Oops. I did something dumb. Again. I posted something faintly progressive in the other place. Luckily no-one reads my tweets or I might get piled on.
October 30, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Oops. I did something dumb. Again. I posted something faintly progressive in the other place. Luckily no-one reads my tweets or I might get piled on.
First post in a while, for which obviously I’m truly sorry, but I got distracted monetising terrible bigotry on the other place, for which I apologise even more. I even replied with some tepid, faintly progressive nonsense, for which I’m not sorry.
October 6, 2025 at 9:18 AM
First post in a while, for which obviously I’m truly sorry, but I got distracted monetising terrible bigotry on the other place, for which I apologise even more. I even replied with some tepid, faintly progressive nonsense, for which I’m not sorry.
@rustyrascal.bsky.social - can’t reply to your mention for some reason but I just wanted to say that you have no other bore than full bore. I’ll bring the sick bags.
April 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
@rustyrascal.bsky.social - can’t reply to your mention for some reason but I just wanted to say that you have no other bore than full bore. I’ll bring the sick bags.
The very happy and lovely @leslie444.bsky.social has just started following me! What have I done to deserve such riches? All your lists are so brilliantly positive, I really hope that reflects your life.
January 15, 2025 at 8:12 AM
The very happy and lovely @leslie444.bsky.social has just started following me! What have I done to deserve such riches? All your lists are so brilliantly positive, I really hope that reflects your life.
I can tell almost nothing from your account about you, @irene07.bsky.social, except that you’re smart and lovely enough to follow me, and that’s good enough for me. Have a follow back. Post something amazing to celebrate!
January 15, 2025 at 8:10 AM
I can tell almost nothing from your account about you, @irene07.bsky.social, except that you’re smart and lovely enough to follow me, and that’s good enough for me. Have a follow back. Post something amazing to celebrate!
I can’t tell much about you, @mila0219.bsky.social from your account, except that there are boats in the background of your profile pic, and, let’s face it, that might not even be you. There might not even be a “you”. But if there is, and you post something as brilliant as you look, I’ll follow back
January 15, 2025 at 8:08 AM
I can’t tell much about you, @mila0219.bsky.social from your account, except that there are boats in the background of your profile pic, and, let’s face it, that might not even be you. There might not even be a “you”. But if there is, and you post something as brilliant as you look, I’ll follow back
@buldog1.bsky.social is clearly the account for West Coast bikers, and is definitely my top biking follower. I am only 50% of those things though, or maybe 25%. I hope that’s not a disappointment.
January 15, 2025 at 8:05 AM
@buldog1.bsky.social is clearly the account for West Coast bikers, and is definitely my top biking follower. I am only 50% of those things though, or maybe 25%. I hope that’s not a disappointment.
Scottish rugby, you say, @jethart.bsky.social? One of my favourite things too, as it happens. The Midlands is a better place with you in it.
January 15, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Scottish rugby, you say, @jethart.bsky.social? One of my favourite things too, as it happens. The Midlands is a better place with you in it.
Wow, @sophia--1985.bsky.social, you are my first unknown female follower in a while whose profile pic doesn’t have you in a bikini. You say you want my LinkedIn profile instead? And I thought you were here for my inspiring content, which is definitely on the way, by the way.
January 15, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Wow, @sophia--1985.bsky.social, you are my first unknown female follower in a while whose profile pic doesn’t have you in a bikini. You say you want my LinkedIn profile instead? And I thought you were here for my inspiring content, which is definitely on the way, by the way.
You seem nice, @nancycharlotte01.bsky.social, though I’m not after adult content, so I might not follow your content as closely as I should. Let me know if you start doing jokes or political stuff though - I’ll be all over it.
January 15, 2025 at 7:58 AM
You seem nice, @nancycharlotte01.bsky.social, though I’m not after adult content, so I might not follow your content as closely as I should. Let me know if you start doing jokes or political stuff though - I’ll be all over it.
Well thanks for the follow @kaykaybabyy.bsky.social, and I certainly hope you’re having all the fun you’re after. I’m not a particularly serious guy though, so I might not be for you.
January 15, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Well thanks for the follow @kaykaybabyy.bsky.social, and I certainly hope you’re having all the fun you’re after. I’m not a particularly serious guy though, so I might not be for you.
Another follower, @ajoke0703453.bsky.social, and with such a jovial handle? You need to post something to make me follow you. Something with text, mind, no photos or selfies.
January 15, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Another follower, @ajoke0703453.bsky.social, and with such a jovial handle? You need to post something to make me follow you. Something with text, mind, no photos or selfies.
I can’t believe i almost let a follow from the lovely @pablohes1955.bsky.social pass by without notice. But luckily, here I am, not doing that. Thanks Paul!
January 15, 2025 at 7:52 AM
I can’t believe i almost let a follow from the lovely @pablohes1955.bsky.social pass by without notice. But luckily, here I am, not doing that. Thanks Paul!
The marvellous @janerostg.bsky.social seems to be a new follower not interested in selling whatever some of my other new followers with revealing profile pics and few posts are selling. Hurrah! Something to celebrate, I think.
