Good luck in gour writing! Apologies if the US is raising (lowering?!?) the bar on dystopian villians.

I like it! As in it's blue collar black market roots of loaded with enough calories to get a worker through a long work day? Or more recent loaded with loud toppings?

Highly effective snoozervisor

Jisa is time difference. So basically the time difference broke my brain. Or boke boke it wicked broke my brain

Informal emphatic emphasis. Thus is used the New England 'wicked' in English :)

Boke can sort of mean 'out of your head'. Or like your brain is broken.

Too awesome!! Safe travels/zine folding
The word for jetlag in Japanese is jisa-boke (jee-sah boh-kay).

I'm wicked jetlagged = mecha jisa-boke boke desu
(Meh cha jee-sah boh-kay boh-kay desu)

They may just be a mishearing/mistranslation of the word "about" and a case of beer (two-fer). "You know what Canada's a'boot, it's hotdogs with a two-fer of Molson, eh"

The National Guard deployment does not only undermine public safety.

It also hurts DC's economy — depressing vital industries like restaurants, hotels, and tourism.

And critically, it infringes on DC's sovereign authority and right to self-governance under the Home Rule Act.

Are we sure it isn't just Walmart trying to cheaply reboot TMNT with items on their store shelves?

The Administration's actions are brazenly unlawful.

They go well beyond the bounds of the President's limited authority and instead seek a hostile takeover of MPD.

They infringe on the District's right to self-governance and put the safety of DC residents and visitors at risk.