Benji Staxx
@benjistaxx.bsky.social
26 he/him NO MINORS
kinkster and professional shitposter
kinkster and professional shitposter
hey guys i left work without exploding into blood and then forming that blood into crystals that fire at everyone in a 50 foot radius at 300 miles per hour with incredible homing ability and utterly devastating piercing force
November 24, 2025 at 10:41 AM
hey guys i left work without exploding into blood and then forming that blood into crystals that fire at everyone in a 50 foot radius at 300 miles per hour with incredible homing ability and utterly devastating piercing force
[GAS ALT]
The consequences of too many burritos...
The consequences of too many burritos...
November 22, 2025 at 3:24 PM
[GAS ALT]
The consequences of too many burritos...
The consequences of too many burritos...
funny sketch from @balloonan1mal.bsky.social !
This is what happens when you let your local dogboy abuse delivery apps. This mf can put away like 30 burritos
This is what happens when you let your local dogboy abuse delivery apps. This mf can put away like 30 burritos
November 22, 2025 at 3:24 PM
funny sketch from @balloonan1mal.bsky.social !
This is what happens when you let your local dogboy abuse delivery apps. This mf can put away like 30 burritos
This is what happens when you let your local dogboy abuse delivery apps. This mf can put away like 30 burritos
are you fucking kidding me doordash
this is the last fucking straw
now i cant watch jamie lannister fuck his sister while eating my bacon king and fries
they are coming for our guns next
this is the last fucking straw
now i cant watch jamie lannister fuck his sister while eating my bacon king and fries
they are coming for our guns next
November 18, 2025 at 7:17 PM
are you fucking kidding me doordash
this is the last fucking straw
now i cant watch jamie lannister fuck his sister while eating my bacon king and fries
they are coming for our guns next
this is the last fucking straw
now i cant watch jamie lannister fuck his sister while eating my bacon king and fries
they are coming for our guns next
pictured: the one fucking character i teeter between "precious. baby. stupid idiot baby" and "i need him so bad i will claw at the walls until i'm bleeding"
November 16, 2025 at 2:47 AM
pictured: the one fucking character i teeter between "precious. baby. stupid idiot baby" and "i need him so bad i will claw at the walls until i'm bleeding"
hey guys its me charlie- did that guy just inflate into a giant blueberry or something I just saw that
November 11, 2025 at 8:14 PM
hey guys its me charlie- did that guy just inflate into a giant blueberry or something I just saw that
OH THANK CHRIST YOU ACTUALLY SELL THE SHIRTS IN BIG BOY SIZES
IN PRETTY COLORS
I CAN FINALLY BREAK FREE FROM THE TERROR OF SHADES LIKE "Blue" AND "Blue but worse" AND "kinda grey"
IN PRETTY COLORS
I CAN FINALLY BREAK FREE FROM THE TERROR OF SHADES LIKE "Blue" AND "Blue but worse" AND "kinda grey"
November 2, 2025 at 6:06 AM
OH THANK CHRIST YOU ACTUALLY SELL THE SHIRTS IN BIG BOY SIZES
IN PRETTY COLORS
I CAN FINALLY BREAK FREE FROM THE TERROR OF SHADES LIKE "Blue" AND "Blue but worse" AND "kinda grey"
IN PRETTY COLORS
I CAN FINALLY BREAK FREE FROM THE TERROR OF SHADES LIKE "Blue" AND "Blue but worse" AND "kinda grey"
ah fuck it i'll show face for once.
why not?
i'm literally hot.
#gainer #chub #chub4chub #grommr
#ssbhm
why not?
i'm literally hot.
#gainer #chub #chub4chub #grommr
#ssbhm
November 2, 2025 at 4:46 AM
ah fuck it i'll show face for once.
why not?
i'm literally hot.
#gainer #chub #chub4chub #grommr
#ssbhm
why not?
i'm literally hot.
#gainer #chub #chub4chub #grommr
#ssbhm
I Will Be Paying Any Artist 36 Gajillion Mega Fuck Dollars To Draw My Fursona Saying "Sucking Dick And Cock" Like Tati Westbrook In Her Infamous Now Deleted "Bye Sister" Video Where She Complains About James Charles Acting Like He's James Charles And Shane Dawson Is Also Involved For Some Reason
October 25, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I Will Be Paying Any Artist 36 Gajillion Mega Fuck Dollars To Draw My Fursona Saying "Sucking Dick And Cock" Like Tati Westbrook In Her Infamous Now Deleted "Bye Sister" Video Where She Complains About James Charles Acting Like He's James Charles And Shane Dawson Is Also Involved For Some Reason
you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
October 19, 2025 at 2:55 AM
you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
yea sure fuc it. be as unhinged as you want💜
October 8, 2025 at 7:18 PM
yea sure fuc it. be as unhinged as you want💜
I love getting creampied on my birthday
September 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I love getting creampied on my birthday
jarvis buy this man a beer
September 13, 2025 at 7:08 AM
jarvis buy this man a beer
Hey! I have an extra playtest key for Raccoin, a really cute fun indie roguelike coin pusher game!
Lemme know if anyone wants it :3
Lemme know if anyone wants it :3
August 18, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Hey! I have an extra playtest key for Raccoin, a really cute fun indie roguelike coin pusher game!
Lemme know if anyone wants it :3
Lemme know if anyone wants it :3
thank you for your decidedly candid input
August 17, 2025 at 6:43 PM
thank you for your decidedly candid input
me and ALL my lovely alt sonas rn
August 17, 2025 at 3:43 PM
me and ALL my lovely alt sonas rn
grommr? I hardly know her
August 9, 2025 at 11:12 PM
grommr? I hardly know her
"Yo. I'm Benjamin but my homies call me Benji."
Meet my new primary sona!
Art by @arizonaspicedjason.bsky.social
Meet my new primary sona!
Art by @arizonaspicedjason.bsky.social
August 2, 2025 at 8:06 PM
"Yo. I'm Benjamin but my homies call me Benji."
Meet my new primary sona!
Art by @arizonaspicedjason.bsky.social
Meet my new primary sona!
Art by @arizonaspicedjason.bsky.social
this is my son he sucks
August 2, 2025 at 12:11 AM
this is my son he sucks