Slime 🔞
@bearly-functional.bsky.social
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Escapism Enthusiast
Escapism Enthusiast
I was gifted a six month gym membership for Christmas and now I'm faced with the choice of if I want to go muscle bear or lose weight and get fit.
I've always struggled with deciding which body type I'd be more comfortable in. Maybe I just go for a bit of a muscular dad bod. 🙃
I've always struggled with deciding which body type I'd be more comfortable in. Maybe I just go for a bit of a muscular dad bod. 🙃
December 29, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I was gifted a six month gym membership for Christmas and now I'm faced with the choice of if I want to go muscle bear or lose weight and get fit.
I've always struggled with deciding which body type I'd be more comfortable in. Maybe I just go for a bit of a muscular dad bod. 🙃
I've always struggled with deciding which body type I'd be more comfortable in. Maybe I just go for a bit of a muscular dad bod. 🙃
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Love me a good couch class 😌
December 29, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Love me a good couch class 😌
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Caged and breedable clussy at your service 🤡💞💦
December 29, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Caged and breedable clussy at your service 🤡💞💦
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December 17, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Puppy’s gotta nibble on her new toy 🐶💕
December 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Puppy’s gotta nibble on her new toy 🐶💕
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It’s that time again 🎄🤡
December 15, 2025 at 5:37 PM
It’s that time again 🎄🤡
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agreed all-timer line
December 29, 2025 at 6:15 PM
agreed all-timer line
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Every installment of this MTG rehabilitation tour feels like “Nice Scorpion Regrets Past Stings, Needs Help With River Crossing!”
December 29, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Every installment of this MTG rehabilitation tour feels like “Nice Scorpion Regrets Past Stings, Needs Help With River Crossing!”
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What this underscores is a fundamental truth that while none of the rest of us need supremacists in our spaces, and are just fine without them, supremacists need the rest of us or they collapse against each other. Without them we're fine. Without us they've got nothing.
Elon's little serfs are quite literally begging journalists to come back because every publicly available source of data shows people have fled the platform and young people won't use it.
They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
December 15, 2025 at 11:49 AM
What this underscores is a fundamental truth that while none of the rest of us need supremacists in our spaces, and are just fine without them, supremacists need the rest of us or they collapse against each other. Without them we're fine. Without us they've got nothing.
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If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...
December 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...
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Added color to my very domme Anaïs 😌😌😌
December 18, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Added color to my very domme Anaïs 😌😌😌
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March 17, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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July 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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November 1, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I finally started playing Factorio and I don’t think I’ve ever had a game make me feel so stupid yet also so smart at the same damn time before lmfao.
December 29, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I finally started playing Factorio and I don’t think I’ve ever had a game make me feel so stupid yet also so smart at the same damn time before lmfao.
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You can do whatever you want to this free use clown doll 🤡🎪💞
December 28, 2025 at 9:35 PM
You can do whatever you want to this free use clown doll 🤡🎪💞