Blackbeard’s Heartbreak 🏴☠️💔
@bbsheartbreak.bsky.social
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2 Spirit • Gen X • they/she
All Gentlebeard, all the time.
Trying my hand at writing : https://archiveofourown.org/users/BlackbeardsHeartbreak/works
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2 Spirit • Gen X • they/she
All Gentlebeard, all the time.
Trying my hand at writing : https://archiveofourown.org/users/BlackbeardsHeartbreak/works
Boogedy Boogedy Boo!
My brother and I were just talking about this. Have you rewatched it recently? It’s the cheesiest thing ever!
My brother and I were just talking about this. Have you rewatched it recently? It’s the cheesiest thing ever!
November 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Boogedy Boogedy Boo!
My brother and I were just talking about this. Have you rewatched it recently? It’s the cheesiest thing ever!
My brother and I were just talking about this. Have you rewatched it recently? It’s the cheesiest thing ever!
Do you mean Furguson Edward Teach and Mitchell Steden Bonnet ?
(Stede needed another syllable to sound right)
(Stede needed another syllable to sound right)
November 23, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Do you mean Furguson Edward Teach and Mitchell Steden Bonnet ?
(Stede needed another syllable to sound right)
(Stede needed another syllable to sound right)
“So that’s why they call him the genital pirate!”
“Wait, what? Who calls him that?”
“Wait, what? Who calls him that?”
November 21, 2025 at 6:53 PM
“So that’s why they call him the genital pirate!”
“Wait, what? Who calls him that?”
“Wait, what? Who calls him that?”
I moved it next to another 3D app icon so it would be less annoying. Idk why that worked for me but it did
November 20, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I moved it next to another 3D app icon so it would be less annoying. Idk why that worked for me but it did
for #wipwednesday I’ve got down bad soon-to-be roommates who are taking it slow(ish)
November 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
for #wipwednesday I’ve got down bad soon-to-be roommates who are taking it slow(ish)
We could get a lot of use out of this around here.
November 15, 2025 at 10:35 PM
We could get a lot of use out of this around here.
@ofmdzb.bsky.social
Look what you’ve done!
Look what you’ve done!
November 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
@ofmdzb.bsky.social
Look what you’ve done!
Look what you’ve done!
Buttons’ wig over Ed’s messy bun?
Sacrilege!
Sacrilege!
November 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Buttons’ wig over Ed’s messy bun?
Sacrilege!
Sacrilege!
Repost with the #OFMD things you’ve noticed or loved or wondered about but haven’t seen discussed much.
Head canon: Anne Bonny loves having her mark on her wife’s face, but Mary Read likes Annie’s face too much.
Head canon: Anne Bonny loves having her mark on her wife’s face, but Mary Read likes Annie’s face too much.
November 6, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Repost with the #OFMD things you’ve noticed or loved or wondered about but haven’t seen discussed much.
Head canon: Anne Bonny loves having her mark on her wife’s face, but Mary Read likes Annie’s face too much.
Head canon: Anne Bonny loves having her mark on her wife’s face, but Mary Read likes Annie’s face too much.
Another one of mine from 2 years ago.
Has this ever been discussed at a panel? Was it intentional?
I loved “I’m the fucking devil” in all black with the guns across his chest and the ‘angel’ in all white with all the toy guns.
And Jim’s mini demanding a knife? Adorable.
Has this ever been discussed at a panel? Was it intentional?
I loved “I’m the fucking devil” in all black with the guns across his chest and the ‘angel’ in all white with all the toy guns.
And Jim’s mini demanding a knife? Adorable.
November 6, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Another one of mine from 2 years ago.
Has this ever been discussed at a panel? Was it intentional?
I loved “I’m the fucking devil” in all black with the guns across his chest and the ‘angel’ in all white with all the toy guns.
And Jim’s mini demanding a knife? Adorable.
Has this ever been discussed at a panel? Was it intentional?
