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Lee Benfield
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Retro fan, some time hobby reverse engineer, author of CFR java decompiler and random other pointless rubbish. He. https://www.benf.org
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It's very trendy for the woke left to mock the police these days, but this is the kind of thing that you and I might miss.
:( Hope there's an offline physical, I see my collections becoming "wait for GOTY edition"
Another default pairing set of headphones falls to drive by Barbie Girl!

Noone in the office is safe.
Yes, that's right......
Timeline weirdness
Never needed an impact driver. Needed one ONCE last week (concrete screws) and now I am fighting the urge to buy one (I know I'll never need one again)
I dont understand what's hard about reading my water meter, mr Water Company. You put it in a perfectly sensible place.
Love it when headlines collide.
58. Fifty Eight. FIFTY. EIGHT.

That's how many goes the Last Judge took.

It's ok if you think you suck, I suck harder.

#silksong

(Otoh my pogo game is better now!)
I have never owned an impact driver. Needed one last week and now the gaping hole in my toolkit stares back at me worse than Nietzsche's void.
And so the regular battle of the "She wants more pictures up" vs "No there are enough flipping pictures up and a bit of wall never hurt anyone" recommences.....
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My old roommate once showed me a German copy of Frankenstein she got and it still makes me laugh.
Oh no, this is how I find out Patricia Routledge died :((((
You can't fool me, that's a baguette.
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You’ve been struck by
You’ve been hit by
A smooth criminal
I mean, what's it *supposed* to be :)
Wtf is that thing that looks like an upside down CFD floppy but is square?
Nah, used to be 80mb an episode for the watchable but not great in 2000.
Not sure if he said this, or not. Satire is dead.
I've just been through a normal boring corporate anti harrasment training, and it occurs: THEY COULD DO A HARRASMENT TRAINING MADE OF JOHNNY BRAVO CLIPS.

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How weird that this should have disappeared from the Telegraph archive...
Oh, great. MUDs.... why don't you just inject neat heroin directly into my eyeballs, it's less addictive.....
Friend just got a bit confused and talked about LinkedIn Park, and now THIS HAS TO BE A THING.