January 13, 2025 at 6:36 PM
The marvellous @janerostg.bsky.social seems to be a new follower not interested in selling whatever some of my other new followers with revealing profile pics and few posts are selling. Hurrah! Something to celebrate, I think.
In literally the best news I’ve had for weeks, I am now being followed by the smart and amusing @alanmathieson.bsky.social. Things are truly on the up.
January 13, 2025 at 6:24 PM
In literally the best news I’ve had for weeks, I am now being followed by the smart and amusing @alanmathieson.bsky.social. Things are truly on the up.
I have been incredibly remiss in failing to interact with this app for days, possibly weeks. I can’t even use Christmas as an excuse any more. What must you think of me?
January 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I have been incredibly remiss in failing to interact with this app for days, possibly weeks. I can’t even use Christmas as an excuse any more. What must you think of me?
I can’t follow you and increase your UK followers, @onemoregoodman.bsky.social, despite being a Scot living in England, but only because I already follow you. Can I get a biscuit anyway?
December 21, 2024 at 9:22 AM
I can’t follow you and increase your UK followers, @onemoregoodman.bsky.social, despite being a Scot living in England, but only because I already follow you. Can I get a biscuit anyway?
Morning. Just been watching this lot (family of swans, downstream in the distance) chase off an interloper. They’re murderous snd territorial swine if they get the chance.
December 19, 2024 at 9:21 AM
Morning. Just been watching this lot (family of swans, downstream in the distance) chase off an interloper. They’re murderous snd territorial swine if they get the chance.
There’s a yogic theme to my new followers this morning, as @julia0085.bsky.social joins us, and I don’t know why. I mean, I have done yoga, and I do think it deeply worthwhile, but my timeline isn’t exactly stuffed with it. Still, Julia is fantastic and clever, and that’s all there is to it.
December 19, 2024 at 9:15 AM
There’s a yogic theme to my new followers this morning, as @julia0085.bsky.social joins us, and I don’t know why. I mean, I have done yoga, and I do think it deeply worthwhile, but my timeline isn’t exactly stuffed with it. Still, Julia is fantastic and clever, and that’s all there is to it.
Yoga devotee @angela4556.bsky.social doesn’t seem to have much time for the president elect, which is very surprising on this platform. On this basis alone she’s worth her weight in follows. How much does a follow weigh? Now this either got deep or I’ve just made a category error. Help me out.
December 19, 2024 at 9:10 AM
Yoga devotee @angela4556.bsky.social doesn’t seem to have much time for the president elect, which is very surprising on this platform. On this basis alone she’s worth her weight in follows. How much does a follow weigh? Now this either got deep or I’ve just made a category error. Help me out.
I can’t tell very much about my latest follower, @shirley1546.bsky.social from her posts, except that she has a cat, is American and lives in a house, probably with a garden. Still, that’s more than enough evidence of excellence to pronounce her my follower of the day. Brilliant work!
December 19, 2024 at 9:00 AM
I can’t tell very much about my latest follower, @shirley1546.bsky.social from her posts, except that she has a cat, is American and lives in a house, probably with a garden. Still, that’s more than enough evidence of excellence to pronounce her my follower of the day. Brilliant work!
I love the idea of a hobby hoarder, as the sweet-toothed @lisalzy.bsky.social is. I do wonder whether that means she hoards hobbies or is a dilettante hoarder, but either way, it’s a noble aspiration, and she’s won me over, big time.
December 15, 2024 at 10:25 PM
I love the idea of a hobby hoarder, as the sweet-toothed @lisalzy.bsky.social is. I do wonder whether that means she hoards hobbies or is a dilettante hoarder, but either way, it’s a noble aspiration, and she’s won me over, big time.
My feeling of safety online took another giant leap, as the mighty white-hatted @innovirtuoso.bsky.social has joined the merry throng of my followers. Smart work all round!
December 15, 2024 at 10:21 PM
My feeling of safety online took another giant leap, as the mighty white-hatted @innovirtuoso.bsky.social has joined the merry throng of my followers. Smart work all round!
I feel so much more secure now that I’m being followed by the unhackable and untraceable @decryptlol.bsky.social. I just hope my hilarious jokes crack him up. Yes. That is typical. Sorry.
December 12, 2024 at 8:55 PM
I feel so much more secure now that I’m being followed by the unhackable and untraceable @decryptlol.bsky.social. I just hope my hilarious jokes crack him up. Yes. That is typical. Sorry.
I really want to follow the, no doubt, brilliantly insightful @omarsambou.bsky.social back, but he hadn’t posted anything yet, so it seems like a bit of a gamble. Mind you, the danger does make it quite exciting. I’ll have to think about this for a bit.
December 12, 2024 at 6:52 PM
I really want to follow the, no doubt, brilliantly insightful @omarsambou.bsky.social back, but he hadn’t posted anything yet, so it seems like a bit of a gamble. Mind you, the danger does make it quite exciting. I’ll have to think about this for a bit.