not know, but Rosalina is massively popular in Nintendo fandoms.
November 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Movie Rosalina looks incredible
November 12, 2025 at 4:22 PM
The best part of being asexual is when scammers try to entice you to WhatsApp with a picture of an attractive woman, completely oblivious that they’ve run headfirst into a concrete wall
November 5, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Jeb Bush’s campaign in 2016 failed because they didn’t hire the pointer sisters to re-record jump for my love but replace “jump” with “Jeb!”
November 3, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Everything that's happened since Justin Timberlake and Madonna said they had 4 Minutes to Save the World implies that they absolutely failed
October 27, 2025 at 7:08 PM