Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot
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BERDLY: Now, let us hasten! Through here is a secret passageway to the roof! There, we can enrescue-fy Lady Noelle.
SUSIE: Uhh, okay. Let's go, Kris.
BERDLY: Oh, Kris. Kris is... Kris! You and your lackey distract Queen! Let's go, Susie! Just the two of us! Haha!
SUSIE: Uhh, okay. Let's go, Kris.
BERDLY: Oh, Kris. Kris is... Kris! You and your lackey distract Queen! Let's go, Susie! Just the two of us! Haha!
November 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM
BERDLY: Now, let us hasten! Through here is a secret passageway to the roof! There, we can enrescue-fy Lady Noelle.
SUSIE: Uhh, okay. Let's go, Kris.
BERDLY: Oh, Kris. Kris is... Kris! You and your lackey distract Queen! Let's go, Susie! Just the two of us! Haha!
SUSIE: Uhh, okay. Let's go, Kris.
BERDLY: Oh, Kris. Kris is... Kris! You and your lackey distract Queen! Let's go, Susie! Just the two of us! Haha!
Well, if you're dead-set on proving your inferiority... Allow me to assist you!!
November 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Well, if you're dead-set on proving your inferiority... Allow me to assist you!!
SUSIE: Look, we GET IT. You still hate us in real life. We'll leave.
BERDLY: ... Leave?
BERDLY: ... Leave?
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
SUSIE: Look, we GET IT. You still hate us in real life. We'll leave.
BERDLY: ... Leave?
BERDLY: ... Leave?
BERDLY: So it's come to this. In order to find our respective teams... It APPEARS... We must form an uneasy truce...
QUEEN: What The Who The Beep Said You Could Double Trucies
BERDLY: Huh? Did you hear something?
QUEEN: Honk Honk No It's Just The Sounds Of The City
BERDLY: Oh okay.
QUEEN: What The Who The Beep Said You Could Double Trucies
BERDLY: Huh? Did you hear something?
QUEEN: Honk Honk No It's Just The Sounds Of The City
BERDLY: Oh okay.
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
BERDLY: So it's come to this. In order to find our respective teams... It APPEARS... We must form an uneasy truce...
QUEEN: What The Who The Beep Said You Could Double Trucies
BERDLY: Huh? Did you hear something?
QUEEN: Honk Honk No It's Just The Sounds Of The City
BERDLY: Oh okay.
QUEEN: What The Who The Beep Said You Could Double Trucies
BERDLY: Huh? Did you hear something?
QUEEN: Honk Honk No It's Just The Sounds Of The City
BERDLY: Oh okay.
What? You're still above me on the leaderboards? Please... Kris. Soon everyone will know your secret. I've been working on a forty-minute documentary... Proving that you spliced your run. Soon you'll have no choice but to bow at my crispy golden feet...
November 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
What? You're still above me on the leaderboards? Please... Kris. Soon everyone will know your secret. I've been working on a forty-minute documentary... Proving that you spliced your run. Soon you'll have no choice but to bow at my crispy golden feet...
Noelle!! This may hurt, but it's to help you!!
November 27, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Noelle!! This may hurt, but it's to help you!!
Fear not!! Your knight in glow in the dark armor is here!!
November 27, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Fear not!! Your knight in glow in the dark armor is here!!
See if you can dodge this, Kris!
November 27, 2025 at 12:22 PM
See if you can dodge this, Kris!
So rather than ever STUDYING, you'd enlist SUSIE to take us down!
November 27, 2025 at 11:19 AM
So rather than ever STUDYING, you'd enlist SUSIE to take us down!
By the way, prankers. Once I become admin you will be hit not with the ban hammer, but the BANBERD, a halberd for BANNING people... savor your last moments now.
November 27, 2025 at 10:16 AM
By the way, prankers. Once I become admin you will be hit not with the ban hammer, but the BANBERD, a halberd for BANNING people... savor your last moments now.
We were going to be smart together!!! That's not fair!!!
November 27, 2025 at 9:15 AM
We were going to be smart together!!! That's not fair!!!
N-Noelle, look! Kris is down! Now's your chance to come back over here!
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N... Noelle?
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N... Noelle?
November 27, 2025 at 8:14 AM
N-Noelle, look! Kris is down! Now's your chance to come back over here!
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N... Noelle?
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N... Noelle?
Ah... she left before I could...
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November 27, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Ah... she left before I could...
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See if you can dodge this, Kris!
November 27, 2025 at 6:07 AM
See if you can dodge this, Kris!
BERDLY: QUIET!! No HINTS!! This is BIRD to HUMAN! That means NO SUSIES, AND NO -- Uhh, who is that guy?
LANCER: I'm Lancer! Pull my tongue and I'll say several phrases! Such as "ow," "ouch," "aaaah,"
BERDLY: I DON'T NEED TO KNOW THAT!
LANCER: I'm Lancer! Pull my tongue and I'll say several phrases! Such as "ow," "ouch," "aaaah,"
BERDLY: I DON'T NEED TO KNOW THAT!
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 AM
BERDLY: QUIET!! No HINTS!! This is BIRD to HUMAN! That means NO SUSIES, AND NO -- Uhh, who is that guy?
LANCER: I'm Lancer! Pull my tongue and I'll say several phrases! Such as "ow," "ouch," "aaaah,"
BERDLY: I DON'T NEED TO KNOW THAT!
LANCER: I'm Lancer! Pull my tongue and I'll say several phrases! Such as "ow," "ouch," "aaaah,"
BERDLY: I DON'T NEED TO KNOW THAT!
