🐝 Paul 🐝
@beebig.bsky.social
Lifelong Brentford FC fan. Owned by cats. Partial to Guinness and Bourbon. Does a bit of DJ’ing, kickboxing, bad guitar player. Does not run a podcast. Some other stuff. Be excellent to to each other!
Last few hours in the sun before we fly back to the cold
November 29, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Last few hours in the sun before we fly back to the cold
Mrs Dogzy: you’re drunk
Me: I’m not
Mrs Dogzy: But you’ve been drinking
Me: Say ‘kebab’ …nothing
Me: say ‘pizza’…nothing
Me:‘say ‘triple fired egg butty.
Now you’re talking!
Me: I’m not
Mrs Dogzy: But you’ve been drinking
Me: Say ‘kebab’ …nothing
Me: say ‘pizza’…nothing
Me:‘say ‘triple fired egg butty.
Now you’re talking!
November 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Mrs Dogzy: you’re drunk
Me: I’m not
Mrs Dogzy: But you’ve been drinking
Me: Say ‘kebab’ …nothing
Me: say ‘pizza’…nothing
Me:‘say ‘triple fired egg butty.
Now you’re talking!
Me: I’m not
Mrs Dogzy: But you’ve been drinking
Me: Say ‘kebab’ …nothing
Me: say ‘pizza’…nothing
Me:‘say ‘triple fired egg butty.
Now you’re talking!
I see the Red Bull and FIA syndicate in F1 is alive and well
November 23, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I see the Red Bull and FIA syndicate in F1 is alive and well
A very entitled young lady is kicking off at the airport gate, because she’s been asked to remove her bag off the seat next to her so that somebody can sit down. One of the ground staff has very politely told her that seats are for people and not luggage. She’s fuming!
November 22, 2025 at 1:08 PM
A very entitled young lady is kicking off at the airport gate, because she’s been asked to remove her bag off the seat next to her so that somebody can sit down. One of the ground staff has very politely told her that seats are for people and not luggage. She’s fuming!
It’s all quiet cosy tonight!
November 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
It’s all quiet cosy tonight!
HOLY SHIT….this game is insane
November 18, 2025 at 9:46 PM
HOLY SHIT….this game is insane
Let’s hope the ref doesn’t play 5 mins of injury time
November 18, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Let’s hope the ref doesn’t play 5 mins of injury time
Get in Scotland…what a game!
November 18, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Get in Scotland…what a game!
This referee needs sacking. Poor decisions for the penalty and the red card
November 18, 2025 at 9:11 PM
This referee needs sacking. Poor decisions for the penalty and the red card
That was never a penalty
November 18, 2025 at 9:05 PM
That was never a penalty
Somebody let me know when Kelly Brooke is showing under the waterfall 🍓🍓
November 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Somebody let me know when Kelly Brooke is showing under the waterfall 🍓🍓
I’ve found the secret to buying more plants without Mrs Dogzy complaining. I get all the waifs and strays off the bargain table and nurse them back to health. This calethea was only £2 and it’s beautiful
November 16, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I’ve found the secret to buying more plants without Mrs Dogzy complaining. I get all the waifs and strays off the bargain table and nurse them back to health. This calethea was only £2 and it’s beautiful
Shhhh…..Landman Season 2 is happening!
November 16, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Shhhh…..Landman Season 2 is happening!
Reposted by 🐝 Paul 🐝
Ladies and Gentlemen.. this is …
November 15, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen.. this is …
Mrs Dogzy says my plant collection is getting obsessive…but I kinda like them
November 15, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Mrs Dogzy says my plant collection is getting obsessive…but I kinda like them
I had to dismantle my beer chiller because this furry bastard crawled into it to avoid the clutches of the cat.
Then it chewed its way out of the box I put it in. Was finally able to nab it in the human trap and release it back into the garden
Then it chewed its way out of the box I put it in. Was finally able to nab it in the human trap and release it back into the garden
November 15, 2025 at 11:28 AM
I had to dismantle my beer chiller because this furry bastard crawled into it to avoid the clutches of the cat.
Then it chewed its way out of the box I put it in. Was finally able to nab it in the human trap and release it back into the garden
Then it chewed its way out of the box I put it in. Was finally able to nab it in the human trap and release it back into the garden
Personally, I think Slot is lucky to be in a job. I’m sure most LFC fans would disagree with me
November 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Personally, I think Slot is lucky to be in a job. I’m sure most LFC fans would disagree with me
Brentford won today and I’m all full of Chinese food. Good times 👍
November 9, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Brentford won today and I’m all full of Chinese food. Good times 👍
Trying to watch Have I Got News For You and Mrs Dogzy won’t stop talking over it. I wouldn’t mind if she was finnier than Paul Merton.
November 7, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Trying to watch Have I Got News For You and Mrs Dogzy won’t stop talking over it. I wouldn’t mind if she was finnier than Paul Merton.
There’s some tit stood on a bridge over the M25, just before the A3, waiving a St George and wearing a balaclava.
November 2, 2025 at 11:47 AM
There’s some tit stood on a bridge over the M25, just before the A3, waiving a St George and wearing a balaclava.
Can we all laugh at Liverpool now?!? 🤣
October 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Can we all laugh at Liverpool now?!? 🤣
The only thing cheering me up is that Fulham are losing
October 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
The only thing cheering me up is that Fulham are losing
Fed up tonight. Really needed a couple of pints, but everyone has cried off or seemingly not bothered, so it’s zapped my enthusiasm.
Currently watch the catch chase a fly around the landing. 🙁
Currently watch the catch chase a fly around the landing. 🙁
October 18, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Fed up tonight. Really needed a couple of pints, but everyone has cried off or seemingly not bothered, so it’s zapped my enthusiasm.
Currently watch the catch chase a fly around the landing. 🙁
Currently watch the catch chase a fly around the landing. 🙁
The USA seem to have turned #TheRyderCup into #HappyGilmore
September 28, 2025 at 11:54 AM
The USA seem to have turned #TheRyderCup into #HappyGilmore