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Florida swamp woman -> Alabama mountain woman
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Florida swamp woman -> Alabama mountain woman
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please give us more personal data please please please please c’mon you’re being so mean dude. we only got breached like three times. we’re NOT going to sell it man please please please plus its for like safety? so you’re the one who looks stupid right now come on pleaaaaaase just one data point bro
February 9, 2026 at 6:44 PM
please give us more personal data please please please please c’mon you’re being so mean dude. we only got breached like three times. we’re NOT going to sell it man please please please plus its for like safety? so you’re the one who looks stupid right now come on pleaaaaaase just one data point bro
Also this was probably the most appropriate dancing I’ve ever seen at a Super Bowl halftime show?
Imagine being the most powerful man in the world and being this much of a whiney victim BITCH.
Good god what a child
Good god what a child
February 9, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Also this was probably the most appropriate dancing I’ve ever seen at a Super Bowl halftime show?
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Ok, you can stop texting me, I saw the Ring ad. Troubling things about it 🧵:
-The long awaited (much warned about) intro of “AI” recognition. It starts w/ searching for a “brown dog” but means the tech is there for lisence plate reading, face recognition, searching for suspects by description, etc
-The long awaited (much warned about) intro of “AI” recognition. It starts w/ searching for a “brown dog” but means the tech is there for lisence plate reading, face recognition, searching for suspects by description, etc
February 9, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Ok, you can stop texting me, I saw the Ring ad. Troubling things about it 🧵:
-The long awaited (much warned about) intro of “AI” recognition. It starts w/ searching for a “brown dog” but means the tech is there for lisence plate reading, face recognition, searching for suspects by description, etc
-The long awaited (much warned about) intro of “AI” recognition. It starts w/ searching for a “brown dog” but means the tech is there for lisence plate reading, face recognition, searching for suspects by description, etc
I’ll say this for living in central time, I was able to make it to a 6am workout the Monday after superbowl. That’s pretty nice.
February 9, 2026 at 1:06 PM
I’ll say this for living in central time, I was able to make it to a 6am workout the Monday after superbowl. That’s pretty nice.
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As someone who was radicalized by Green Day this was just. Incredible.
February 8, 2026 at 11:10 PM
As someone who was radicalized by Green Day this was just. Incredible.
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worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
February 4, 2026 at 4:44 PM
worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
I recently discovered pears and wow I’ve been missing out
February 3, 2026 at 3:38 PM
I recently discovered pears and wow I’ve been missing out
Oh Tim McGraw is def drunk lmfao
February 2, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Oh Tim McGraw is def drunk lmfao
GLOVES OFF GOALIE FIGHT I REPEAT GLOVES OFF GOALIE FIGHT
February 2, 2026 at 1:34 AM
GLOVES OFF GOALIE FIGHT I REPEAT GLOVES OFF GOALIE FIGHT
Does McGraw sound really bad or is there a sound issue
February 2, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Does McGraw sound really bad or is there a sound issue
Just turned on How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days and told BoyB this movie raised me
February 1, 2026 at 6:22 AM
Just turned on How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days and told BoyB this movie raised me
First night out since turning 30 and someone called me maam. I’m totally fine. It’s fine.
February 1, 2026 at 6:11 AM
First night out since turning 30 and someone called me maam. I’m totally fine. It’s fine.
Convinced BoyB to go dancing bc our friend was DJ-ing Friday night - oops no it was Saturday. Went to a vintage market today - oops no it’s two weeks. I’ve really got to start looking at the dates on these instagram posts.
January 31, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Convinced BoyB to go dancing bc our friend was DJ-ing Friday night - oops no it was Saturday. Went to a vintage market today - oops no it’s two weeks. I’ve really got to start looking at the dates on these instagram posts.
Of course someone would hit my car with three payments left
January 30, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Of course someone would hit my car with three payments left
Not to brag but my new passport photo is fabulous
January 29, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Not to brag but my new passport photo is fabulous
It’s kind of funny that we have mandatory training wheels in the form of escrow when buying a house
January 27, 2026 at 3:19 PM
It’s kind of funny that we have mandatory training wheels in the form of escrow when buying a house
If the US gov wants more women to get married they should make it easier to change our names
January 26, 2026 at 7:32 PM
If the US gov wants more women to get married they should make it easier to change our names
Went to Publix to redeem my free birthday cake and came out with a $30 orchid oops
January 25, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Went to Publix to redeem my free birthday cake and came out with a $30 orchid oops
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FINAL: #GoBolts 2, Chicago 1 (SO)
James wins it in the shootout
Vasilevskiy 17 saves
Kucherov Goal
Lightning point streak hits 15 games
Tampa Bay now 32-13-4
James wins it in the shootout
Vasilevskiy 17 saves
Kucherov Goal
Lightning point streak hits 15 games
Tampa Bay now 32-13-4
January 24, 2026 at 2:45 AM
FINAL: #GoBolts 2, Chicago 1 (SO)
James wins it in the shootout
Vasilevskiy 17 saves
Kucherov Goal
Lightning point streak hits 15 games
Tampa Bay now 32-13-4
James wins it in the shootout
Vasilevskiy 17 saves
Kucherov Goal
Lightning point streak hits 15 games
Tampa Bay now 32-13-4
Died and went to heaven tonight
January 24, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Died and went to heaven tonight
Couldn’t fall asleep until after 3am despite performing an impeccable bedtime routine. Woke up with a kink in my neck. And Hashb just threw up in his bed. He never gets sick so of course I’m a bit worried. Currently thankful his bed is a crib mattress with a cover meant to protect it from baby puke.
January 21, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Couldn’t fall asleep until after 3am despite performing an impeccable bedtime routine. Woke up with a kink in my neck. And Hashb just threw up in his bed. He never gets sick so of course I’m a bit worried. Currently thankful his bed is a crib mattress with a cover meant to protect it from baby puke.
Before the recent Ring shit show I told BoyB that I want our next house to have an old fashioned security camera that simply records to a hard drive. Idc if it’s more up front cost. Why are we paying these companies to farm our data?
January 21, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Before the recent Ring shit show I told BoyB that I want our next house to have an old fashioned security camera that simply records to a hard drive. Idc if it’s more up front cost. Why are we paying these companies to farm our data?
Well they’re in fundamentally different roles, for starters
January 21, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Well they’re in fundamentally different roles, for starters
Recently rewatched this and forgot how anxiety inducing it is - even when you know what’s coming you’re on the edge of your seat just a fantastic movie
trying to watch MISERY and it legitimately stresses me out
January 19, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Recently rewatched this and forgot how anxiety inducing it is - even when you know what’s coming you’re on the edge of your seat just a fantastic movie