Blimey, it’s almost like you can’t trust anyone known to you only through social media. How disappointing.

I follow my local team too - Bath - though Finn signing for them helped. I haven’t actually been along to see him yet, mind. I must do that.

Suck the joy out of it, why don’t you? Curmudgeon!

Now now, Rusty. No need for any of that Carry on.

Afternoon, you soppy Angle.