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Benverly
@benverly.bsky.social
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Pile o cobwebs
I imagine the Vances will give birth to a weird space alien creature like in V
January 27, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Your Minnesota flag decal actually WILL get you into heaven
January 26, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Man I paint my Warhammer guys better than this
January 22, 2026 at 4:13 PM
In the grim darkness of the far future there are tiny figurines
January 21, 2026 at 1:41 PM
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Because dynamics of domestic violence, trafficking, + sexual assault are not adequately accounted for in the Louisiana legal system, victims are criminalized for defending themselves or for being coerced into participating in a crime under duress.

The Justice for Survivors Act provides a solution.
January 12, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Someone give Jesse Ventura a chain gun he can open carry and let him be a legal observer.
January 13, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Make sure to tell ICE that layering doesn't work, a wet banana around their forehead could help and gloves only make your hands cooler. Good luck out there boys!
January 10, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Victory to Minnesota!

The Land of 10,000 Lakes but no more patience!

Scourge of the 3rd Precinct and soon to be David to ICE's Goliath!

L'Etoile du Nord !!!
January 10, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Regarding the administration baiting the good folk to revolt, a prayer for the people of Minneapolis in their struggle with ICE, from Psalm 35:8:

May ruin overtake them by surprise— may the net they hid entangle them, may they fall into the pit, to their ruin.
January 8, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Sheesh. Loads of people are mad at leftists and people who didn't want to vote for Kamala. STILL!

If you're so obsessed with"pragmatism" then be pragmatic and find ways to find a strong and durable coalition!

There are lots of people out there who hated Kamala that hate the GOP even more than you
January 7, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Mammals are the key to taking down the Death Star
January 7, 2026 at 7:01 AM
Pointing finger and laughing: "Eewwww, Ross likes Sydney, Ross likes Sydney"
November 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
At least all those generals have to listen to these ramblings too
September 30, 2025 at 1:49 PM
RFK preparing a mix of folates to take away the pain and prevent childhood autism
September 22, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Just served a bunch of New Orleanians a tater tot hot dish and they treated it like the delicacy it is.
September 18, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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RFK Jr. spits out a mouthful of asbestos and takes a swig from his sewage bottle.

"I can already see children getting healthier," he gurgles, a bone from a roadkill bat lodged in his larynx. "The spike in measles deaths is a sign their mitochondrial vitality is spiking."

His left ear drops off.
September 5, 2025 at 6:49 PM
RFK Jr's hands are extremely hot and wet.
September 4, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Lol no shit you were wrong
August 14, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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"war fighting" is such a dumb fucking term.
May 15, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Dear Lord, please open the gates of hell for these Heretics, where they can exist forever and every, amen.
July 30, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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when i say i support the troops i mean all the dogs currently suffering through ptsd
July 5, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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blade but he hunts astronauts instead of vampires
June 30, 2025 at 12:07 AM
A young JD Vance, or whatever he was called then, surely listened to this song, pushed back his greasy hair, and through his teeth grunted:

Thish one'sh abou' MEE
Westfall
YouTube video by Okkervil River - Topic
youtu.be
June 19, 2025 at 4:40 AM
RFK Jr. fires vaccine committee as they failed to accept Grandfather Nurgle's blessing.
June 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I wanna hire the Rogansphere to hawk my Serotonin Chews
May 16, 2025 at 1:15 PM