spoon
@bbyspoon.bsky.social
too many thoughts for one small body. art historian in limbo
Reposted by spoon
The White House is reportedly discussing paying everyone who lives in Greenland anywhere from $10,000 to $100,000 per person if they secede from Denmark.
This is apparently what putting Americans first looks like.
www.reuters.com/world/europe...
This is apparently what putting Americans first looks like.
www.reuters.com/world/europe...
Exclusive: Trump administration mulls payments to sway Greenlanders to join US
U.S. officials have discussed sending lump sum payments to Greenlanders as part of a bid to convince them to secede from Denmark and potentially join the United States, according to four sources famil...
www.reuters.com
January 8, 2026 at 7:26 PM
The White House is reportedly discussing paying everyone who lives in Greenland anywhere from $10,000 to $100,000 per person if they secede from Denmark.
This is apparently what putting Americans first looks like.
www.reuters.com/world/europe...
This is apparently what putting Americans first looks like.
www.reuters.com/world/europe...
Reposted by spoon
one of our biggest problems is we spent decades coddling straight white male conservatives. we took their dumb as fuck ideas seriously, even though history, logic and science showed theyre completely unworkable. and now we're stuck with a bunch of dumbasses who have been coddled for too long
December 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
one of our biggest problems is we spent decades coddling straight white male conservatives. we took their dumb as fuck ideas seriously, even though history, logic and science showed theyre completely unworkable. and now we're stuck with a bunch of dumbasses who have been coddled for too long
this is a horrifically delusional run on sentence disguised as an address to the nation
December 18, 2025 at 5:11 AM
this is a horrifically delusional run on sentence disguised as an address to the nation
Reposted by spoon
I can’t stop thinking about that unfortunate Conpact article yesterday. At its core, we are talking about entitlement. White men (some) genuinely believe they lose opportunities to women and/or people of color by virtue of identity. They believe they are inherently more talented and being overlooked
December 17, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I can’t stop thinking about that unfortunate Conpact article yesterday. At its core, we are talking about entitlement. White men (some) genuinely believe they lose opportunities to women and/or people of color by virtue of identity. They believe they are inherently more talented and being overlooked
it’s absolutely clear the president has never actually purchased eggs
December 18, 2025 at 5:00 AM
it’s absolutely clear the president has never actually purchased eggs
timeline cleanse with Tilly snacking 🐿️
December 11, 2025 at 6:50 AM
timeline cleanse with Tilly snacking 🐿️
Reposted by spoon
Everyone: ICE and CBP cannot be more hated
ICE/CBP: [starts wearing Meta smart glasses]
Everyone:
ICE/CBP: [starts wearing Meta smart glasses]
Everyone:
December 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Everyone: ICE and CBP cannot be more hated
ICE/CBP: [starts wearing Meta smart glasses]
Everyone:
ICE/CBP: [starts wearing Meta smart glasses]
Everyone:
watching love island australia and i’m convinced these people are insane. like socially something is so off over there
December 4, 2025 at 4:32 AM
watching love island australia and i’m convinced these people are insane. like socially something is so off over there
i hate being sick and that i feel like it’s a constant state of being
November 30, 2025 at 5:19 AM
i hate being sick and that i feel like it’s a constant state of being
a sleepy girl in the snow
November 29, 2025 at 2:03 PM
a sleepy girl in the snow
a concept: what if i was adequately hydrated
November 29, 2025 at 5:47 AM
a concept: what if i was adequately hydrated
i am very excited for snow i’m just not excited about the part where i will be at work the entire time it’s happening
November 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
i am very excited for snow i’m just not excited about the part where i will be at work the entire time it’s happening
the table. the dinner. and the dessert
i napped for 2.5 hours after this
i napped for 2.5 hours after this
November 28, 2025 at 6:00 AM
the table. the dinner. and the dessert
i napped for 2.5 hours after this
i napped for 2.5 hours after this
ready to start spewing nonsense on the internet again i think
November 28, 2025 at 5:59 AM
ready to start spewing nonsense on the internet again i think
Reposted by spoon
do you have any idea how much you have to piss somebody off to make them change their gauge
#Finland will begin to #Russia - proof its rail network, integrate with EU train infrastructure.
The Finnish government has announced the conversion of its rail network from Russian gauge (1,524 mm) to European standard (1,435 mm).
www.trenvista.net/en/news/flas...
The Finnish government has announced the conversion of its rail network from Russian gauge (1,524 mm) to European standard (1,435 mm).
www.trenvista.net/en/news/flas...
November 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
do you have any idea how much you have to piss somebody off to make them change their gauge
how dystopian to walk around my neighborhood & see two low flying helicopters that look eerily militaristic
August 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
how dystopian to walk around my neighborhood & see two low flying helicopters that look eerily militaristic
watched a car hit a curb while driving straight and when i passed it the guy was still trying to text & drive
some people are simply not built to multitask
some people are simply not built to multitask
July 22, 2025 at 2:24 PM
watched a car hit a curb while driving straight and when i passed it the guy was still trying to text & drive
some people are simply not built to multitask
some people are simply not built to multitask
kinda crazy seeing a golden corral commercial in 2025. i didn’t think they would make it this far
July 5, 2025 at 6:23 AM
kinda crazy seeing a golden corral commercial in 2025. i didn’t think they would make it this far
i feel like everyone is driving today like it’s their first time in a car
June 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
i feel like everyone is driving today like it’s their first time in a car
just heard the phrase “he looks like he reads with his finger” and i feel like the people should know about this insult
June 8, 2025 at 5:31 AM
just heard the phrase “he looks like he reads with his finger” and i feel like the people should know about this insult
my athletes tiktok’s show up in my feed every joe and then but it’s end of the season now and THEYRE MAKING ME CRY 😭
May 29, 2025 at 6:34 AM
my athletes tiktok’s show up in my feed every joe and then but it’s end of the season now and THEYRE MAKING ME CRY 😭
knee-deep in nostalgia tonight & revisiting buzzcut season and adding in Back to Me by the Marias??? diabolical combination
May 28, 2025 at 5:01 AM
knee-deep in nostalgia tonight & revisiting buzzcut season and adding in Back to Me by the Marias??? diabolical combination
midnight easter food prep is just a dance party in my kitchen ✨
April 20, 2025 at 4:57 AM
midnight easter food prep is just a dance party in my kitchen ✨
what the kids call brainrot is what my dumb art history brain sees is a revival in dada-ism taking on new mediums
April 20, 2025 at 3:56 AM
what the kids call brainrot is what my dumb art history brain sees is a revival in dada-ism taking on new mediums
trying to catch up on the final season of handmaid’s tale and really taking in the ever constant shots of elizabeth moss just constantly gasping in the camera
April 18, 2025 at 5:08 AM
trying to catch up on the final season of handmaid’s tale and really taking in the ever constant shots of elizabeth moss just constantly gasping in the camera