BeccaM
@becca.net
I do not consent. (she/her)
Dreamer of Weird Dreams, Writer, Technowitch Crone Elder, Chronically Underestimated Chaos Maven, Frequently Decribed as 'Problematic'
Still dealing with the aftermath of a tragic personal loss
Dreamer of Weird Dreams, Writer, Technowitch Crone Elder, Chronically Underestimated Chaos Maven, Frequently Decribed as 'Problematic'
Still dealing with the aftermath of a tragic personal loss
They do that a LOT. Especially when they know it's me on the intercom.
December 11, 2025 at 12:57 AM
They do that a LOT. Especially when they know it's me on the intercom.
*intercom whistle*
"Yes, Starfleet HR? We have a problematic replicator."
(pause)
"No really! It's a replicator, but it's become sentient."
(pause)
"Please stop laughing, this is serious. Now it's handing out psychoactive drugs like candy."
(pause)
"Hello? Anyone there? Frackin' hell..."
"Yes, Starfleet HR? We have a problematic replicator."
(pause)
"No really! It's a replicator, but it's become sentient."
(pause)
"Please stop laughing, this is serious. Now it's handing out psychoactive drugs like candy."
(pause)
"Hello? Anyone there? Frackin' hell..."
December 11, 2025 at 12:31 AM
*intercom whistle*
"Yes, Starfleet HR? We have a problematic replicator."
(pause)
"No really! It's a replicator, but it's become sentient."
(pause)
"Please stop laughing, this is serious. Now it's handing out psychoactive drugs like candy."
(pause)
"Hello? Anyone there? Frackin' hell..."
"Yes, Starfleet HR? We have a problematic replicator."
(pause)
"No really! It's a replicator, but it's become sentient."
(pause)
"Please stop laughing, this is serious. Now it's handing out psychoactive drugs like candy."
(pause)
"Hello? Anyone there? Frackin' hell..."
Me too.
My friends that is. I'm fairly sure our social circles don't overlap save for online...
Given the shit I've gone through this year, I'm profoundly grateful for each and every one though. 🫶
My friends that is. I'm fairly sure our social circles don't overlap save for online...
Given the shit I've gone through this year, I'm profoundly grateful for each and every one though. 🫶
December 10, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Me too.
My friends that is. I'm fairly sure our social circles don't overlap save for online...
Given the shit I've gone through this year, I'm profoundly grateful for each and every one though. 🫶
My friends that is. I'm fairly sure our social circles don't overlap save for online...
Given the shit I've gone through this year, I'm profoundly grateful for each and every one though. 🫶
That was me yesterday. Constantly hungry. Today? Could take food or leave it. Kinda weird, but I just go with the flow.
December 10, 2025 at 7:26 AM
That was me yesterday. Constantly hungry. Today? Could take food or leave it. Kinda weird, but I just go with the flow.
My dental crowns groan at the mere thought of eating caramels.
December 10, 2025 at 4:19 AM
My dental crowns groan at the mere thought of eating caramels.
Alternate translation: "Sam, tell us without using the exact words that you had a traumatic childhood defined primarily by neglect, ignorance, and abandonment issues. Because literally every human who existed before a few years ago was raised without your quasi-AI LLM thingy."
December 10, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Alternate translation: "Sam, tell us without using the exact words that you had a traumatic childhood defined primarily by neglect, ignorance, and abandonment issues. Because literally every human who existed before a few years ago was raised without your quasi-AI LLM thingy."
Amazing. And beautiful, too.
December 10, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Amazing. And beautiful, too.
The whole thing makes me want to hurl 24/7. Sheer fucking evil these bastards are.
December 10, 2025 at 4:11 AM
The whole thing makes me want to hurl 24/7. Sheer fucking evil these bastards are.
Potato, po-tah-toe.
The galley was out of corn on the cob, so I improvised.
The galley was out of corn on the cob, so I improvised.
December 10, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Potato, po-tah-toe.
The galley was out of corn on the cob, so I improvised.
The galley was out of corn on the cob, so I improvised.
Both those problems can be addressed by precision transporter operations, whether you go with the corncob solution or not. (Surprisingly, it works for both!)
See me after your shift so we can discuss both details and...appropriate compensation.
See me after your shift so we can discuss both details and...appropriate compensation.
December 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Both those problems can be addressed by precision transporter operations, whether you go with the corncob solution or not. (Surprisingly, it works for both!)
See me after your shift so we can discuss both details and...appropriate compensation.
See me after your shift so we can discuss both details and...appropriate compensation.
