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Piano, theology, theater. Previously @foyercoffee on Twitter.
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Maybe not what you had in mind, but this xkcd comic is about the only thing in this world that has never failed to make me laugh every time I look at it
A three-column chart titled “Online Reviews of Laser Products.” The columns are “Surgery,” “Removal,” and “Printer,” and the rows correspond to “Eye…,” “Jet…,” and “Hair…” as prefixes to the word “Laser,” shown on the left. Each cell contains star ratings and humorous user reviews. • Eye surgery: five stars — “I don’t need glasses anymore!” • Eye removal: one star — “AAAAAAA! Misread the description! AAAAAAAAA!!” • Eye printer: one star — “Eww.” • Jet surgery: two stars — “Too nervous to try it.” • Jet removal: three stars — “Effective, but the FAA got really mad.” • Jet printer: four stars — “Prints great!” • Hair surgery: two stars — “Confusing term for haircut. Burning smell.” • Hair removal: five stars — “Great results!” • Hair printer: one star — “Disgusting, won’t turn off, jams constantly.”
November 22, 2025 at 3:22 PM