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Professor "Bip" Limón
@bcd2.bsky.social
· May 31
(bedtime story) Daddy did a sneak attack and put the guard to sleep. Then Daddy unloaded the cash register because that’s where all the treasure is
Chinese heaven is Wall-e American heaven is Far Cry
January 18, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Chinese heaven is Wall-e American heaven is Far Cry
me: iiiii'm back from beanfest ready to shart ready to make some mud. who's in there
roommate who just got back from fiberfest: i'll be out in an hour
roommate who just got back from fiberfest: i'll be out in an hour
January 17, 2026 at 2:55 AM
me: iiiii'm back from beanfest ready to shart ready to make some mud. who's in there
roommate who just got back from fiberfest: i'll be out in an hour
roommate who just got back from fiberfest: i'll be out in an hour
(bald dad with glasses doing reddit face to a reenactor): You know, the war really wasn't all that Civil, (bayonet impales clean through his stomach) Hmm. (not dislodged, still there) Aah.
January 17, 2026 at 2:39 AM
(bald dad with glasses doing reddit face to a reenactor): You know, the war really wasn't all that Civil, (bayonet impales clean through his stomach) Hmm. (not dislodged, still there) Aah.
if it was actually quicksand it'd suck you in like a garbage disposal
January 17, 2026 at 2:29 AM
if it was actually quicksand it'd suck you in like a garbage disposal
in the jacuzzi trying to fart louder than the jets
January 17, 2026 at 2:02 AM
in the jacuzzi trying to fart louder than the jets
girl: does anyone else hear crackling?
guy: It's the fireplace, I just-
me: No, it's my bones. The crackling -> is my bones.
guy: It's the fireplace, I just-
me: No, it's my bones. The crackling -> is my bones.
January 17, 2026 at 2:02 AM
girl: does anyone else hear crackling?
guy: It's the fireplace, I just-
me: No, it's my bones. The crackling -> is my bones.
guy: It's the fireplace, I just-
me: No, it's my bones. The crackling -> is my bones.
Quick brown fox: I'm gonna jump over u
Lazy dog: Ok
Lazy dog: Ok
January 16, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Quick brown fox: I'm gonna jump over u
Lazy dog: Ok
Lazy dog: Ok
The Slimetastic Blob just oozed past my house
January 16, 2026 at 6:58 PM
The Slimetastic Blob just oozed past my house
browsing twitter with zoo cams playing on the side as a kind of psychic armor
January 16, 2026 at 5:23 PM
browsing twitter with zoo cams playing on the side as a kind of psychic armor
the narrator in arrested development makes me feel like im watching a very long tiktok
January 13, 2026 at 10:07 PM
the narrator in arrested development makes me feel like im watching a very long tiktok
sometimes my mom talks about other moms and their asian striver kids and it's like glimpsing into another world that i've firmly rejected since birth, talking about shit like "oh she did a phd at umich and her whole research team got scooped by Uber. Also she has a bad personality"
January 13, 2026 at 9:28 PM
sometimes my mom talks about other moms and their asian striver kids and it's like glimpsing into another world that i've firmly rejected since birth, talking about shit like "oh she did a phd at umich and her whole research team got scooped by Uber. Also she has a bad personality"
my grandpa knows how to hibernate
January 13, 2026 at 2:55 PM
my grandpa knows how to hibernate
Mario rarely laughs in his games. Hiding something? I'd ask Luigi, but he doesn't laugh that much either.
January 12, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Mario rarely laughs in his games. Hiding something? I'd ask Luigi, but he doesn't laugh that much either.
Don't call me bald. I prefer the term smooth-headed
January 12, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Don't call me bald. I prefer the term smooth-headed
(after doing german duolingo for a week) sechs sieben...sechs sieben...sechs EINS!!! sechs sieben...
January 11, 2026 at 7:06 PM
(after doing german duolingo for a week) sechs sieben...sechs sieben...sechs EINS!!! sechs sieben...
(Greeting someone for the first time) Howdy doodle. Whats in your pocket
January 7, 2026 at 11:28 PM
(Greeting someone for the first time) Howdy doodle. Whats in your pocket
(hyping up players in a locker room) Lets get em Boys, (pointing at a random guy in the back) You’re gonna die on the field tonight. Just you
January 7, 2026 at 5:40 PM
(hyping up players in a locker room) Lets get em Boys, (pointing at a random guy in the back) You’re gonna die on the field tonight. Just you
gonna call her Pajama Harvey from now on
January 5, 2026 at 11:20 PM
gonna call her Pajama Harvey from now on
12 year old deckhand came on board wearing two eyepatches and plunged his foot into a bucket of lye. I hate my stupid corsair life
December 28, 2025 at 10:54 PM
12 year old deckhand came on board wearing two eyepatches and plunged his foot into a bucket of lye. I hate my stupid corsair life
Lol imagine if you craked open an egg and nothing came out. Lol. That would be so insanely fascinating. An egg with nothing in it. Lol
December 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Lol imagine if you craked open an egg and nothing came out. Lol. That would be so insanely fascinating. An egg with nothing in it. Lol
she monte on my carlo til i python
December 27, 2025 at 1:54 PM
she monte on my carlo til i python
Havana syndrome but just for dogs
December 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Havana syndrome but just for dogs
[ALERT] Possessed Toddler transformed 1 Digital Media Tablet into 2 Digital Media Tablet Fragments
December 25, 2025 at 11:31 PM
[ALERT] Possessed Toddler transformed 1 Digital Media Tablet into 2 Digital Media Tablet Fragments
The Covid boosters got me high
December 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
The Covid boosters got me high
“Look honey. I just blew up a gas station in this open world MMORPG”
“That’s great boo. Hey boo, why does your 401k only have three dollars in it?”
“That’s great boo. Hey boo, why does your 401k only have three dollars in it?”
December 25, 2025 at 11:02 PM
“Look honey. I just blew up a gas station in this open world MMORPG”
“That’s great boo. Hey boo, why does your 401k only have three dollars in it?”
“That’s great boo. Hey boo, why does your 401k only have three dollars in it?”