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Just listening back through Blind Melon's sadly scant discography again like a totally normal person in 2025.
December 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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"there's a new serif in town"
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Traveling in silence
Winter jackets, masks, and bags
With heads bowed on the metro
A congregation praying to its phones

Stand clear of the doors
Train will be moving shortly
December 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Thinking about that year where it seemed like every restaurant suddenly had bone marrow on the menu. That was some decadent shit.
December 9, 2025 at 6:52 PM
you will be visited by 3 spirits
December 9, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Ken Burns' "Yo This Shit is Craaaaazy"
December 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I've got the Dead's "Blow Away" stuck in my headspace. That's a new one for me!
December 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
It'd be pretty funny if it turned out after all this that Quentin Tarantino and Paul Dano were just virally pumping up a movie they were making together called The Limpest Dick in the World.
December 8, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I'm impressed at the length and success of the career The Lumineers have carved out for themselves despite being completely unmemorable in any way.
December 8, 2025 at 1:27 PM
My 8-year-old's basketball team has called themselves the 6-7-ers, and I think that is freakin' brilliant and hilarious.
December 8, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Oh hey, it looks like the MLS championship game was yesterday! Messi's team in Miami won. Huzzah.

I feel like the fact that I had *no* idea that was happening, saw no advertising about the game, and have seen literally no one post about it would be, uh, not good signs if I were, say, an MLS exec.
December 7, 2025 at 4:13 PM
A large chunk of the Republican party is just people who think none of the horrifying shit they want to do to other people will ever happen to them and I doubt that's gonna change until those folks discover that "their" people are actually totally willing to do it to them too.
December 7, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Do you like cleaning off surfaces you literally just cleaned? Have I got a product for you: Kids! You'll never not need to wipe that down again.*

*Never Need Not Wipe Down guarantee expires after 18 years or serious life event best not contemplated, whichever comes first.
December 7, 2025 at 3:07 PM
The Endless Summer rules.
December 7, 2025 at 4:19 AM
The cast of Oh. What. Fun is extremely overqualified for the everything else of Oh. What. Fun.*

*I enjoyed it anyway.
December 7, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Terrance this is stupid stuff
You eat your victuals fast enough
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 7, 2025 at 12:53 AM
If the Supreme Court declares an end to birthright citizenship, literally the first thing the next Democratic President should do after being sworn in is to declare every one of them that signed on to that "non-citizens" and ship them to El Salvador.
December 6, 2025 at 11:21 PM
The Devil's Own Cocktail.
December 6, 2025 at 10:38 PM
The FIFA "peace prize" is obviously absurd and disgusting, but also objectively funny. Grift knows grift.
December 6, 2025 at 8:18 PM
One thing I noticed being back at work with people: I eat really fast. I'll routinely be done with my lunch while whomsoever I'm with has taken like 3 bites of theirs.
December 6, 2025 at 3:45 PM
The '80s were wild man.
December 6, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I wonder if while Kraan was playing this they were like, "Hell yeah, mimes" or were more like," What the fuck, mimes"?
youtu.be/t12HTux0bIQ?...
Kraan - Vollgas Ahoi (1977)
YouTube video by orangefunk
youtu.be
December 6, 2025 at 2:39 PM
All this talk about Paul Dano's acting in There Will Be Blood is glossing over the fact that There Will Be Blood is actually a pretty lousy movie.

(...admittedly partially because Paul Dano was 23 and was cast in a part that needed a weightier screen presence than he was capable of at the time.)
December 6, 2025 at 2:24 PM
After a few years of Stay-at-Home-Dadding, I have made it through my first week back at work. Been actually nice so far being back at work and in an office, although the whole wake up/get dressed/commute/repeat thing is, uh, not my favorite.

Regardless, I am employed. youtu.be/iIGKlicb8n0?...
Rush - Working Man
YouTube video by RushX11XhsuR
youtu.be
December 5, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I'm just happy Warner's not going to Paramount, although I wouldn't be surprised if Trump's antitrust folks try to stop this and steer it to Ellison despite that acquisition being an obviously bigger antitrust problem.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Netflix to buy Warner Bros film and streaming businesses for $72bn - BBC News
The major Hollywood deal means Netflix will takeover ownership of franchises including Harry Potter and Game of Thrones.
www.bbc.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM