On the Ning Nang Nong
Where the Cows go Bong!
and the monkeys all say BOO!
There's a Nong Nang Ning
Where the trees go Ping!
And the tea pots jibber jabber joo.
On the Nong Ning Nang
All the mice go Clang
And you just can't catch 'em when they do!

I have to write a cheque every year to pay the rent on our allotment. Our town council still doesn't accept electronic payments.

And this is Batman's Aff His Nut by Robert Florence, which, in my opinion, is easily the greatest Scottish poem ever written about Batman...

To us Salmond was far worse. But I know so many middle class people (admittedly my parents and most of their friends) who don't mind Salmond but utterly hate Sturgeon with a passion.

From outside the left wing bubble they may have a point. Although I would argue she No. 2 and is miles behind Nigel Farage.

Of the mass produced lagers Menabrea is my first choice.

Never grow up. Never surrender.

It's the same down here. I tried to plant some seedlings last night and almost broke my wrist using the trowel.

Look like the stragglers. Got to admire their fortitude to still be there after an all nighter.

I genuinely didn't think that was The Onion. On one hand the idea is preposterous but on the other it's Texas.

An inevitable consequence of the massively increased demand for healthcare services. It's just that nobody will admit it.

I hope it's better than the Winnie the Pooh horror movie which was utterly devoid of any positive traits.

It's a contender but personally I would give Fyne Ales Jarl my vote.

I've shorted your next 20 posts so as a filthy woke 🐧 I care not.

Working up to cans of Tennents Super?