Lulu's site isnt the best but they're much better for me as an author in terms of revenue and the 30% comes from their side, not mine. So if you fancy some not in the shops fun stuff for presents or fulfilling your own carnal needs, why not give writers like me a go this Christmas? Thank you.

OHHHHHHHH YOOOKKKOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

What if it was instead the sound of Ian and the Zodiacs?

Hope you enjoyed this bracketed bimbling. If you missed it or want to queue up again, you can do it via the Noisebox Radio Mixcloud or my personal Patreon. There's a repeat Friday 11am too.

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And we close with Apollo 440's unique knees up take on "(Don't Fear) The Reaper", the king of bracket racket.

Named after an extinct bird, Mo-Ho-Bish-O-Pi were probably too exciting for the charts in 2001. But I love them, especially tracks like "Names (For Nameless Things)".

Gorky's Zygotic Mynci request "Let's Get Together (In Our Minds)" but trust me, its a wasteland in there Euros, lad.

GO BACK TO YOUR SEAT PLEASE. THIS IS NOT A PLACE FOR FUN AND AMUSEMENT.

I will never tire of telling people I saw The B-52's live although "There's A Moon In The Sky (Called The Moon)" was one of the few tracks from their triffic debut they didn't play then.

Now a song by Sponge called "Molly (Sixteen Candles)" or "Molly (Sixteen Candles Down the Drain)" if you need more assistance on the European single release.

A cover which got The Wedding Present on TOTP - "Make Me Smile (Come Up And See Me)" is perhaps the most mistitled record ever. But can you taste the venom?

The last single released in his lifetime, Elliott Smith's "Pretty (Ugly Before)" is as stunning as its title suggests. Unlike me who is clearly trapped in the before section.

The Soft Boys released "(I Want to Be An) Anglepoise Lamp" in 1978, thus setting the path for a lifetime of fantastically odd Robyn Hitchcock songs. But is it a sex thing?!

My Bloody Valentine loved a bracket - there's three on "Isn't Anything" alone- but I've chosen to play "(When You Wake) You're Still in a Dream" because my life is a constant nightmare.

They Might Be Giants? On Noisebox Radio?! Shocking affair! Best call for "(She Was A) Hotel Detective" and hope she has one of those blue light things for the muck.

The Ponys are ironically not pony, as tracks like "I Love You 'Cause (You Look Like Me)" clearly prove to your ears.

For the single release of "Sheffield Song", The Supernaturals bunged "(I Love Her More Than I Love You)" in brackets for the slower pop purchasers. Didn't work sadly. Go buy their new stuff here though: thesupernaturalsofficial.bandcamp.com

Couldn't afford REM so instead here's a Discount. Luckily "It's the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine)". Wait, no I don't...