I'm just...flabbergasted.
And reminded that JFK reportedly refused to wear a gifted cowboy hat because he thought it'd demean the office of President.
This is not how grown adults behave. This is the mind of a demented, feral child.
And reminded that JFK reportedly refused to wear a gifted cowboy hat because he thought it'd demean the office of President.
This is not how grown adults behave. This is the mind of a demented, feral child.
December 9, 2025 at 8:20 AM
I'm just...flabbergasted.
And reminded that JFK reportedly refused to wear a gifted cowboy hat because he thought it'd demean the office of President.
This is not how grown adults behave. This is the mind of a demented, feral child.
And reminded that JFK reportedly refused to wear a gifted cowboy hat because he thought it'd demean the office of President.
This is not how grown adults behave. This is the mind of a demented, feral child.
Yep. Many times. Many, many times.
December 9, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Yep. Many times. Many, many times.
I do that quite often. Last night was an egg white omelet w/veggies and cheese.
I'm adulting. No rules on what I can eat when.
I'm adulting. No rules on what I can eat when.
December 9, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I do that quite often. Last night was an egg white omelet w/veggies and cheese.
I'm adulting. No rules on what I can eat when.
I'm adulting. No rules on what I can eat when.
Believe me, I sympathize. 🫶
December 9, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Believe me, I sympathize. 🫶
They are marvelous, aren't they? Sometimes I keep going beyond what I planned and/or should in a workout just to keep that buzz going.
December 8, 2025 at 9:25 AM
They are marvelous, aren't they? Sometimes I keep going beyond what I planned and/or should in a workout just to keep that buzz going.
#WritingPrompts Word for Dec 7 is "empty".
Source: "Indistinguishable"
(Volume 1 of a 5 volume completed speculative fiction series, currently in 'seeking representation phase; pro editing & alpha/beta reviews done, entire series is draft complete)
Source: "Indistinguishable"
(Volume 1 of a 5 volume completed speculative fiction series, currently in 'seeking representation phase; pro editing & alpha/beta reviews done, entire series is draft complete)
December 8, 2025 at 3:19 AM
#WritingPrompts Word for Dec 7 is "empty".
Source: "Indistinguishable"
(Volume 1 of a 5 volume completed speculative fiction series, currently in 'seeking representation phase; pro editing & alpha/beta reviews done, entire series is draft complete)
Source: "Indistinguishable"
(Volume 1 of a 5 volume completed speculative fiction series, currently in 'seeking representation phase; pro editing & alpha/beta reviews done, entire series is draft complete)
Ice + immobilization (if possible) is the usual treatment for a jammed or smashed finger, but keep an eye on it, 'kay?
(Advice from a serially clumsy gal. 😉)
(Advice from a serially clumsy gal. 😉)
December 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Ice + immobilization (if possible) is the usual treatment for a jammed or smashed finger, but keep an eye on it, 'kay?
(Advice from a serially clumsy gal. 😉)
(Advice from a serially clumsy gal. 😉)
The simplest answer is to ask them to name a single pro or amateur sports athlete who happens also to be trans.
I'm pretty sure the answer is statistically zero.
I'm pretty sure the answer is statistically zero.
December 7, 2025 at 6:07 AM
The simplest answer is to ask them to name a single pro or amateur sports athlete who happens also to be trans.
I'm pretty sure the answer is statistically zero.
I'm pretty sure the answer is statistically zero.
Oh, no question whatsoever.
Love his poetry, too.
Love his poetry, too.
December 5, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Oh, no question whatsoever.
Love his poetry, too.
Love his poetry, too.
🤔 Hmm... I'd have to move to Chicago for the duration though.
You're still chuckling over that snickerdoodle recipe, aren't you? *snerk*
You're still chuckling over that snickerdoodle recipe, aren't you? *snerk*
December 4, 2025 at 8:26 AM
🤔 Hmm... I'd have to move to Chicago for the duration though.
You're still chuckling over that snickerdoodle recipe, aren't you? *snerk*
You're still chuckling over that snickerdoodle recipe, aren't you? *snerk*
I've been expecting roughly this, which is why I made an extra effort this past summer to catch up on every vaccination I'm supposed to have at my age.
December 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I've been expecting roughly this, which is why I made an extra effort this past summer to catch up on every vaccination I'm supposed to have at my age.
You can do it, hon. I believe in you. 🫂
December 3, 2025 at 10:41 AM
You can do it, hon. I believe in you. 🫂
Well, yes, we all have our crosses to bear.
December 3, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Well, yes, we all have our crosses to bear.