I loved “I’m the fucking devil” in all black with the guns across his chest and the ‘angel’ in all white with all the toy guns.
And Jim’s mini demanding a knife? Adorable.
#wipwednesday
from Miles of Smiles (linked in comments)
from Miles of Smiles (linked in comments)
November 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM
#wipwednesday
from Miles of Smiles (linked in comments)
from Miles of Smiles (linked in comments)
Cleaned up this original from 2 years ago 😆
November 5, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Cleaned up this original from 2 years ago 😆
Remember when Ed saw a little cuddly bunny and called it a big bad Wolf so someone would finally understand how Ed felt being called Blackbeard.
“It's a very rare thing, to find someone who understands you.”
#OFMD
“It's a very rare thing, to find someone who understands you.”
#OFMD
November 3, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Remember when Ed saw a little cuddly bunny and called it a big bad Wolf so someone would finally understand how Ed felt being called Blackbeard.
“It's a very rare thing, to find someone who understands you.”
#OFMD
“It's a very rare thing, to find someone who understands you.”
#OFMD
I mean, that’s just them being themselves.
October 31, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I mean, that’s just them being themselves.
Look at this Stede-coded Squishable blind box -
Moths Blind Box, Series 1: Cup of Tea
Nothing beats a freshly brewed pot of tea... except maybe this blind box! Like an herbal moth to a flame, you won’t be able to resist the fragrant mystery within.
squishable.com/products/mot...
Moths Blind Box, Series 1: Cup of Tea
Nothing beats a freshly brewed pot of tea... except maybe this blind box! Like an herbal moth to a flame, you won’t be able to resist the fragrant mystery within.
squishable.com/products/mot...
October 30, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Look at this Stede-coded Squishable blind box -
Moths Blind Box, Series 1: Cup of Tea
Nothing beats a freshly brewed pot of tea... except maybe this blind box! Like an herbal moth to a flame, you won’t be able to resist the fragrant mystery within.
squishable.com/products/mot...
Moths Blind Box, Series 1: Cup of Tea
Nothing beats a freshly brewed pot of tea... except maybe this blind box! Like an herbal moth to a flame, you won’t be able to resist the fragrant mystery within.
squishable.com/products/mot...
I even see them here. 🤨🧐😆
October 28, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I even see them here. 🤨🧐😆
2 years!
2 years ago there was zero doubt in my mind that we’d get our third season/series.
I’m still pretty convinced we’ll get it someday.
Look at them. Look at him! How can we not?
2 years ago there was zero doubt in my mind that we’d get our third season/series.
I’m still pretty convinced we’ll get it someday.
Look at them. Look at him! How can we not?
October 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
2 years!
2 years ago there was zero doubt in my mind that we’d get our third season/series.
I’m still pretty convinced we’ll get it someday.
Look at them. Look at him! How can we not?
2 years ago there was zero doubt in my mind that we’d get our third season/series.
I’m still pretty convinced we’ll get it someday.
Look at them. Look at him! How can we not?
Please observe a moment of silence on this, the anniversary of the dance that was not to be.
October 19, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Please observe a moment of silence on this, the anniversary of the dance that was not to be.
Rewatched Boy and The Breaker Upperers last week and now I’m imagining what would happen if Ed’s 18-year-old dated Archie. And, honestly, I’m not interested in that story. It’s just there, hanging out, in my head.
October 15, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Rewatched Boy and The Breaker Upperers last week and now I’m imagining what would happen if Ed’s 18-year-old dated Archie. And, honestly, I’m not interested in that story. It’s just there, hanging out, in my head.
October 9, 2025 at 4:04 PM
“You don't need to do anything, Stede. I can go die all by myself.”
“You can't do everything on your own. You need help.”
“You can't do everything on your own. You need help.”
September 23, 2025 at 2:25 AM
“You don't need to do anything, Stede. I can go die all by myself.”
“You can't do everything on your own. You need help.”
“You can't do everything on your own. You need help.”