Beatrix Plotter
@beatrixplotter.bsky.social
Professional scribbler, hobbyist disaster (she/her)
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I get this like once a week so I'm making a public service announcement. My name is a pun on Beatrix Potter. The children's author? Peter Rabbit? Please, you must have heard of it. It's NOT a fucking reference to the fucking mouldy terf queen. Fuck's sake.
Imagine being one of the six people who made the original Tomb Raider.
"You're remaking it AGAIN huh? You gonna fuck up the T Rex fight again?"
"You're remaking it AGAIN huh? You gonna fuck up the T Rex fight again?"
December 12, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Imagine being one of the six people who made the original Tomb Raider.
"You're remaking it AGAIN huh? You gonna fuck up the T Rex fight again?"
"You're remaking it AGAIN huh? You gonna fuck up the T Rex fight again?"
"We learned that yes, we do actually have to pay people to do work for us and not churn out utter slop"
McDonald's has taken down a Christmas ad made with AI following online backlash
The company said the moment served as "an important learning" as it explored "the effective use of AI"
The company said the moment served as "an important learning" as it explored "the effective use of AI"
McDonald's pulls AI-generated Christmas advert following backlash
McDonald's said the moment served as "an important learning" as it explored "the effective use of AI".
www.bbc.com
December 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
"We learned that yes, we do actually have to pay people to do work for us and not churn out utter slop"
Begging BHVR Interactive to try and update their game without breaking it FOR ONCE. Sat in a queue forever for a game, try to quit out, it won't let me so I have to force quit the game. A bug update shouldn't break the game to pieces????
December 9, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Begging BHVR Interactive to try and update their game without breaking it FOR ONCE. Sat in a queue forever for a game, try to quit out, it won't let me so I have to force quit the game. A bug update shouldn't break the game to pieces????
I have managed to put a new screen protector on my phone without putting it on wonky by accident and without any air bubbles, first time. Today is a good day
December 7, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I have managed to put a new screen protector on my phone without putting it on wonky by accident and without any air bubbles, first time. Today is a good day
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Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 3, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
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Girl Guides of Canada has made a statement, likely in response to the cowardly decisions of Girlguiding UK. 🏳️⚧️
December 4, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Girl Guides of Canada has made a statement, likely in response to the cowardly decisions of Girlguiding UK. 🏳️⚧️
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
Why in the sweet fuck have I had to join a Discord server to get help with my controller that's broken? I beg your FINEST pardon?
December 3, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Why in the sweet fuck have I had to join a Discord server to get help with my controller that's broken? I beg your FINEST pardon?
Uuuuuhhhhh... why is there a stall giving out what appears to be religious texts at MCM Birmingham??????
November 29, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Uuuuuhhhhh... why is there a stall giving out what appears to be religious texts at MCM Birmingham??????
Went to Birmingham MCM as Heather Mason today, and you could tell who plays Silent Hill and who plays Dead By Deadlight by whether they called me Heather or Cheryl 😂 #silenthill #deadbydaylight
November 28, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Went to Birmingham MCM as Heather Mason today, and you could tell who plays Silent Hill and who plays Dead By Deadlight by whether they called me Heather or Cheryl 😂 #silenthill #deadbydaylight
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3/ ✍️ Writers:
We're looking for pitches from early talent Trans+ writers and journalists to write 700-1000 word history articles - one for each day of Trans+ History Week 🏳️⚧️
Apply 👉 www.wearequeeraf.com/telltranshis...
We're looking for pitches from early talent Trans+ writers and journalists to write 700-1000 word history articles - one for each day of Trans+ History Week 🏳️⚧️
Apply 👉 www.wearequeeraf.com/telltranshis...
November 11, 2025 at 2:46 PM
3/ ✍️ Writers:
We're looking for pitches from early talent Trans+ writers and journalists to write 700-1000 word history articles - one for each day of Trans+ History Week 🏳️⚧️
Apply 👉 www.wearequeeraf.com/telltranshis...
We're looking for pitches from early talent Trans+ writers and journalists to write 700-1000 word history articles - one for each day of Trans+ History Week 🏳️⚧️
Apply 👉 www.wearequeeraf.com/telltranshis...
*scared demisexual noises*
November 19, 2025 at 9:04 PM
*scared demisexual noises*
Played the YapYap demo with my friends, died and watched them talking about where I might be.
"Last time I saw Beatrix she saw a man and ran away"
"Yeah that sounds like her"
😂
"Last time I saw Beatrix she saw a man and ran away"
"Yeah that sounds like her"
😂
November 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Played the YapYap demo with my friends, died and watched them talking about where I might be.
