Ben Schultz
ben.theskinnyonbenny.com
Ben Schultz
@ben.theskinnyonbenny.com
Old white male hetero cisgender pickup-truck-driving baseball-cap-wearing liberal. Sailing, LSU, Saints, travel, rock-and-roll, math, and science rule.

Online & links to other socials at https://theskinnyonbenny.com
Hell yeah, Bluesky. Dry January is over. Who wants to come over and get drunk?
February 1, 2026 at 6:16 AM
Americans will use any unit of measurement other than the metric system, part 107.
January 31, 2026 at 3:29 PM
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For The Ringer, I wrote about how amazing it was that the brilliant Catherine O'Hara finally became a superstar in her 60s, and how sad it is that she was taken from us just when we had all finally begun to appreciate her:
Catherine O’Hara Could Do Anything
And she pretty much did everything. The only tragedy is that it feels like she was just beginning to get the recognition her decades-long career always deserved.
www.theringer.com
January 31, 2026 at 1:33 AM
It’s weird to be bummed just because a celebrity dies. I didn’t know them. Their work is still out there for me to consume. Nevertheless, I am bummed.
January 30, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Short listen, but really good.

pca.st/episode/3660...

More of us should be shaming government officials who lie in response to FOIA requests.

@agoldman.bsky.social
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pca.st
January 29, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Haven’t the good people of Greenland put up with enough already?
January 27, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Twice I’ve been a Nutcracker boy dad. It’s so much fun to see, and the boys have a great time. Highly recommend.
January 27, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Bring it on, Jack Frost. The tropicals will be dead tomorrow or they won’t, but I did what I could.
January 25, 2026 at 7:32 PM
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unbelievably, incredibly pleased to share with you that one of my oldest friends managed, with a straight face, to convince her partner that Jon Hamm was married to an Italian woman called Ana Mortadella
January 23, 2026 at 8:52 PM
May all the ICE agents in Minnesota freeze their dicks off this weekend.
January 23, 2026 at 10:18 PM
The Hives still bring it.
January 22, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Senile old shit can’t even remember what ally he wants to invade.

www.nytimes.com/2026/01/21/u...
Trump Confuses Iceland and Greenland in Davos Remarks
www.nytimes.com
January 22, 2026 at 1:10 PM
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You just got trucked by a guy that has his animal crackers fight before he eats them.
January 20, 2026 at 3:43 AM
I think Pop Mendoza is about to consume Mom like a stadium corn dog.
January 20, 2026 at 3:40 AM
That sack is on me. I was dicking around on my phone instead of giving Indiana my full rooting energy.
January 20, 2026 at 2:41 AM
It’s halftime and almost half of my feed is the will they/won’t they couple. They’re definitely on whatever replaced Ellen one day this week.
January 20, 2026 at 2:22 AM
My younger son keeps his toothbrush and toothpaste in the shower and brushes his teeth in there. I can’t decide if he’s a genius or a dumbass.
January 18, 2026 at 9:33 PM
After one Episode of Fallout Season 2, it’s clear that I don’t remember what the hell happened in Fallout Season 1, and I think I’d rather bow out than rewatch.
January 18, 2026 at 3:35 PM
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January 14, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Geax Tigers 🐅

Fired up for September. Let’s get that O-line now.
January 12, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Y’all would have me committed if you saw some of the jokes that I type here and then decide not to post.
January 11, 2026 at 5:21 PM
All the Heisman voters who had Pavia #1 sitting there hoping their ballot never goes public.
January 10, 2026 at 3:54 AM
My 36th birthday.

Damn I’m old.
Malachi Toney was born on September 17, 2007.

2007 !!
January 9, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Game night set up
January 8, 2026 at 11:48 PM