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benjistaxx.bsky.social
Benji Staxx
@benjistaxx.bsky.social
26 he/him NO MINORS

kinkster and professional shitposter
i know it's ai slop and I shouldn't be saying it but I'll be good and goddamned if my vocal tic recently hasn't been just randomly belting out "CHARLIE KIRK IS STUCK IN UNDERTAAAAAAALE"
November 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
im gay

send me five hundred dollars :3
November 25, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I need paws and claws all over my swelling belly tonight

chugging from a hose while I'm praised and spoiled and loved on...
November 25, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Someone else wanted to be an uber blimp 😏❤️❤️
Gift for @grimfierr.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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You can never win with these Masters... One minute they're trying to encourage walkies, the next its "this is what you get for not giving in to immobility" as if I don't know they can toggle that too. They just wanna watch me huff and wobble...

YCH from @lukoi.bsky.social

#RangeArt #FatFur #Furry
November 24, 2025 at 7:58 PM
highkey showed my ass at work last night but also like. i am not gonna sit still while favoritism and corruption run rampant for the sake of management.

fuck ya life, bing bong
November 24, 2025 at 8:03 PM
hey guys i left work without exploding into blood and then forming that blood into crystals that fire at everyone in a 50 foot radius at 300 miles per hour with incredible homing ability and utterly devastating piercing force
November 24, 2025 at 10:41 AM
ohhhhhh my god now its fucking 20 minutes since my relief was supposed to get here and I wasn't supposed to be working an overnight anyway

this is bullshit and illegal. i'm fucking leaving

get fucked big corporation suck my actual dog nuts
November 24, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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New WIP posted to my Patreon, a brand new full body piece I've got in development! Come join to get an early look:

www.patreon.com/posts/cmere-...
November 24, 2025 at 5:23 AM
*me thrashing around in handcuffs*

YOU FASCIST PIGS PUTTING ME IN PRISON ISNT GONNA STOP ME FROM WHACKIN' IT TO MADE UP RAINBOW DASH X PINKIE PIE TOXIC INFLATION YURI AND ALL YOU COCKSUCKERS CAN ROT IN HELL
November 24, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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How to greet Joey
November 24, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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⚠️MILD TRANSFORMATION (TF)⚠️
Dr. Zephyr makes some wicked experiments with his patients, when I visited him I never tought I'd ended up replacing his hole 🤢🤢🍑💨

I guess this is just my new life from now on...

Com for @noahryusei.bsky.social 😋
August 1, 2025 at 4:36 AM
having to pull a suprise overnighter at work because of bullshit

hmu i'm doing jack shit up here except smoking weed in the bathroom
November 24, 2025 at 2:46 AM
oh my god wait why do I suddenly need to be a doughy 8000 pound blobby neet pikachu with a massive wobbly ass and an OBSCENE fupa
November 23, 2025 at 9:31 PM
"I wanted to thank you all for coming out to my party tonight, I especially wanted to give a special thanks to our inflatable gogo dancers who showed up tonight"

*cut to muffled moaning while massive orbs of flesh protrude from cages suspended above the ground*

"... SHIT, THE PRESSURE REGULATORS"
November 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
i have no reason to include those in my life who would ostracize me or otherwise make me feel unwelcome. you either pass the vibe check or your ass is grass, sorry bub
November 22, 2025 at 8:35 PM
you're pretty cute but like what if you were 600 pounds and on a leash :3
November 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
funny sketch from @balloonan1mal.bsky.social !

This is what happens when you let your local dogboy abuse delivery apps. This mf can put away like 30 burritos
November 22, 2025 at 3:24 PM
just smoked weed out of a fanta can
November 22, 2025 at 7:39 AM
kinda in a weird place atm
November 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Butter dog. Dog with da butter in him
November 20, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Fangs side hustle as a food delivery guy lets him meet some nice bog xl fridge sized people~
Some are quite the charmers like Ollie here (big pork) ❤️✨✨

I did e comic commish for @uberotter.bsky.social
August 12, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I dont write anymore but its nice knowing i kinda contributed to the furry smut zeitgeist a little

some burnt out 20something years from now will stumble upon my writings and be like "huh. weird. well this won't fix my parents' crumbling marriage but I can whack off to this."

makes a man cry
November 20, 2025 at 9:29 AM
psionically commanding my followers to bump this and check this guy's stuff out

and also to bring me a mcdonalds sprite and send me fifty dollars
testing some scribbly $12 comms and would like to try a couple, anyone wanna give one a try?
November 20, 2025 at 9:14 AM
i dont go to hazbin hotel but i want to do things to that pink twink
November 20, 2025 at 3:49 AM