Devin Maestro Hall
@bboymaestro.bsky.social
The Akashic Record. Noted Persona Guy. Tekken player. The Ace of Heavy Hearts.
He/Him.
“The South Got Something to Say.”-Andre 3000
He/Him.
“The South Got Something to Say.”-Andre 3000
Persistent coooooough
January 15, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Persistent coooooough
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Doc Rivers gotta go
January 14, 2026 at 6:56 AM
Doc Rivers gotta go
I should finish Bomb Rush Cyberfunk
January 13, 2026 at 9:47 PM
I should finish Bomb Rush Cyberfunk
Oh DUDE
January 13, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Oh DUDE
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If there’s a better obituary for an evil cartoonist than an A.I. generated version of his character that fucks up the defining detail of its design, I can’t think of it. No notes. 👨🏻🍳 💋
January 13, 2026 at 6:47 PM
If there’s a better obituary for an evil cartoonist than an A.I. generated version of his character that fucks up the defining detail of its design, I can’t think of it. No notes. 👨🏻🍳 💋
This motherfucker
January 12, 2026 at 12:41 AM
This motherfucker
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So who wrote “Da Mun Rulz, no. 1” on the side of my car
January 3, 2026 at 11:37 PM
So who wrote “Da Mun Rulz, no. 1” on the side of my car
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Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
January 3, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Skate Story. Got a little Earthbound and a little Psychonauts in it.
January 3, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Skate Story. Got a little Earthbound and a little Psychonauts in it.
Blood Cultures slapped on skate story
January 1, 2026 at 9:39 AM
Blood Cultures slapped on skate story
The singer from Blood Cultures has the most absurd falsetto. Fuck off, I’m jealous.
December 31, 2025 at 7:13 AM
The singer from Blood Cultures has the most absurd falsetto. Fuck off, I’m jealous.
The answer will always be Tony Hawk’s Underground. Maybe the greatest revenge story in video games, that also happens to be a (mostly) mechanically amazing and fun game. Fuck Eric Sparrow.
Quote this with your favourite game NOW that was released in 2003, and what your favourite was THEN (if you had one)
Localisations*/early access count, remasters/ports don't. Remakes depend.
Two-way ties count.
*('03 was the NA release of Wind Waker)
Refresher list: backloggd.com/games/lib/po...
Localisations*/early access count, remasters/ports don't. Remakes depend.
Two-way ties count.
*('03 was the NA release of Wind Waker)
Refresher list: backloggd.com/games/lib/po...
December 31, 2025 at 5:58 AM
The answer will always be Tony Hawk’s Underground. Maybe the greatest revenge story in video games, that also happens to be a (mostly) mechanically amazing and fun game. Fuck Eric Sparrow.
I have a mighty need to capture footage from skate story.
December 31, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I have a mighty need to capture footage from skate story.
When God gives you lemons, you FIND A NEW GOD
sounds like you need some POWERTHIRST
December 31, 2025 at 1:21 AM
When God gives you lemons, you FIND A NEW GOD
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RFK Jr taking calipers to your hips and sorting you based on the circumference
I *know* I shouldn’t share the NYPost but I got served this BUTT PHRENOLOGY article
!!!!
And people should know that we have entered the era of BUTT PHRENOLOGY
!!!!
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And people should know that we have entered the era of BUTT PHRENOLOGY
!!!!
How a bigger-looking butt could be a sneaky sign of autism and ADHD
Your backside might reveal a thing or two about your brain.
nypost.com
December 28, 2025 at 2:07 AM
RFK Jr taking calipers to your hips and sorting you based on the circumference
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why does the oven say piss…
December 27, 2025 at 2:13 AM
why does the oven say piss…
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Every Democrat running for office needs to promise investigations and full prosecutions from top to bottom, remove its funding bloat then break up the agency and distribute its core remaining useful functions across other agencies.
ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
December 26, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Every Democrat running for office needs to promise investigations and full prosecutions from top to bottom, remove its funding bloat then break up the agency and distribute its core remaining useful functions across other agencies.
Joyce Byers better survive this shit
December 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Joyce Byers better survive this shit
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christmas on bluesky
December 25, 2025 at 1:47 PM
christmas on bluesky