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•Ry | they/them•
•queer, parent, commie, music, herpetology, cats, DIY everything, native plants, glass house, white ferrari, live for new year's eve•
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•queer, parent, commie, music, herpetology, cats, DIY everything, native plants, glass house, white ferrari, live for new year's eve•
www.last.fm/user/dream_a_fever
friday 5x5: inshallah they find him edition
January 9, 2026 at 6:27 PM
friday 5x5: inshallah they find him edition
one time I farted and it was especially rancid & my ex said "what is that smell???" & I said "I farted." he started laughing & said "I don't believe that because if that smell came out of your body you would need to go to the hospital! the cats probably just shit."
I think about it often
I think about it often
January 7, 2026 at 2:36 PM
one time I farted and it was especially rancid & my ex said "what is that smell???" & I said "I farted." he started laughing & said "I don't believe that because if that smell came out of your body you would need to go to the hospital! the cats probably just shit."
I think about it often
I think about it often
the best part about having hair with texture is that after I shower I spend appx 3 hours looking like a British boy with a bad comb-over until it fully dries.
but, if I don't do my hair exactly right, I stay in the British boy with a comb-over state until I can reset it.
but, if I don't do my hair exactly right, I stay in the British boy with a comb-over state until I can reset it.
January 3, 2026 at 5:12 PM
the best part about having hair with texture is that after I shower I spend appx 3 hours looking like a British boy with a bad comb-over until it fully dries.
but, if I don't do my hair exactly right, I stay in the British boy with a comb-over state until I can reset it.
but, if I don't do my hair exactly right, I stay in the British boy with a comb-over state until I can reset it.
friday 5x5: venous leak edition
January 3, 2026 at 2:32 AM
friday 5x5: venous leak edition
like 9yrs ago I accidentally sent bretman rock a tasteful lewd pic on snapchat (instead of the person I was trying to send it to) & I think it will haunt me until the day that I die
January 3, 2026 at 2:23 AM
like 9yrs ago I accidentally sent bretman rock a tasteful lewd pic on snapchat (instead of the person I was trying to send it to) & I think it will haunt me until the day that I die
the duality of man
January 2, 2026 at 4:16 PM
the duality of man
how I feel texting my friends from middle & high school asking them if they knew our 8th grade math teacher is currently dating one of our classmates
December 29, 2025 at 11:17 PM
how I feel texting my friends from middle & high school asking them if they knew our 8th grade math teacher is currently dating one of our classmates
I was just snooping on social media because I love to do it and as one usually does while snooping: I came upon the horrifying discovery that one of my classmates is now dating our middle school math teacher that I think about often bc he was weird and would message me on AIM and I---
December 28, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I was just snooping on social media because I love to do it and as one usually does while snooping: I came upon the horrifying discovery that one of my classmates is now dating our middle school math teacher that I think about often bc he was weird and would message me on AIM and I---
weekly 5x5: I got our dog a cute flannel bandana edition
December 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
weekly 5x5: I got our dog a cute flannel bandana edition
chat, I accidentally let my modern baseball/slaughter beach, dog playlist play all night bc I was so sleepy.
the best part is somehow the volume was on a little so Jake Ewald & co were whispering in my partner and my ears all night.
I probably had some weird ass dreams I'll remember later.
the best part is somehow the volume was on a little so Jake Ewald & co were whispering in my partner and my ears all night.
I probably had some weird ass dreams I'll remember later.
December 25, 2025 at 3:08 PM
chat, I accidentally let my modern baseball/slaughter beach, dog playlist play all night bc I was so sleepy.
the best part is somehow the volume was on a little so Jake Ewald & co were whispering in my partner and my ears all night.
I probably had some weird ass dreams I'll remember later.
the best part is somehow the volume was on a little so Jake Ewald & co were whispering in my partner and my ears all night.
I probably had some weird ass dreams I'll remember later.
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hate that I need to do this, but calling in my community to help me out!