"Last time I saw Beatrix she saw a man and ran away"
"Yeah that sounds like her"
😂
"Last time I saw Beatrix she saw a man and ran away"
"Yeah that sounds like her"
😂
I'm trying to find a baby's first Christmas tree ornament for my friend's kid, I can't buy anything because so much of it looks like AI art 😭
November 2, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I'm trying to find a baby's first Christmas tree ornament for my friend's kid, I can't buy anything because so much of it looks like AI art 😭
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Once again for those at the back: You can't "agree to disagree" or "find common ground" with people who want you dead.
You can't appease fascists. They don't want peaceful coexistence, they want total dominance of everything.
You can't appease fascists. They don't want peaceful coexistence, they want total dominance of everything.
October 21, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Once again for those at the back: You can't "agree to disagree" or "find common ground" with people who want you dead.
You can't appease fascists. They don't want peaceful coexistence, they want total dominance of everything.
You can't appease fascists. They don't want peaceful coexistence, they want total dominance of everything.
Just tried to call the doctors about something. "I'm sorry, there's no one available to take your call" - instant disconnect. My good bitch, why can't I stay on hold? How am I going to know when someone IS there? Please be serious.
October 20, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Just tried to call the doctors about something. "I'm sorry, there's no one available to take your call" - instant disconnect. My good bitch, why can't I stay on hold? How am I going to know when someone IS there? Please be serious.
Saw someone saying that you must pay for a deed poll. NOT TRUE! You CAN pay for an 'enrolled' deed poll, but you can also do an 'unenrolled' deed poll yourself, with the form the UK gov website gives you: www.gov.uk/change-name-... #deedpoll
Change your name by deed poll
A deed poll recognises a change of name of an adult or child - make your own, use official forms, or get one through a specialist agency or solicitor.
www.gov.uk
October 16, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Saw someone saying that you must pay for a deed poll. NOT TRUE! You CAN pay for an 'enrolled' deed poll, but you can also do an 'unenrolled' deed poll yourself, with the form the UK gov website gives you: www.gov.uk/change-name-... #deedpoll
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*jumps into a DBD lobby*
Rando: "It's Potter not Plotter"
Me: "That's the joke"
Rando: "I'm not a joke"
Me: *frantically hitting ESC to GTFO this lobby*
#dbd
Rando: "It's Potter not Plotter"
Me: "That's the joke"
Rando: "I'm not a joke"
Me: *frantically hitting ESC to GTFO this lobby*
#dbd
October 13, 2025 at 5:15 PM
*jumps into a DBD lobby*
Rando: "It's Potter not Plotter"
Me: "That's the joke"
Rando: "I'm not a joke"
Me: *frantically hitting ESC to GTFO this lobby*
#dbd
Rando: "It's Potter not Plotter"
Me: "That's the joke"
Rando: "I'm not a joke"
Me: *frantically hitting ESC to GTFO this lobby*
#dbd
Ordered this lunchbox to make into a DBD medkit, Evri just delivered it smashed to shit. Are. You. Fuckin. Kidding. Me
October 10, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Ordered this lunchbox to make into a DBD medkit, Evri just delivered it smashed to shit. Are. You. Fuckin. Kidding. Me
No wait what do you MEAN I can't use my Bluetooth headphones while I'm charging them??? I'm still furious that I've been forced into using Bluetooth thanks to my phone coming without a headphone jack. HATE IT.
October 8, 2025 at 4:28 PM
No wait what do you MEAN I can't use my Bluetooth headphones while I'm charging them??? I'm still furious that I've been forced into using Bluetooth thanks to my phone coming without a headphone jack. HATE IT.
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How is this repeatedly made into a policy issue - by *all* parties - when the blunt fact of the matter is that grown adults who are obliged to pay for their own education, and relentlessly pursued to repay their loans, should be able to study whatever the fuck they want.
October 8, 2025 at 8:20 AM
How is this repeatedly made into a policy issue - by *all* parties - when the blunt fact of the matter is that grown adults who are obliged to pay for their own education, and relentlessly pursued to repay their loans, should be able to study whatever the fuck they want.
Has science solved the thing when you're walking two dogs and they keep swapping sides so you have to keep swapping their leads? I feel like science should have solved this.
October 7, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Has science solved the thing when you're walking two dogs and they keep swapping sides so you have to keep swapping their leads? I feel like science should have solved this.