Lee Benfield
@benf.org
Retro fan, some time hobby reverse engineer, author of CFR java decompiler and random other pointless rubbish.
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https://www.benf.org
He.
https://www.benf.org
Now you've pointee out that Space Harrier (a game which was only very recently released I'm sure) is 40 I think I'm going to have to go have a lie down and a mug of horlicks.
November 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Now you've pointee out that Space Harrier (a game which was only very recently released I'm sure) is 40 I think I'm going to have to go have a lie down and a mug of horlicks.
"It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again"
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
"It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again"
Please tell me that's a ladybird illustration....
November 25, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Please tell me that's a ladybird illustration....
Wait a sec..... did Dennis Hopper recycle his outfit for Speed?
November 25, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Wait a sec..... did Dennis Hopper recycle his outfit for Speed?
The roman gold in civ 1 was stored at offset 0x023a in the save game file.
November 25, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The roman gold in civ 1 was stored at offset 0x023a in the save game file.
The 5th Element is one of those rare, *perfect* films.
And as I type this, sitting on a train, I realise I'm wearing my Korben Dallas Taxi Service tshirt! Woop!
And as I type this, sitting on a train, I realise I'm wearing my Korben Dallas Taxi Service tshirt! Woop!
November 24, 2025 at 6:28 AM
The 5th Element is one of those rare, *perfect* films.
And as I type this, sitting on a train, I realise I'm wearing my Korben Dallas Taxi Service tshirt! Woop!
And as I type this, sitting on a train, I realise I'm wearing my Korben Dallas Taxi Service tshirt! Woop!
I was free diving at the time I read this and I'd like to make a complaint to the editor.
November 24, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I was free diving at the time I read this and I'd like to make a complaint to the editor.
Don't worry, you're not the only one - I only buy physical games (made an exception for silksong and I hope they do a physical!) and own waaaaaay too many dvds (a good streamig box set gets bought to go into storage for when I inevitably want to rewatch in ten years time....)
November 22, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Don't worry, you're not the only one - I only buy physical games (made an exception for silksong and I hope they do a physical!) and own waaaaaay too many dvds (a good streamig box set gets bought to go into storage for when I inevitably want to rewatch in ten years time....)
(Fwiw, obvs the answer is "hold mass")
November 19, 2025 at 10:44 PM
(Fwiw, obvs the answer is "hold mass")
I see what you did there....
November 17, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I see what you did there....
They know which one is Link, right?
November 17, 2025 at 9:31 PM
They know which one is Link, right?
Hi ho, hi ho, it is to a glorious death we go......
November 17, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Hi ho, hi ho, it is to a glorious death we go......
There are some dreadful scams going around.
For example, there's one where someone will offer to sell you tickets to a Coldplay concert. Horrifically, if you buy them, you end up going to a Coldplay concert.
For example, there's one where someone will offer to sell you tickets to a Coldplay concert. Horrifically, if you buy them, you end up going to a Coldplay concert.
November 17, 2025 at 5:29 PM
There are some dreadful scams going around.
For example, there's one where someone will offer to sell you tickets to a Coldplay concert. Horrifically, if you buy them, you end up going to a Coldplay concert.
For example, there's one where someone will offer to sell you tickets to a Coldplay concert. Horrifically, if you buy them, you end up going to a Coldplay concert.
Perhaps not quite the cutting insult OP thinks it is, as a dev I resurrect systems/processes all the time.
(Though rarely interfrastically.)
(Though rarely interfrastically.)
November 17, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Perhaps not quite the cutting insult OP thinks it is, as a dev I resurrect systems/processes all the time.
(Though rarely interfrastically.)
(Though rarely interfrastically.)
Honestly, if "my mum is letting me out to get milk but normally I need supervision" is the look he's going for, he nailed it.
November 12, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Honestly, if "my mum is letting me out to get milk but normally I need supervision" is the look he's going for, he nailed it.
Lovely, but I misread and now I want to go to the lasagne steak house.
October 30, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Lovely, but I misread and now I want to go to the lasagne steak house.
Where do babies come from?
October 30, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Where do babies come from?
Should go with "I've got you babe" on the alarm clock.
October 30, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Should go with "I've got you babe" on the alarm clock.