Square freezing my account and holding my funds was the straw that broke the camels back, tbh. Here’s An incredibly long block of text, but all provides transparency and context behind this
hate that I need to do this, but calling in my community to help me out!
Square freezing my account and holding my funds was the straw that broke the camels back, tbh. Here’s An incredibly long block of text, but all provides transparency and context behind this
December 20, 2025 at 7:47 PM
HI INTERNET
hate that I need to do this, but calling in my community to help me out!
Square freezing my account and holding my funds was the straw that broke the camels back, tbh. Here’s An incredibly long block of text, but all provides transparency and context behind this
hate that I need to do this, but calling in my community to help me out!
Square freezing my account and holding my funds was the straw that broke the camels back, tbh. Here’s An incredibly long block of text, but all provides transparency and context behind this
friday 5x5: emotional baby boy, emotional man edition
December 20, 2025 at 4:52 AM
friday 5x5: emotional baby boy, emotional man edition
I've never had a TikTok ad as persistent as the ones I'm getting for these waterproof mattress protectors. I keep saying I'm not interested and yet...another one. and another. and another. they always have a half naked person getting water sprayed or dumped on them. they won't go away.
December 19, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I've never had a TikTok ad as persistent as the ones I'm getting for these waterproof mattress protectors. I keep saying I'm not interested and yet...another one. and another. and another. they always have a half naked person getting water sprayed or dumped on them. they won't go away.
weekly 5x5: 20/25 are Tigers Jaw edition
December 14, 2025 at 9:45 PM
weekly 5x5: 20/25 are Tigers Jaw edition
back on my "scaring away the hoes" bullshit (listening to my chronological order Tigers Jaw playlist all day through the Bluetooth speakers at work because I'm alone all day & no one can stop me)
December 7, 2025 at 5:54 PM
back on my "scaring away the hoes" bullshit (listening to my chronological order Tigers Jaw playlist all day through the Bluetooth speakers at work because I'm alone all day & no one can stop me)
back on my JAW bullshit (listening to JAWbreaker, tigers JAW, and John-Allison Weiss (J.A.W.))
December 7, 2025 at 5:52 PM
back on my JAW bullshit (listening to JAWbreaker, tigers JAW, and John-Allison Weiss (J.A.W.))
"friday" 5x5: winter is coming edition
December 7, 2025 at 1:01 AM
"friday" 5x5: winter is coming edition
releasing the hounds (taking my binder off after exceeding the maximum daily wearing recommendation)
December 7, 2025 at 12:51 AM
releasing the hounds (taking my binder off after exceeding the maximum daily wearing recommendation)
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HBO Max putting out a remastered version of this post where you can see the friends
December 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
HBO Max putting out a remastered version of this post where you can see the friends
friday 5x5: lord keep my life in tune editon
November 29, 2025 at 4:17 AM
friday 5x5: lord keep my life in tune editon
somebody's gotta take the mic away from Max Bemis and slip him his SSRIs in a slice of american cheese like a dog
November 21, 2025 at 5:56 PM
somebody's gotta take the mic away from Max Bemis and slip him his SSRIs in a slice of american cheese like a dog
they will never make me like you, AI
November 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
they will never make me like you, AI
i know my loyal skeeters have missed my last fm 5x5s. fret not, babies, i'm still on my modern baseball and lucy dacus bs
November 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
i know my loyal skeeters have missed my last fm 5x5s. fret not, babies, i'm still on my modern baseball and lucy dacus bs
when modern baseball said "sharp as a tack, but in the sense that you're not smart, just a prick in my finger or my toe", I felt that
November 15, 2025 at 6:43 PM
when modern baseball said "sharp as a tack, but in the sense that you're not smart, just a prick in my finger or my toe", I felt that
starting and ending my pisskink playlist with Friends of P. by The Rentals
November 7, 2025 at 3:29 PM
starting and ending my pisskink playlist with Friends of P. by The Rentals