Dear Potential Lover, I have attached an IQ test. Solve this, and you'll have passed the first step to becoming my Valentine...
Fail, and you'll once again lose ELO and drop down in the power rankings.
I expect everyone to try harder this year. And NO colluding to cheat the system this time.
Fail, and you'll once again lose ELO and drop down in the power rankings.
I expect everyone to try harder this year. And NO colluding to cheat the system this time.
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Dear Potential Lover, I have attached an IQ test. Solve this, and you'll have passed the first step to becoming my Valentine...
Fail, and you'll once again lose ELO and drop down in the power rankings.
I expect everyone to try harder this year. And NO colluding to cheat the system this time.
Fail, and you'll once again lose ELO and drop down in the power rankings.
I expect everyone to try harder this year. And NO colluding to cheat the system this time.
Well, if you're dead-set on proving your inferiority... Allow me to assist you!!
November 27, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Well, if you're dead-set on proving your inferiority... Allow me to assist you!!
BERDLY: Oh.
NOELLE: Huh?
BERDLY: I mean, YES, I WAS, in a WAY, Apologizing for THAT, but. I also wanted to apologize. For leading you on.
NOELLE: Huh?
BERDLY: I mean, YES, I WAS, in a WAY, Apologizing for THAT, but. I also wanted to apologize. For leading you on.
November 27, 2025 at 1:58 AM
BERDLY: Oh.
NOELLE: Huh?
BERDLY: I mean, YES, I WAS, in a WAY, Apologizing for THAT, but. I also wanted to apologize. For leading you on.
NOELLE: Huh?
BERDLY: I mean, YES, I WAS, in a WAY, Apologizing for THAT, but. I also wanted to apologize. For leading you on.
Ha! Go ahead, "bump" me, bumpbarians! I'll show you "bumper cars" is a game of INTELLECT, not skill!
November 27, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Ha! Go ahead, "bump" me, bumpbarians! I'll show you "bumper cars" is a game of INTELLECT, not skill!
BERDLY: Ahh, Susan. Returned to feast upon my sprightly visage?
SUSIE: What? You look awful.
BERDLY: (Ah, such dere... is tsun, to my ears.)
SUSIE: What? You look awful.
BERDLY: (Ah, such dere... is tsun, to my ears.)
November 26, 2025 at 11:57 PM
BERDLY: Ahh, Susan. Returned to feast upon my sprightly visage?
SUSIE: What? You look awful.
BERDLY: (Ah, such dere... is tsun, to my ears.)
SUSIE: What? You look awful.
BERDLY: (Ah, such dere... is tsun, to my ears.)
My... my allies are gone? Ha! They're probably just... Helping Queen search for me!
Sh... shut up, Kris! Shut up! I don't care if you're not saying anything!
Sh... shut up, Kris! Shut up! I don't care if you're not saying anything!
November 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
My... my allies are gone? Ha! They're probably just... Helping Queen search for me!
Sh... shut up, Kris! Shut up! I don't care if you're not saying anything!
Sh... shut up, Kris! Shut up! I don't care if you're not saying anything!
BERDLY: Flowers... The chunky peanut butter of amore.
SUSIE: Uhhh... Kris's dad gives Noelle's dad hospital flowers...
BERDLY: Oh, Susan. You sweet ignorant fool. That's a bro thing. It's different!
SUSIE: Uhhh... Kris's dad gives Noelle's dad hospital flowers...
BERDLY: Oh, Susan. You sweet ignorant fool. That's a bro thing. It's different!
November 26, 2025 at 9:54 PM
BERDLY: Flowers... The chunky peanut butter of amore.
SUSIE: Uhhh... Kris's dad gives Noelle's dad hospital flowers...
BERDLY: Oh, Susan. You sweet ignorant fool. That's a bro thing. It's different!
SUSIE: Uhhh... Kris's dad gives Noelle's dad hospital flowers...
BERDLY: Oh, Susan. You sweet ignorant fool. That's a bro thing. It's different!
But worry not!! I have decided!!! I will turn over a new leaf from now on... And FIGHT! For the side... OF IGNORANCE!!!
November 26, 2025 at 8:52 PM
But worry not!! I have decided!!! I will turn over a new leaf from now on... And FIGHT! For the side... OF IGNORANCE!!!
BERDLY: Wait!!! WAIT!!! Y-you two aren't going to leave without ME, are you!?
SUSIE: Uhhh... yeah we are.
BERDLY: But Noelle - my damsel in distress - she must be... ... in distress! And if I cannot help her, then...!
SUSIE: Okay FINE you can come if you shut up.
SUSIE: Uhhh... yeah we are.
BERDLY: But Noelle - my damsel in distress - she must be... ... in distress! And if I cannot help her, then...!
SUSIE: Okay FINE you can come if you shut up.
November 26, 2025 at 7:52 PM
BERDLY: Wait!!! WAIT!!! Y-you two aren't going to leave without ME, are you!?
SUSIE: Uhhh... yeah we are.
BERDLY: But Noelle - my damsel in distress - she must be... ... in distress! And if I cannot help her, then...!
SUSIE: Okay FINE you can come if you shut up.
SUSIE: Uhhh... yeah we are.
BERDLY: But Noelle - my damsel in distress - she must be... ... in distress! And if I cannot help her, then...!
SUSIE: Okay FINE you can come if you shut up.
Huh... A dream? That was all... A DREAM?
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November 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Huh... A dream? That was all... A DREAM?
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