Bernard Leclair
@bernardleclair.bsky.social
"Yesterday's the past, tomorrow's the future, but today is a GIFT. That's why it's called the present."
The heartless Republicans approve of this.🤢
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www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
Trump administration will require SNAP participants to reapply for benefits
The move is part of USDA chief Brooke Rollins’ effort to overhaul the nation’s largest anti-hunger program and get rid of “fraud.”
www.politico.com
November 14, 2025 at 9:07 PM
The heartless Republicans approve of this.🤢
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
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If you're skydiving and your parachute doesn't deploy, don't worry...
You have the rest of your life to fix it.
You have the rest of your life to fix it.
November 14, 2025 at 9:31 AM
If you're skydiving and your parachute doesn't deploy, don't worry...
You have the rest of your life to fix it.
You have the rest of your life to fix it.
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My office computer just crashed, and now all the other computers have slowed down so they can see what's happening.
November 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
My office computer just crashed, and now all the other computers have slowed down so they can see what's happening.
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COP30 will end on November 21/25 attacks will not occur before then.
China, at #COP30, should discuss sending a few of their ships (now) to the South American Coast, the Fujian parked in Venezuelan waters might give the US reason for pause.
China, at #COP30, should discuss sending a few of their ships (now) to the South American Coast, the Fujian parked in Venezuelan waters might give the US reason for pause.
November 13, 2025 at 8:23 PM
COP30 will end on November 21/25 attacks will not occur before then.
China, at #COP30, should discuss sending a few of their ships (now) to the South American Coast, the Fujian parked in Venezuelan waters might give the US reason for pause.
China, at #COP30, should discuss sending a few of their ships (now) to the South American Coast, the Fujian parked in Venezuelan waters might give the US reason for pause.
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Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal?
His goal: transcend dental medication.
His goal: transcend dental medication.
November 13, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal?
His goal: transcend dental medication.
His goal: transcend dental medication.
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John Fetterman was taken to the hospital after suffering from a “ventricular fibrillation flare-up” and falling near his home
John Fetterman Hospitalized After Fall
www.huffpost.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
John Fetterman was taken to the hospital after suffering from a “ventricular fibrillation flare-up” and falling near his home
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It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
It's true.
I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
It's true.
I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
November 13, 2025 at 5:31 PM
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
It's true.
I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
It's true.
I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
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A naked man arrives at a costume party with a girl on his back.
'I'm a turtle,' he says.
'Oh... Who's on your back?'
'That's Michelle,' he replies.
'I'm a turtle,' he says.
'Oh... Who's on your back?'
'That's Michelle,' he replies.
November 13, 2025 at 4:31 PM
A naked man arrives at a costume party with a girl on his back.
'I'm a turtle,' he says.
'Oh... Who's on your back?'
'That's Michelle,' he replies.
'I'm a turtle,' he says.
'Oh... Who's on your back?'
'That's Michelle,' he replies.
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Chincy asshole
November 13, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Chincy asshole
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Always follow the money‼️
November 13, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Always follow the money‼️
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Don't run with bagpipes; you could put an aye out,
or worse,
get kilt.
or worse,
get kilt.
November 13, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Don't run with bagpipes; you could put an aye out,
or worse,
get kilt.
or worse,
get kilt.
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Meanwhile in Russia: state TV host Vladimir Solovyov was horrified by the falling Russian robot and other technological shortcomings, especially in comparison with robots produced by China and Elon Musk.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhv4...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhv4...
Vladimir Solovyov is furious about Russia's falling robot
YouTube video by Russian Media Monitor
www.youtube.com
November 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Meanwhile in Russia: state TV host Vladimir Solovyov was horrified by the falling Russian robot and other technological shortcomings, especially in comparison with robots produced by China and Elon Musk.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhv4...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhv4...
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What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Streaky bacon.
Streaky bacon.
November 12, 2025 at 8:31 PM
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Streaky bacon.
Streaky bacon.
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The U.S. lost an average of 11,000 jobs every week in October, per CNBC.
November 12, 2025 at 3:13 PM
The U.S. lost an average of 11,000 jobs every week in October, per CNBC.
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A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica, $2.75 in Aruba, and $3.00 in the Bahamas.
Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
November 12, 2025 at 1:31 PM
A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica, $2.75 in Aruba, and $3.00 in the Bahamas.
Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
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🙌🎈🎪
McGovern: Seriously, we were worried. We actually started handing out missing person posters. Nobody has seen you for eight weeks. But, hey, I'm glad that you are ok. I'm glad you survived your nice, two-month paid vacation
November 12, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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