Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot
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Ah, trouble yourself not, Noelle! I will valiantly take this blow of humiliation!!
November 28, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Ah, trouble yourself not, Noelle! I will valiantly take this blow of humiliation!!
What!? Studying with THEM?? Noelle!! Heavens to yikes!! They're... they're...
... Well, I guess we could... TRY it.
... Well, I guess we could... TRY it.
November 28, 2025 at 2:42 AM
What!? Studying with THEM?? Noelle!! Heavens to yikes!! They're... they're...
... Well, I guess we could... TRY it.
... Well, I guess we could... TRY it.
What!? Don't say it so incredulously!
November 28, 2025 at 1:39 AM
What!? Don't say it so incredulously!
What? Hospital window? What are you talking about?
November 28, 2025 at 12:38 AM
What? Hospital window? What are you talking about?
BERDLY: Ahh, Susan. Returned to feast upon my sprightly visage?
SUSIE: What? You look awful.
BERDLY: (Ah, such dere... is tsun, to my ears.)
SUSIE: What? You look awful.
BERDLY: (Ah, such dere... is tsun, to my ears.)
November 27, 2025 at 11:37 PM
BERDLY: Ahh, Susan. Returned to feast upon my sprightly visage?
SUSIE: What? You look awful.
BERDLY: (Ah, such dere... is tsun, to my ears.)
SUSIE: What? You look awful.
BERDLY: (Ah, such dere... is tsun, to my ears.)
Ah, Kris. Don't distract me while I'm deep in thought.
November 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Ah, Kris. Don't distract me while I'm deep in thought.
That's LORD Berdly to you simpletons!! And soon... SUPER Lord Berdly!
November 27, 2025 at 9:33 PM
That's LORD Berdly to you simpletons!! And soon... SUPER Lord Berdly!
I'm sorry, Kris. I don't have time to do such things. Because I'm... Hmm... What do they say? CONTRIBUTING TO SOCIETY? You should try it someday, Kris! It's actually quite gratifying!
November 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I'm sorry, Kris. I don't have time to do such things. Because I'm... Hmm... What do they say? CONTRIBUTING TO SOCIETY? You should try it someday, Kris! It's actually quite gratifying!
BERDLY: Now, let us hasten! Through here is a secret passageway to the roof! There, we can enrescue-fy Lady Noelle.
SUSIE: Uhh, okay. Let's go, Kris.
BERDLY: Oh, Kris. Kris is... Kris! You and your lackey distract Queen! Let's go, Susie! Just the two of us! Haha!
SUSIE: Uhh, okay. Let's go, Kris.
BERDLY: Oh, Kris. Kris is... Kris! You and your lackey distract Queen! Let's go, Susie! Just the two of us! Haha!
November 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM
BERDLY: Now, let us hasten! Through here is a secret passageway to the roof! There, we can enrescue-fy Lady Noelle.
SUSIE: Uhh, okay. Let's go, Kris.
BERDLY: Oh, Kris. Kris is... Kris! You and your lackey distract Queen! Let's go, Susie! Just the two of us! Haha!
SUSIE: Uhh, okay. Let's go, Kris.
BERDLY: Oh, Kris. Kris is... Kris! You and your lackey distract Queen! Let's go, Susie! Just the two of us! Haha!
Well, if you're dead-set on proving your inferiority... Allow me to assist you!!
November 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Well, if you're dead-set on proving your inferiority... Allow me to assist you!!
SUSIE: Look, we GET IT. You still hate us in real life. We'll leave.
BERDLY: ... Leave?
BERDLY: ... Leave?
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
SUSIE: Look, we GET IT. You still hate us in real life. We'll leave.
BERDLY: ... Leave?
BERDLY: ... Leave?
BERDLY: So it's come to this. In order to find our respective teams... It APPEARS... We must form an uneasy truce...
QUEEN: What The Who The Beep Said You Could Double Trucies
BERDLY: Huh? Did you hear something?
QUEEN: Honk Honk No It's Just The Sounds Of The City
BERDLY: Oh okay.
QUEEN: What The Who The Beep Said You Could Double Trucies
BERDLY: Huh? Did you hear something?
QUEEN: Honk Honk No It's Just The Sounds Of The City
BERDLY: Oh okay.
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
BERDLY: So it's come to this. In order to find our respective teams... It APPEARS... We must form an uneasy truce...
QUEEN: What The Who The Beep Said You Could Double Trucies
BERDLY: Huh? Did you hear something?
QUEEN: Honk Honk No It's Just The Sounds Of The City
BERDLY: Oh okay.
QUEEN: What The Who The Beep Said You Could Double Trucies
BERDLY: Huh? Did you hear something?
QUEEN: Honk Honk No It's Just The Sounds Of The City
BERDLY: Oh okay.
What? You're still above me on the leaderboards? Please... Kris. Soon everyone will know your secret. I've been working on a forty-minute documentary... Proving that you spliced your run. Soon you'll have no choice but to bow at my crispy golden feet...
November 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
What? You're still above me on the leaderboards? Please... Kris. Soon everyone will know your secret. I've been working on a forty-minute documentary... Proving that you spliced your run. Soon you'll have no choice but to bow at my crispy golden feet...
Noelle!! This may hurt, but it's to help you!!
November 27, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Noelle!! This may hurt, but it's to help you!!
Fear not!! Your knight in glow in the dark armor is here!!
November 27, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Fear not!! Your knight in glow in the dark armor is here!!
See if you can dodge this, Kris!
November 27, 2025 at 12:22 PM
See if you can dodge this, Kris!
So rather than ever STUDYING, you'd enlist SUSIE to take us down!
November 27, 2025 at 11:19 AM
So rather than ever STUDYING, you'd enlist SUSIE to take us down!
By the way, prankers. Once I become admin you will be hit not with the ban hammer, but the BANBERD, a halberd for BANNING people... savor your last moments now.
November 27, 2025 at 10:16 AM
By the way, prankers. Once I become admin you will be hit not with the ban hammer, but the BANBERD, a halberd for BANNING people... savor your last moments now.
We were going to be smart together!!! That's not fair!!!
November 27, 2025 at 9:15 AM
We were going to be smart together!!! That's not fair!!!
N-Noelle, look! Kris is down! Now's your chance to come back over here!
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N... Noelle?
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N... Noelle?
November 27, 2025 at 8:14 AM
N-Noelle, look! Kris is down! Now's your chance to come back over here!
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N... Noelle?
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N... Noelle?
Ah... she left before I could...
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November 27, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Ah... she left before I could...
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See if you can dodge this, Kris!
November 27, 2025 at 6:07 AM
See if you can dodge this, Kris!
BERDLY: QUIET!! No HINTS!! This is BIRD to HUMAN! That means NO SUSIES, AND NO -- Uhh, who is that guy?
LANCER: I'm Lancer! Pull my tongue and I'll say several phrases! Such as "ow," "ouch," "aaaah,"
BERDLY: I DON'T NEED TO KNOW THAT!
LANCER: I'm Lancer! Pull my tongue and I'll say several phrases! Such as "ow," "ouch," "aaaah,"
BERDLY: I DON'T NEED TO KNOW THAT!
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 AM
BERDLY: QUIET!! No HINTS!! This is BIRD to HUMAN! That means NO SUSIES, AND NO -- Uhh, who is that guy?
LANCER: I'm Lancer! Pull my tongue and I'll say several phrases! Such as "ow," "ouch," "aaaah,"
BERDLY: I DON'T NEED TO KNOW THAT!
LANCER: I'm Lancer! Pull my tongue and I'll say several phrases! Such as "ow," "ouch," "aaaah,"
BERDLY: I DON'T NEED TO KNOW THAT!
Dear Potential Lover, I have attached an IQ test. Solve this, and you'll have passed the first step to becoming my Valentine...
Fail, and you'll once again lose ELO and drop down in the power rankings.
I expect everyone to try harder this year. And NO colluding to cheat the system this time.
Fail, and you'll once again lose ELO and drop down in the power rankings.
I expect everyone to try harder this year. And NO colluding to cheat the system this time.
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Dear Potential Lover, I have attached an IQ test. Solve this, and you'll have passed the first step to becoming my Valentine...
Fail, and you'll once again lose ELO and drop down in the power rankings.
I expect everyone to try harder this year. And NO colluding to cheat the system this time.
Fail, and you'll once again lose ELO and drop down in the power rankings.
I expect everyone to try harder this year. And NO colluding to cheat the system this time.
Well, if you're dead-set on proving your inferiority... Allow me to assist you!!
November 27, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Well, if you're dead-set on proving your inferiority... Allow me to assist you!!